| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #111 | BGE shotglass | 42 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #15 | Carol of the Bulls | 10 |
| #15 | Carol of the Hells | 10 |
| #17 | Carol of the Thrills | 10 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #250 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
| #17 | antique Canadian lantern | 10 |
| #84 | antique beer | 5 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #123 | antique pair of blue jeans | 8 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #87 | beavermouth | 115 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #169 | bindlestocking | 15 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #125 | boulder | 18 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #260 | chocolate cigar | 7 |
| 🥇 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2,054 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #119 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 16 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #93 | fat bottom quark | 24 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #42 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #154 | grass clippings | 5 |
| #116 | grilled mooseflank | 20 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #89 | hot watered rum | 11 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #684 | ion grid | 16 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #756 | logic synthesizer | 11 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #80 | machetito | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #203 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #188 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 12 |
| #245 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 7 |
| #164 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 14 |
| #151 | magical pony: Uniquity | 17 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #75 | mooseflank | 112 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #15 | muskox-skin cap | 10 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #163 | plastic cup of beer | 15 |
| #131 | pointy red hat | 3 |
| #59 | portable dam | 2 |
| #650 | portable photocopier | 9 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #570 | quantum taco | 10 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #82 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 22 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #96 | thick walrus blubber | 36 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #107 | tiny bomb | 25 |
| #68 | tiny fly glasses | 4 |
| #40 | tiny goth giant | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 10 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 20 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 27 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Felonia | 11 |
| #534 | tiny plastic G Imp | 13 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #418 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 16 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 11 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #432 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #642 | tiny plastic angry goat | 26 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #581 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #527 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #794 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 22 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #587 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 28 |
| #535 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #265 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 24 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #499 | tiny plastic demoninja | 14 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #671 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #538 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 13 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
| #416 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 37 |
| #741 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #734 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #528 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 13 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #658 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 26 |
| #698 | tiny plastic killer bee | 24 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #564 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 29 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #583 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 13 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #646 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
| #433 | tiny plastic sauceror | 10 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #459 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 34 |
| #854 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #731 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 32 |
| #652 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #734 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #646 | tiny plastic zmobie | 11 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #564 | tooth | 7 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1199 | tree-eating kite | 17 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #97 | yule gruel | 11 |
| #19 | yule pup | 7 |