Museum :: Uberw00tage

Uberw00tage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#1051	2-ball	2
#686	30669 scroll	5
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#554	334 scroll	6
#1077	5-ball	2
#1426	6-ball	1
#454	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#1486	7-ball	1
#1778	8-ball	3
#835	Angry Farmer candy	56
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#147	Black No. 2	74
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#496	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	8
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#958	Cloaca grenade	10
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1451	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#2254	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#1770	Daffy Taffy	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#23	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	124
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#883	Dyspepsi grenade	10
#1384	Dyspepsi-Cola	14
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#283	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#303	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#245	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#469	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#222	Frat Army FGF	18
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#189	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	10
#250	Hippy Army MPE	25
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#749	Imp Ale	125
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#378	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#721	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#757	Knob Goblin firecracker	10
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#603	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#596	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#666	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#819	Knob Goblin tongs	4
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#903	Knoll mushroom	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3015	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#1199	M-242	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#195	Mad Train wine	556
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#917	Meleegra™ pills	3
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#528	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	52
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#726	Mohawk wig	4
#273	Monstar energy beverage	20
#691	Mountain Stream soda	9
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#423	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#365	Orcish baseball cap	8
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#347	PADL Phone	14
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#445	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#700	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#777	Spam Witch sammich	10
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#438	Swabbie™ swab	2
#1320	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#49	Valentine's Day cake	10
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#411	Warm Subject gift certificate	118
#68	White Citadel burger	64
#53	White Citadel fries	63
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#388	accidental cider	2
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#161	adder bladder	93
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#379	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#432	ancient protein powder	6
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#14	angel-food cake	10
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#378	ant agonist	5
#255	ant pick	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#684	anticheese	4
#251	antique greaves	32
#250	antique helmet	35
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#249	antique shield	36
#249	antique spear	35
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#217	asbestos apron	5
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#547	asbestos ore	10
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#729	asparagus knife	4
#230	aspirin	4
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#862	awful poetry journal	47
#1543	baby killer bee	2
#55	babycakes	10
#1480	baconstone	4
#5056	badass belt	5
#504	bag of lard	2
#177	balaclava	5
#1592	ball	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#707	bar skin	8
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#955	barrrnacle	11
#759	baseball	2
#410	bat guano	22
#444	bat wing	23
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#523	batblade	3
#574	batgut	26
#507	beer bomb	22
#346	beer bong	5
#182	beer goggles	2
#259	beer helmet	16
#787	beertini	1
#258	bejeweled pledge pin	20
#338	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#655	bilge wine	4
#10	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	10
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#242	black forest cake	15
#161	black greaves	20
#145	black helmet	23
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#184	black pension check	45
#264	black pepper	9
#114	black picnic basket	23
#601	black pixel	19
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#193	black shield	14
#209	black snake skin	39
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#142	black sword	27
#32	black velvet box	75
#151	blackberry	141
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#478	blue pixel	104
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#33	blue velvet cake	10
#400	bone rattle	3
#499	booty chest charrrm	6
#316	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	16
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#322	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#448	bottle of alcohol	4
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#4255	bottle of goofballs	2
#1217	bottle of rum	6
#1082	bottle of tequila	4
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#954	box	2
#695	box of sunshine	441
#750	boxed wine	12
#2708	brick	1
#366	briefcase	11
#232	broken carburetor	1
#963	broken skull	4
#194	broken sword	22
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#238	bronzed locust	10
#274	brown sugar cane	16
#617	bubbly potion	8
#588	bugbear beanie	7
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#376	bullet-proof corduroys	7
#1096	bum cheek	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#151	can of black paint	2
#213	can of fake snow	2
#1462	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1439	candied yams	5
#857	candy brain	1
#2439	candy cane	8
#3109	candy stake	2
#507	cannonball charrrm	6
#338	canopic jar	11
#293	carbonated soy milk	11
#218	carbonated water lily	28
#331	cardboard katana	1
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#585	casino pass	3
#605	cast	13
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#529	cat appendix	3
#478	catgut	10
#690	centipede eggs	1
#654	chaos butterfly	125
#698	cheap toaster	3
#919	chef's hat	2
#508	chewing gum on a string	10
#369	chloroform rag	5
#670	chopsticks	2
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#617	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#513	cloudy potion	13
#1979	club necklace	3
#49	club of the five seasons	2
#398	cocktail napkin	6
#1050	cocoa egg	2
#963	cocoa eggshell fragment	8
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#609	coconut shell	32
#744	cog	13
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#216	cold nuggets	6
#229	cold powder	2
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#304	communications windchimes	21
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#22	congratulatory cake	10
#558	cool whip	3
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#704	cornuthaum	2
#1469	corpse on the beach	2
#1425	corpsedriver	2
#1466	corpsetini	2
#916	cranberries	6
#469	crowbarrr	3
#403	curmudgel	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#355	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#664	dark potion	7
#543	dead guy's watch	9
#411	decaying goldfish liver	8
#692	decorative fountain	2
#463	demon skin	14
#381	dense meat stack	331
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#12	devil's-food cake	10
#457	diamond-studded cane	10
#389	didgeridooka	6
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#914	dirty hobo gloves	3
#966	disassembled clover	16
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#1213	disco ball	8
#1341	disco mask	4
#1026	disease	1
#670	disembodied brain	2
#292	disembodied smile	1
#322	disintegrating quill pen	20
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#239	displaced fish	21
#206	distressed denim pants	23
#862	disturbing fanfic	52
#1640	doll house	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#484	drab sonata	6
#653	draggin' ball hat	4
#572	dried face	3
#199	drum machine	32
#611	dry noodles	57
#1037	drywall axe	8
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1926	duct tape	3
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#723	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#816	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#674	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#629	dusty bottle of Port	12
#799	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#205	dusty right femur	2
#177	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#190	dusty right ninth rib	2
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#195	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#429	eXtreme mittens	7
#416	eXtreme scarf	6
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#620	effervescent potion	8
#2058	eggnog	3
#765	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	8
#870	empty blowgun	1
#468	empty meat tank	4
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#185	enchanted bean	20
#20	enchanted toothpick	100
#249	energy drink IV	11
#868	ennui-flavored potato chips	8
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#465	evil golden arch	13
#276	evil golden arches	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#318	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#353	eye of newt	27
#403	eye-pod	1
#515	eyepatch	10
#564	f3d0r4	7
#1294	facsimile dictionary	4
#508	fake blood	2
#1793	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#409	fancy bath salts	23
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#37	felt	164
#439	ferret bait	9
#736	fetid feather	1
#328	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	4
#550	filthy corduroys	7
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#551	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#487	filthy pestle	2
#341	filthy poultice	9
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#308	fire poi	6
#404	fish-liver oil	11
#105	fishy fish	2
#565	fizzy potion	10
#626	flaming crutch	5
#768	flaming feather	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#553	flaming talons	7
#317	flaregun	41
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#141	flower petal pie	4
#298	flowing hippy skirt	2
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#702	frightful feather	2
#859	frigid ninja stars	7
#680	frilly skirt	2
#634	frozen feather	4
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1946	fruitcake	5
#566	funky dried mushroom	5
#340	furniture dolly	4
#614	furry fur	74
#427	furry pants	1
#981	fuzzy dice	6
#361	gas balloon	12
#383	gator skin	11
#443	gauze garter	8
#554	ghuol ears	12
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#335	ghuol egg quiche	4
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#928	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#313	giant foam finger	6
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#511	giant needle	52
#1368	giant pinky ring	7
#195	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#1463	gingerbread bugbear	11
#1745	gingerbread horror	4
#696	glass of goat's milk	4
#872	glowing red eye	3
#540	gnatwing	4
#660	gnauga hide	2
#603	gnoll lips	3
#661	gnoll teeth	2
#392	goat	1
#705	goat beard	2
#560	goat cheese pizza	7
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#439	gob of wet hair	23
#67	googly eye	192
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#950	green pixel	9
#364	green smoke bomb	3
#378	gremlin juice	4
#633	grouchy restless spirit	7
#3140	grue egg	5
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#679	guitar pick	2
#532	hair spray	3
#294	half-rotten brain	2
#1151	hamethyst	6
#4021	handful of confetti	3
#689	handful of hand chalk	18
#244	handful of moss	18
#507	handful of sand	16
#285	happiness	8
#538	heavy D	73
#310	hellion cube	21
#1689	helmet turtle	2
#674	hemp string	4
#290	henna face paint	3
#373	henna tattoo	1
#649	herb brownies	13
#1513	herbal stuffing	4
#836	herbs	3
#472	hermit permit	3
#967	hill of beans	1
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#482	hippy protest button	2
#1149	hobo nickel	9
#453	honey-dipped locust	3
#319	hot date	16
#559	hot katana blade	12
#689	hot wing	36
#408	huge spoon	3
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1271	ice-cold Willer	6
#455	icy katana hilt	4
#272	icy-hot katana	2
#479	infernal insoles	4
#313	inkwell	12
#1776	ion grid	1
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#85	jack flapper	14
#161	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#1884	joybuzzer	1
#378	jug-o-magicalness	3
#560	jumbo olive	1
#307	keg shield	6
#535	ketchup hound	5
#290	kick-ass kicks	6
#2060	kite	1
#149	large cocoa eggshell fragment	6
#186	lavender candygram	2
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1016	lead necklace	3
#109	leaflet	15
#558	leather chaps	2
#588	leather mask	4
#442	leathery bat skin	10
#553	leathery cat skin	7
#453	leathery rat skin	3
#617	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#803	lemon	14
#61	length of string	166
#384	leotarrrd	4
#11	liar's pants	1
#498	lihc eye	19
#468	lihc face	7
#483	lime	14
#1209	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#415	line	109
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#869	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#714	little paper umbrella	25
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#1310	logic synthesizer	4
#398	long pork	2
#701	long skinny balloon	4
#601	loose teeth	59
#761	lowercase N	3
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#632	magical ice cubes	27
#684	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#430	maiden wig	4
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#209	maple syrup	28
#747	mariachi pants	11
#1086	marionette	1
#372	marshmallow	50
#363	mauve paisley oyster egg	8
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#498	meat engine	1
#692	meat from yesterday	1
#655	meat paste	13
#580	meat stack	24
#601	meat vortex	28
#526	megatofu	3
#542	mesh cap	2
#856	metallic A	9
#615	milky potion	9
#658	mind flayer corpse	5
#486	miner's helmet	4
#602	miner's pants	2
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#211	mojo filter	6
#394	molotov cocktail cocktail	7
#363	mother's little helper	8
#964	moxie weed	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#482	mummy wrapping	18
#617	murky potion	7
#2526	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1414	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#337	natural fennel soda	6
#177	necklace chain	19
#471	ninja hot pants	5
#424	ninja mop	3
#2517	obsidian dagger	3
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#438	old coin purse	8
#492	old leather wallet	5
#601	olive	6
#7	origami pasties	1
#544	original G	68
#408	oversized pipe	6
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1040	pail	6
#311	palm frond	19
#127	palm-frond cloak	2
#88	palm-frond whip	2
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#1099	pasta spoon	6
#827	patchouli incense stick	2
#322	perforated battle paddle	10
#141	personalized birthday cake	11
#2716	pet rock	1
#1884	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#354	phat turquoise bead	15
#165	philter of phorce	10
#1170	phonics down	1
#954	photoprotoneutron torpedo	4
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#301	piece of wedding cake	23
#877	pile of candy	3
#332	pile of dusty animal bones	15
#660	pile of jumping beans	1
#141	pine tar	4
#286	pink candygram	1
#318	pirate pelvis	9
#681	pirate shirt	1
#210	pitchfork	20
#55	pixel hat	8
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#333	plain pizza	4
#529	plot hole	117
#326	pointed stick	2
#603	pool cue	6
#1142	pork elf goodies sack	3
#1530	porquoise	3
#1167	potato sprout	1
#184	potion of temporary gr8ness	9
#813	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#201	poutine	34
#714	pr0n legs	7
#112	pr0n taco	4
#840	pretty flower	42
#439	prismatic wad	1
#558	probability potion	50
#549	procrastination potion	55
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
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#458	squashed frog	19
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#52	three-tiered wedding cake	15
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#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
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#6153	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3310	tiny plastic grue	5
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
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#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
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#515	tube of dread wax	2
#259	tube sock	2
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#70	turtle pheromones	105
#1338	turtle totem	7
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#413	twinkly powder	3
#672	twinkly wad	40
#651	unidentified jerky	2
#1284	valuable trinket	28
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#726	viking helmet	5
#447	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	10
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
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#295	wad of tofu	16
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#244	war tongs	9
#477	water pipe bomb	49
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#158	white chocolate chips	96
#298	white collar	4
#428	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#244	white lightning	60
#61	white picket fence	50
#31	white pixel	4,639
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#100	white snake skin	133
#115	white sword	59
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#773	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	14
#432	witty rapier	3
#561	wolf mask	20
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#128	wooden axe	7
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#473	wooden stakes	4
#342	wool hat	4
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#477	worthless knick-knack	10
#346	worthless trinket	10
#160	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
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#441	wussiness potion	25
#279	yellow candygram	2
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#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
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#980	yeti fur	30
#2365	yo-yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 16,770 items total!

what items are this player missing?