Museum :: Uberw00tage

Uberw00tage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#687	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	5
#1049	2-ball	2
#686	30669 scroll	5
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#554	334 scroll	6
#1076	5-ball	2
#1425	6-ball	1
#455	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#1485	7-ball	1
#1777	8-ball	3
#835	Angry Farmer candy	56
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#146	Black No. 2	74
#273	Blatantly Canadian	10
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#496	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	8
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#959	Cloaca grenade	10
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1452	Corpse Island iced tea	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#368	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#377	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	4
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#23	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	124
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#883	Dyspepsi grenade	10
#1382	Dyspepsi-Cola	14
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#284	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#781	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#223	Frat Army FGF	18
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#490	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#487	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#888	Goodfella contract	3
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#189	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	10
#250	Hippy Army MPE	25
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#748	Imp Ale	125
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#379	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#724	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#715	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#756	Knob Goblin firecracker	10
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#605	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#596	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#382	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#791	Knob Goblin scimitar	4
#666	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#819	Knob Goblin tongs	4
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#904	Knoll mushroom	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3020	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#1201	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#195	Mad Train wine	556
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#917	Meleegra™ pills	3
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#528	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	52
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#273	Monstar energy beverage	20
#690	Mountain Stream soda	9
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#366	Orcish baseball cap	8
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#347	PADL Phone	14
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#446	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#777	Spam Witch sammich	10
#402	Supernova Champagne	8
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#659	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	2
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1217	Trollhouse cookies	2
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2092	Valentine	2
#49	Valentine's Day cake	10
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#411	Warm Subject gift certificate	118
#68	White Citadel burger	64
#53	White Citadel fries	63
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#387	accidental cider	2
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#161	adder bladder	93
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#378	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#433	ancient protein powder	6
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#14	angel-food cake	10
#1883	anniversary gift box	2
#848	annoying pitchfork	2
#378	ant agonist	5
#254	ant pick	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#684	anticheese	4
#251	antique greaves	32
#251	antique helmet	35
#406	antique packet of ketchup	2
#250	antique shield	36
#251	antique spear	35
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#219	asbestos apron	5
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#547	asbestos ore	10
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#729	asparagus knife	4
#230	aspirin	4
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#861	awful poetry journal	47
#1547	baby killer bee	2
#55	babycakes	10
#1480	baconstone	4
#5055	badass belt	5
#504	bag of lard	2
#177	balaclava	5
#1593	ball	2
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#525	ballroom blintz	2
#707	bar skin	8
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#957	barrrnacle	11
#758	baseball	2
#411	bat guano	22
#445	bat wing	23
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#523	batblade	3
#574	batgut	26
#507	beer bomb	22
#347	beer bong	5
#182	beer goggles	2
#261	beer helmet	16
#788	beertini	1
#259	bejeweled pledge pin	20
#340	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#476	big rock	1
#656	bilge wine	4
#10	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	10
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#242	black forest cake	15
#161	black greaves	20
#145	black helmet	23
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#185	black pension check	45
#265	black pepper	9
#114	black picnic basket	23
#599	black pixel	19
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#193	black shield	14
#209	black snake skin	39
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#142	black sword	27
#32	black velvet box	75
#151	blackberry	141
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1655	blood flower	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#477	blue pixel	104
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#33	blue velvet cake	10
#400	bone rattle	3
#500	booty chest charrrm	6
#316	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	16
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#320	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
#447	bottle of alcohol	4
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#4253	bottle of goofballs	2
#1216	bottle of rum	6
#1081	bottle of tequila	4
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#310	bottle opener belt buckle	7
#436	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#952	box	2
#696	box of sunshine	441
#750	boxed wine	12
#2709	brick	1
#364	briefcase	11
#232	broken carburetor	1
#963	broken skull	4
#194	broken sword	22
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#238	bronzed locust	10
#272	brown sugar cane	16
#616	bubbly potion	8
#587	bugbear beanie	7
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#375	bullet-proof corduroys	7
#1095	bum cheek	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#149	can of black paint	2
#212	can of fake snow	2
#1464	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
#1438	candied yams	5
#858	candy brain	1
#2438	candy cane	8
#3109	candy stake	2
#507	cannonball charrrm	6
#338	canopic jar	11
#292	carbonated soy milk	11
#218	carbonated water lily	28
#330	cardboard katana	1
#408	cardboard wakizashi	4
#585	casino pass	3
#605	cast	13
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#529	cat appendix	3
#478	catgut	10
#690	centipede eggs	1
#654	chaos butterfly	125
#699	cheap toaster	3
#921	chef's hat	2
#509	chewing gum on a string	10
#370	chloroform rag	5
#672	chopsticks	2
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#429	chrome staff	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#514	cloudy potion	13
#1983	club necklace	3
#48	club of the five seasons	2
#399	cocktail napkin	6
#1054	cocoa egg	2
#964	cocoa eggshell fragment	8
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#616	coconut shell	32
#744	cog	13
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#218	cold nuggets	6
#229	cold powder	2
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#304	communications windchimes	21
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#22	congratulatory cake	10
#558	cool whip	3
#645	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#705	cornuthaum	2
#1469	corpse on the beach	2
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#1466	corpsetini	2
#918	cranberries	6
#469	crowbarrr	3
#403	curmudgel	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#664	dark potion	7
#543	dead guy's watch	9
#410	decaying goldfish liver	8
#693	decorative fountain	2
#463	demon skin	14
#378	dense meat stack	331
#527	depantsing bomb	2
#644	desiccated apricot	2
#12	devil's-food cake	10
#457	diamond-studded cane	10
#389	didgeridooka	6
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#915	dirty hobo gloves	3
#965	disassembled clover	16
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#1215	disco ball	8
#1344	disco mask	4
#1025	disease	1
#670	disembodied brain	2
#292	disembodied smile	1
#322	disintegrating quill pen	20
#417	disintegrating sheet music	2
#239	displaced fish	21
#207	distressed denim pants	23
#862	disturbing fanfic	52
#1640	doll house	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#586	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#484	drab sonata	6
#655	draggin' ball hat	4
#572	dried face	3
#199	drum machine	32
#618	dry noodles	57
#1037	drywall axe	8
#1477	duck-on-a-string	1
#1922	duct tape	3
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#725	dusty bottle of Merlot	8
#817	dusty bottle of Muscat	4
#676	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	10
#630	dusty bottle of Port	12
#801	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#206	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#206	dusty right femur	2
#178	dusty right fourth front claw	2
#191	dusty right ninth rib	2
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#196	dusty right twelfth rib	2
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#431	eXtreme mittens	7
#417	eXtreme scarf	6
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#620	effervescent potion	8
#2058	eggnog	3
#765	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	8
#871	empty blowgun	1
#469	empty meat tank	4
#344	enchanted barbell	4
#185	enchanted bean	20
#21	enchanted toothpick	100
#250	energy drink IV	11
#867	ennui-flavored potato chips	8
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#465	evil golden arch	13
#277	evil golden arches	2
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#318	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#353	eye of newt	27
#402	eye-pod	1
#516	eyepatch	10
#565	f3d0r4	7
#1292	facsimile dictionary	4
#507	fake blood	2
#1791	fake hand	1
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#409	fancy bath salts	23
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#634	fancy chocolate	5
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1373	fat stacks of cash	1
#38	felt	164
#440	ferret bait	9
#738	fetid feather	1
#329	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	4
#550	filthy corduroys	7
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#552	filthy knitted dread sack	6
#487	filthy pestle	2
#341	filthy poultice	9
#693	[2426]fire flower	1
#308	fire poi	6
#405	fish-liver oil	11
#105	fishy fish	2
#565	fizzy potion	10
#626	flaming crutch	5
#768	flaming feather	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#553	flaming talons	7
#317	flaregun	41
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#141	flower petal pie	4
#299	flowing hippy skirt	2
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#704	frightful feather	2
#858	frigid ninja stars	7
#680	frilly skirt	2
#635	frozen feather	4
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#236	fruit bowl	1
#1946	fruitcake	5
#566	funky dried mushroom	5
#341	furniture dolly	4
#613	furry fur	74
#428	furry pants	1
#983	fuzzy dice	6
#361	gas balloon	12
#383	gator skin	11
#442	gauze garter	8
#555	ghuol ears	12
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#336	ghuol egg quiche	4
#997	ghuol guolash	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#929	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#314	giant foam finger	6
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#511	giant needle	52
#1368	giant pinky ring	7
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#1465	gingerbread bugbear	11
#1747	gingerbread horror	4
#697	glass of goat's milk	4
#872	glowing red eye	3
#540	gnatwing	4
#660	gnauga hide	2
#604	gnoll lips	3
#661	gnoll teeth	2
#394	goat	1
#706	goat beard	2
#560	goat cheese pizza	7
#304	goatskin umbrella	4
#439	gob of wet hair	23
#67	googly eye	192
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#950	green pixel	9
#364	green smoke bomb	3
#379	gremlin juice	4
#635	grouchy restless spirit	7
#3142	grue egg	5
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#678	guitar pick	2
#532	hair spray	3
#295	half-rotten brain	2
#1152	hamethyst	6
#4018	handful of confetti	3
#689	handful of hand chalk	18
#245	handful of moss	18
#505	handful of sand	16
#285	happiness	8
#538	heavy D	73
#310	hellion cube	21
#1691	helmet turtle	2
#675	hemp string	4
#290	henna face paint	3
#374	henna tattoo	1
#649	herb brownies	13
#1514	herbal stuffing	4
#838	herbs	3
#472	hermit permit	3
#968	hill of beans	1
#268	hippy medical kit	11
#482	hippy protest button	2
#1146	hobo nickel	9
#453	honey-dipped locust	3
#319	hot date	16
#559	hot katana blade	12
#689	hot wing	36
#409	huge spoon	3
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1271	ice-cold Willer	6
#455	icy katana hilt	4
#273	icy-hot katana	2
#479	infernal insoles	4
#314	inkwell	12
#1775	ion grid	1
#1195	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#85	jack flapper	14
#162	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	2
#1882	joybuzzer	1
#378	jug-o-magicalness	3
#560	jumbo olive	1
#308	keg shield	6
#532	ketchup hound	5
#292	kick-ass kicks	6
#2061	kite	1
#149	large cocoa eggshell fragment	6
#186	lavender candygram	2
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1016	lead necklace	3
#109	leaflet	15
#558	leather chaps	2
#589	leather mask	4
#442	leathery bat skin	10
#553	leathery cat skin	7
#452	leathery rat skin	3
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#803	lemon	14
#61	length of string	166
#384	leotarrrd	4
#11	liar's pants	1
#498	lihc eye	19
#469	lihc face	7
#484	lime	14
#1211	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#414	line	109
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#719	little paper umbrella	25
#1435	loaded serum blowgun	2
#1310	logic synthesizer	4
#398	long pork	2
#701	long skinny balloon	4
#603	loose teeth	59
#761	lowercase N	3
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#637	magical ice cubes	27
#684	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#430	maiden wig	4
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#210	maple syrup	28
#747	mariachi pants	11
#1087	marionette	1
#372	marshmallow	50
#364	mauve paisley oyster egg	8
#2253	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#499	meat engine	1
#695	meat from yesterday	1
#654	meat paste	13
#578	meat stack	24
#601	meat vortex	28
#526	megatofu	3
#543	mesh cap	2
#856	metallic A	9
#615	milky potion	9
#660	mind flayer corpse	5
#487	miner's helmet	4
#602	miner's pants	2
#137	miniature dormouse	1
#211	mojo filter	6
#394	molotov cocktail cocktail	7
#363	mother's little helper	8
#963	moxie weed	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#481	mummy wrapping	18
#617	murky potion	7
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#1963	nanite-infested fruitcake	3
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#213	natty blue ascot	2
#337	natural fennel soda	6
#177	necklace chain	19
#471	ninja hot pants	5
#424	ninja mop	3
#2519	obsidian dagger	3
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1824	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#438	old coin purse	8
#492	old leather wallet	5
#601	olive	6
#7	origami pasties	1
#544	original G	68
#408	oversized pipe	6
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1040	pail	6
#311	palm frond	19
#127	palm-frond cloak	2
#88	palm-frond whip	2
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#1101	pasta spoon	6
#827	patchouli incense stick	2
#323	perforated battle paddle	10
#141	personalized birthday cake	11
#2716	pet rock	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#354	phat turquoise bead	15
#165	philter of phorce	10
#1171	phonics down	1
#954	photoprotoneutron torpedo	4
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#750	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#301	piece of wedding cake	23
#877	pile of candy	3
#333	pile of dusty animal bones	15
#661	pile of jumping beans	1
#141	pine tar	4
#286	pink candygram	1
#317	pirate pelvis	9
#681	pirate shirt	1
#210	pitchfork	20
#55	pixel hat	8
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#333	plain pizza	4
#529	plot hole	117
#328	pointed stick	2
#603	pool cue	6
#1155	pork elf goodies sack	3
#1531	porquoise	3
#1170	potato sprout	1
#184	potion of temporary gr8ness	9
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#201	poutine	34
#714	pr0n legs	7
#112	pr0n taco	4
#843	pretty flower	42
#438	prismatic wad	1
#558	probability potion	50
#548	procrastination potion	55
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
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#52	three-tiered wedding cake	15
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#4876	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
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#6160	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3316	tiny plastic grue	5
#1834	tiny plastic hermit	3
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#515	tube of dread wax	2
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#70	turtle pheromones	105
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#413	twinkly powder	3
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#651	unidentified jerky	2
#1285	valuable trinket	28
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#728	viking helmet	5
#447	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	10
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
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#245	war tongs	9
#477	water pipe bomb	49
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#314	white chocolate and tomato pizza	7
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#298	white collar	4
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#245	white lightning	60
#60	white picket fence	50
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#100	white snake skin	133
#115	white sword	59
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#772	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	14
#432	witty rapier	3
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#196	wonderwall shield	6
#129	wooden axe	7
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#343	wool hat	4
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#351	worthless trinket	10
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#441	wussiness potion	25
#279	yellow candygram	2
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#1329	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
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#979	yeti fur	30
#2366	yo-yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 16,770 items total!

what items are this player missing?