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#7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
#124 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 53 |
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#5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
#1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
#987 | CRIMBCO scrip | 70 |
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#2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
#6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
#1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#180 | Crimbo Credit | 68 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
#19 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 4 |
#25 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 4 |
#20 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 4 |
#121 | Crimbot battery | 11 |
#2144 | Crimbuck | 24 |
#100 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
#36 | El Vibrato drone | 3 |
#39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
#339 | Feynman gate | 33 |
#13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
#124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
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#343 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 2 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
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🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#307 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
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#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
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#50 | Moonds | 6 |
#22 | New Zealand iced tea | 400 |
#122 | Now and Earlier | 48 |
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#376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
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#407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
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#24 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 903 |
#551 | Spam Witch sammich | 37 |
#57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
#653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
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#58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
#22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
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#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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#226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
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#68 | acoustic guitarrr | 67 |
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#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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#125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
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#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
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#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
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#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
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#74 | future drug: Coolscaline | 29 |
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#948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
#89 | goblin water | 7 |
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#48 | government cheese | 102 |
#183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
#232 | grapefruit | 40 |
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🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
#116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
#201 | handful of honey | 36 |
#395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
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#1369 | herringcello | 13 |
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#626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
#72 | honey-dew | 9 |
#6 | huge mint leaf | 65 |
#427 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
#56 | iGoogly | 450 |
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#453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
#689 | invisible bag | 1 |
#436 | ion grid | 28 |
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#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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#471 | killing feather | 63 |
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#1751 | length of string | 1 |
#627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
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#134 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 7 |
#67 | little red jam | 1 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#723 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
#939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
#832 | maple syrup | 1 |
#1086 | marionette | 1 |
#688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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#145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
#803 | monomolecular yo-yo | 43 |
#1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
#40 | mulberry | 1 |
#992 | mummy costume | 1 |
#911 | murky potion | 1 |
#1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
#339 | nugget of Crimbonium | 3 |
#174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
#278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
#136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
#1756 | pail | 1 |
#416 | papaya | 37 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#493 | party hat | 3 |
#1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
🥇 | pat of butter | 25,441 |
#70 | peppermint tailings | 480 |
#458 | pet rock | 17 |
#1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
#544 | petit fortran | 1 |
#25 | picky tweezers | 2 |
#69 | pile of useless robot parts | 19 |
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#1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
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#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#200 | powdered donut | 7 |
#58 | pretty flower | 11,350 |
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#1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
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#843 | quantum taco | 1 |
#62 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 6 |
#137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
#1303 | rag doll | 1 |
#272 | raisin | 1 |
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#42 | raw green beans | 7 |
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#1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
#643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
#391 | red ale | 1 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
#209 | roboduck-on-a-string | 7 |
#529 | [2108]rock | 8 |
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#38 | rotten tomato | 6 |
#36 | ruby on canes | 7 |
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#848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
#484 | sawblade fragment | 70 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
#114 | sensitive poetry journal | 6 |
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#191 | silent M | 1 |
#210 | silent P | 1 |
#65 | silent T | 1 |
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#798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#349 | squirming egg sac | 32 |
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#1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
#115 | still-beating spleen | 6 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#350 | stringy sinew | 29 |
#3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
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#1600 | stuffing | 4 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#38 | synthetic stuffing | 486 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
#52 | theoretical string | 501 |
#361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#46 | time trousers | 1 |
#70 | tin of submardines | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
#105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#44 | toasted brie | 4 |
#542 | top | 9 |
#477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
#24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
#24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
#21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
#21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
#730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
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#335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
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#1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#779 | tree-eating kite | 35 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
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#164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
#112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
#878 | unstable laser battery | 49 |
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#551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
#104 | viral DNA | 20 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
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#264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
#167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
#649 | wheel | 5 |
#415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
#388 | witch hat | 2 |
#636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
#1584 | yo | 3 |
#344 | yo-yo | 94 |