| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #476 | Cold Hots candy | 10 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #612 | Crimbuck | 1,613 |
| #1362 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #159 | Gummi-Gnauga | 20 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #18 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #263 | Steal This Candy | 9 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #17 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #238 | alphabet gum | 7 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #293 | ball | 22 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #691 | battered Crimbo Crate | 12 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #270 | candy brain | 13 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #825 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #557 | doll house | 9 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #323 | duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #525 | dusty Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #631 | elven moonshine | 15 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #389 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #702 | fire | 7 |
| #553 | fruitcake | 40 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #969 | iGoogly | 10 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #490 | killing feather | 62 |
| #542 | knuckle sandwich | 40 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #819 | marzipan skull | 7 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #726 | monomolecular yo-yo | 56 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #148 | mylar scout drone | 30 |
| #706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 17 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #505 | pile of candy | 12 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #581 | possessed top | 10 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #503 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #629 | quantum taco | 8 |
| #73 | questionable taco | 8 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #926 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #766 | roasted marshmallow | 20 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #534 | rogue swarmer | 72 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #516 | sawblade fragment | 68 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #305 | spooky toy wheel | 16 |
| #11 | spooky wooden block | 666 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #531 | stringy sinew | 17 |
| #256 | stuffed alien blob | 23 |
| #239 | stuffed doppelshifter | 63 |
| #593 | stuffed gray blob | 53 |
| #866 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 13 |
| #238 | sugar-coated pine cone | 11 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #132 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #276 | tooth | 14 |
| #348 | top | 13 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #543 | toy hoverpad | 23 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #209 | toy wheel | 42 |
| #780 | tree-eating kite | 35 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #486 | unstable laser battery | 63 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #346 | yo | 28 |
| #529 | yo-yo | 55 |