| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #332 | Goodfella contract | 106 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1016 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #648 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 8 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #535 | Steal This Candy | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #125 | abandoned candy | 11 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #265 | black pudding | 10 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1301 | brick | 17 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #1396 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #396 | cymbal syrup | 15 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1032 | defective skull | 10 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #443 | drum machine | 7 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #548 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 15 |
| #871 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1133 | fake hand | 11 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #649 | funky dried mushroom | 3 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #442 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #71 | homeopathic healing powder | 4 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #470 | jazz soap | 64 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1942 | killing feather | 21 |
| #510 | kneecapping stick | 24 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #859 | mafia aria | 18 |
| #556 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 53 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #511 | mood ring | 9 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #606 | penguin skin | 48 |
| #1194 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #23 | robotronic egg | 814 |
| #187 | [2108]rock | 22 |
| #1815 | rogue swarmer | 32 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1383 | rubber emo roe | 9 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #456 | scroll of pasta summoning | 27 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #225 | stick | 11 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #615 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #619 | string of green beads | 20 |
| #690 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #405 | stringy sinew | 24 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #693 | theoretical string | 15 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #724 | toy hoverpad | 14 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1987 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #665 | whoopie cushion | 46 |
| #1407 | wind-up chattering teeth | 9 |
| #1048 | x-ray specs | 8 |
| #775 | yellow snowcone | 41 |