| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #400 | Amulet of Yendor | 56 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #620 | astronaut pants | 12 |
| #76 | atomic vector plotter | 61 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #306 | bag of airline peanuts | 98 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #262 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #422 | black candy heart | 18 |
| #381 | black snowcone | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #576 | bottle of goofballs | 44 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #466 | brick | 83 |
| #187 | brick of sand | 10 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #311 | clown hammer | 91 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #125 | computronic processing unit | 33 |
| #166 | cyborg doll | 11 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #385 | cymbal syrup | 16 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #405 | defective skull | 58 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #678 | duct tape | 41 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #462 | encoder ring | 35 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #344 | evil teddy bear | 42 |
| #244 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 109 |
| #168 | eye of newt | 93 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #321 | fake fake vomit | 100 |
| #257 | fake hand | 103 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #156 | fire | 37 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #230 | foam noodle | 5 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #603 | grue egg | 44 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #2197 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #351 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 9 |
| #282 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 12 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #329 | jazz soap | 90 |
| #280 | joybuzzer | 103 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #276 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 102 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #698 | monomolecular yo-yo | 61 |
| #415 | mood ring | 16 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #134 | pet rock | 52 |
| #366 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 73 |
| #355 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 87 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #270 | possessed top | 21 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #182 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 53 |
| #121 | recursive spline reticulator | 42 |
| #271 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 13 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1007 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #483 | roll of toilet paper | 173 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #252 | rubber emo roe | 119 |
| #151 | salamander spleen | 103 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #136 | spooky toy wheel | 38 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #194 | squashed frog | 101 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #182 | stick-on-a-string | 22 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #219 | stringy sinew | 48 |
| #2192 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1434 | stuffed angry cow | 35 |
| #2251 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #1449 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1959 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2036 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #645 | stuffed gray blob | 45 |
| #1357 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1576 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #1779 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1713 | stuffed snowy owl | 29 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1483 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1832 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #387 | sub-molecular interocitor | 9 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #142 | toothsome rock | 69 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #582 | towel | 15 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #366 | tree-eating kite | 100 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #525 | wheel | 7 |
| #287 | whoopie cushion | 106 |
| #385 | wind-up chattering teeth | 84 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #357 | x-ray specs | 63 |
| #389 | yellow snowcone | 90 |
| #158 | yo | 52 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |