#774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#95 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 11 |
#111 | Baja sopapilla | 7 |
#198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
#156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
#183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
#1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
#369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
#15 | Carol of the Bulls | 10 |
#15 | Carol of the Hells | 10 |
#17 | Carol of the Thrills | 10 |
#184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#86 | Corpse Island iced tea | 52 |
#75 | Crimbeau de toilette | 4 |
#966 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
#80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
#86 | Crimboween memo | 84 |
#90 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 4 |
#346 | Daffy Taffy | 94 |
#4 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 9 |
🥇 | Dyspepsi grenade | 88,790 |
#562 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 108 |
#72 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 80 |
#1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
#235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
#201 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#29 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
#356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
#209 | LED block | 7 |
#90 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 56 |
#238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
#260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#781 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 9 |
#126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
#171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
#164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
#177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
#195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
#190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
#170 | New Zealand iced tea | 65 |
#126 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 11 |
#64 | PEEZ dispenser | 220 |
#836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
#1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#86 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 59 |
#436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
#103 | Swizzler | 148 |
#503 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 19 |
#553 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 14 |
#410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
#611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
#168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
#163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
#170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
#305 | astronaut pants | 30 |
#692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
#62 | balanced antler | 2 |
#898 | ball | 6 |
#498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
#159 | battered Crimbo Crate | 92 |
#293 | bed of coals | 3 |
#230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
#631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#282 | black paisley oyster egg | 17 |
#175 | black plastic oyster egg | 23 |
#402 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
#747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
#297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
#810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#253 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
#666 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
#223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
#60 | borg sock monkey | 41 |
#86 | bottle of Crimbognac | 4 |
#316 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#108 | bowl of fishysoisse | 8 |
#73 | box of Dweebs | 216 |
#73 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
#168 | buckyball | 36 |
#127 | bunch of bananas | 44 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#101 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 66 |
#96 | candied yams | 77 |
#204 | candy cane | 186 |
#632 | candy stake | 10 |
#89 | canteen of wine | 207 |
#1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
#1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
#1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
#162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
#163 | chrome stick | 1 |
#167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
#660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
#663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
#47 | concentrated garbage juice | 13 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#29 | corned beet | 8 |
#133 | corpse on the beach | 37 |
#216 | corpsebite | 1 |
#121 | corpsedriver | 38 |
#89 | corpsetini | 49 |
#599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
#64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
#41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
#292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
#538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
#43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
#42 | deadly lampshade | 14 |
#198 | delicious salad | 250 |
#505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#69 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 21 |
#64 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 23 |
#105 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 12 |
#91 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 17 |
#57 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 23 |
#57 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 25 |
#53 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 25 |
#102 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 13 |
#55 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 25 |
#62 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 22 |
#49 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 26 |
#84 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 16 |
#103 | discocktail | 68 |
#424 | dollhive | 20 |
#66 | dusty Crimbo crate | 107 |
#389 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 35 |
#371 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 45 |
#419 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 30 |
#376 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 40 |
#490 | dusty bottle of Port | 25 |
#766 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 5 |
#141 | eggnog | 124 |
#829 | elven limbos gingerbread | 13 |
#1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
#1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
#1397 | elven socks | 1 |
#777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
#593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
#1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
#762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
#25 | fancy canapés | 13 |
#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
#166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
#69 | fine wine | 350 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
#166 | flan del mar | 5 |
#139 | flange | 23 |
#41 | freezin' bindle | 10 |
#40 | frigid air mattress | 10 |
#109 | frozen banquet | 18 |
#148 | fruitcake | 149 |
#47 | giant glass of brandy | 9 |
#159 | gingerbread bugbear | 154 |
#523 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
#355 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 10 |
#41 | gloomy mushroom wine | 14 |
#167 | golden ring | 120 |
#118 | gray bow tie | 46 |
#622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
#391 | gyroscope | 7 |
#154 | herbal stuffing | 42 |
#703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
#41 | huge bowl of candy | 68 |
#657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
#526 | iGoogly | 36 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#230 | invisible bag | 4 |
#1472 | ion grid | 3 |
#692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
#317 | irradiated candy cane | 12 |
#99 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 25 |
#108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
#193 | jar of swamp gas | 350 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#135 | killing feather | 131 |
#73 | knuckle sandwich | 324 |
#195 | laser-broiled pear | 38 |
#1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
#105 | lavender striped oyster egg | 18 |
#153 | lewd playing card | 16 |
#132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
#117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
#125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
#1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#120 | marionette collective | 7 |
#1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#93 | mauve striped oyster egg | 28 |
#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#1135 | monomolecular yo-yo | 15 |
#89 | mummy costume | 86 |
#353 | mylar scout drone | 14 |
#593 | nanite-infested candy cane | 21 |
#385 | nanite-infested eggnog | 12 |
#613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
#420 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
#306 | nanofiber cloth | 19 |
#439 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
#925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
#6 | oily mushroom wine | 147 |
#210 | oozenog | 14 |
#464 | oyster basket | 9 |
#94 | patent leather shoes | 53 |
#187 | penguin thesaurus | 36 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#68 | pickled bread | 5 |
#84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
#59 | portable dam | 2 |
#1404 | possessed top | 3 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#51 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
#243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
#32 | psycho sweater | 8 |
#57 | puce paisley oyster egg | 28 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#168 | puce striped oyster egg | 13 |
#118 | pulsing flesh | 22 |
#101 | pumpkinhead mask | 86 |
#147 | purple corpsel | 2 |
#689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
#456 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 19 |
#643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
#70 | red paisley oyster egg | 32 |
#91 | red plastic oyster egg | 33 |
#384 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
#171 | red striped oyster egg | 15 |
#697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
#97 | rigid carapace | 30 |
#114 | roasted marshmallow | 307 |
#80 | roboduck-on-a-string | 14 |
#747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#158 | rogue swarmer | 152 |
#30 | salted mutton | 7 |
#862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
#682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
#27 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 16 |
#21 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1,237 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
#57 | spooky bindle | 11 |
#546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
#1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#269 | stained mattress | 4 |
#1026 | stick | 1 |
#884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
#98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
#1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
#25 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 763 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
#815 | stuffed scary death orb | 61 |
#310 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 55 |
#649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
#222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
#931 | teddy borg | 7 |
#20 | thermos of brew | 14 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#51 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 20 |
#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
#19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
#16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
#41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
#369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
#83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
#90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
#65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
#105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
#73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
#334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
#38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
#35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
#99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
#636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
#368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
#56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
#191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
#109 | tofurkey gravy | 62 |
#119 | tofurkey leg | 60 |
#598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
#820 | tooth | 4 |
#820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
#1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
#189 | toy deathbot | 6 |
#457 | toy hoverpad | 30 |
#227 | toy jet pack | 36 |
#335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
#800 | toy mercenary | 8 |
#327 | toy ray gun | 31 |
#289 | toy space helmet | 31 |
#733 | tree-eating kite | 39 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#14 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 21 |
#138 | twitching claw | 24 |
#177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
#49 | unstable DNA | 983 |
#159 | unstable laser battery | 113 |
#1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#210 | witch hat | 4 |
#87 | wolfman mask | 92 |
#1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#317 | yellow striped oyster egg | 8 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |