| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #184 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #60 | Bulky Buddy Box | 49 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #550 | CRIMBCO scrip | 365 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 31 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #1265 | Crimbuck | 351 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #22 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #17 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #134 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 4 |
| #17 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #48 | Trainbot circuitry | 100 |
| #72 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #37 | Trainbot linkages | 102 |
| #76 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #37 | Trainbot optics | 100 |
| #39 | Trainbot plating | 99 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #38 | Trainbot servomotors | 100 |
| #131 | Trainbot slag | 25 |
| #39 | Trainbot tubing | 101 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #135 | ball | 51 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #66 | black Crimbo ball | 113 |
| #172 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #434 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #59 | bread man | 6 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #74 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #423 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #502 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #26 | cabooze | 15 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #17 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #156 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #17 | candy rations | 1 |
| #17 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #21 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #261 | chocomotive | 3 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #59 | corned beet | 6 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #172 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #568 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #285 | donated booze | 25 |
| #339 | donated candy | 17 |
| #279 | donated food | 26 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #9 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #96 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #191 | eggwater | 3 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #510 | evil teddy bear | 26 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #182 | fancy dress ball | 86 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1490 | filthy lucre | 8 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #65 | flan del mar | 8 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #276 | freightcake | 2 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #88 | gooified animal matter | 39 |
| #91 | gooified mineral matter | 28 |
| #105 | gooified vegetable matter | 24 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #52 | hard cocoa | 5 |
| #29 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #63 | huge Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #72 | killer rag doll | 31 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #16 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #32 | marionette | 26 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #17 | miming gloves | 4 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #626 | monomolecular yo-yo | 77 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #160 | mylar scout drone | 28 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #288 | oldcake | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #27 | peppermint pegleg | 7 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #338 | pet rock | 22 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #79 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #151 | pile of Trainbot parts | 48 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #82 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #36 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #533 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 15 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #115 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #67 | roboduck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #511 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #548 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #15 | salmagumdi | 8 |
| #131 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #905 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1306 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 57 |
| #1753 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #1173 | stuffed angry cow | 43 |
| #38 | stuffed astral badger | 594 |
| #732 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 66 |
| #1029 | stuffed cocoabo | 46 |
| #190 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 42 |
| #401 | stuffed dodecapede | 10 |
| #754 | stuffed doppelshifter | 15 |
| #1130 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1494 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 35 |
| #191 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #932 | stuffed gray blob | 21 |
| #908 | stuffed hand turkey | 54 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1023 | stuffed mind flayer | 50 |
| #1573 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #2479 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #192 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #1014 | stuffed scary death orb | 49 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #1083 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 46 |
| #476 | stuffed snowy owl | 86 |
| #947 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 53 |
| #362 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 22 |
| #1445 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1676 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1127 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 45 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #664 | teddy borg | 12 |
| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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