BoozerBear

RankItemQuantity
🥈'Villa' document1
#9Acqua Del Piatto Merlot1
#6Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
🥇Apathargic Bandersnatch31
🥇Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt1
🥇Bag o' Tricks20
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
🥈Bigger Bugfinder Blade7
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥇Bugfinder Blade7
#1503Bulky Buddy Box1
🥇Cheshire Bitten5
🥇Children's Meal of the Damned52
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#959Cloaca grenade10
#1094Cloaca-Cola10
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
🥇Comma Chameleon egg88
🥇Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.86
🥈Crimbo hat10
🥇Crimbo pants10
#183Crimbo pie16
🥈Crimbo pressie1
🥇Crimbo stocking120
🥈Crimbo sword10
#14Crimbo ukulele5
#208Crown of the Goblin King101
#6Dark Jill-O-Lantern1
#25Deactivated O. A. F.23
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#883Dyspepsi grenade10
#1520Dyspepsi-Cola10
#564Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#479El Sombrero De Lopez5
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#4Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel1
#837Feynman gate10
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
🥈Golden Mr. Accessory101
🥇Great Ball of Frozen Fire90
#44Grimacite Bock1
🥈Grimacite glaive1
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
🥈Item #133
🥇Jekyllin hide belt10
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥇KoL Con 3-D Glasses1
🥇KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat1
🥉KoL Con IV Pole1
#178LED block9
🥇Libram of Candy Heart Summoning80
🥇Libram of Divine Favors20
🥇Libram of Love Songs50
🥇Libram of Pulled Taffy85
🥈Lucky Surprise Egg31,337
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
🥇Mafia bow tie1
🥇Mafia stogie1
🥇Mafia violin case1
#6Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir1
🥇March hat31
🥇Mayflower bouquet97
🥇McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning28
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
🥉Mob Penguin protection contract18,410
🥈Moping Artistic Goth Kid7
#7Mr. Accessory76
#7Mr. Accessory Jr.4
🥇Mr. Container40
🥉Mr. Eh?5
🥇Mr. Exploiter12
🥇Mr. Shirt4
#5Ms. Accessory5
🥇N. O. Beer1
🥇Newbiesport™ backpack100
#5Otorian Battle Scar1
🥇Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog6
🥈Radio Free Baseball Cap2
🥈Radio Free Foil2
🥈Radio Free Pants2
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
🥇Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome58
🥈Small Medium9
🥇Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts72
#5Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne2
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#70TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡1
#16Talisman of Baio2
#12Talisman of Bakula1
🥇Tiki lighter1,496
#61Time Juice8
🥇Tome of Snowcone Summoning19
🥇Travoltan trousers45
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#20Tropical Crimbo Shorts3
#26Tropical Crimbo Sword3
#33Unagnimated Gnome1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#10Uovo Marcio Shiraz1
🥇V for Vivala mask16
#18Valentine9,900
🥈Warehouse 23 bling1
🥈Warehouse 23 crate2
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#25Yummy Tummy bean15,237
#21abominable snowcone2,222
🥇adventurer clone egg20
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#2224ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#348anniversary gift box8
#769aspirin1
🥈astral badger30
#13astral mushroom2,146
#17astronaut pants345
#848atomic vector plotter2
🥇bad penguin egg198
#2162badass belt24
#103ball69
#20banana777
🥇basic meat fez100,000
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
🥈beet1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#770bi-lateral logic compressor2
🥇big ol' trophy2
🥇birthday candle100
#19bitchin' meatcar1
#9black snowcone209
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#177blood flower63
🥇bloody beer1,234,567
#78blue snowcone270
#610blue-frosted astral cupcake1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#85bottle of goofballs222
🥈bottle of rum1,234,567
#45bottle of whiskey2,222
🥇bottle-rocket crossbow39
🥇bottled green pixie60
#4bow41
#13bow staff4
#38bowlegged pants2
#43bowler2
🥇box of bear arms9
#5box of sunshine124,498
#384brick101
#6bunch of bananas1,106
#228burrowgrub hive1
🥇calm attention-deficit demon14
#117can of Binarrrca96
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#545can of fake snow1
#532candy cane69
🥇candy cornucopia84
#567capacitor relay18
#605carbon nanotube frame17
#15cast5,000
🥇cement shoes1
#221cheap toaster9
#7cherry bomb1
🥇class five ecto-larva29
🥇coffee sprite3
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#805computronic processing unit2
🥇consolation ribbon60
🥇container of Spooky Putty50
#27continuum transfunctioner6
🥇cotton candy cocoon72
#16crazy bastard sword2
🥉crimbo elfling1
🥈custom avatar form3
🥇dandy lion cub70
🥇deck of tropical cards166
🥇deflated inflatable dodecapede6
#58demonskin trousers4
#495doll house10
🥇doppelshifter egg30
🥇dragonbone belt buckle6
#5dry martini1,234
🥈dry vodka martini1,234
#12duck-on-a-string109
#686easter egg balloon36
#252eggnog69
🥇emo roe8
#11especially salty dog123
🥈evil flaming eyeball pendant2
#2680evil teddy bear1
🥈extra special Crimbo stocking1
🥇extra-spicy bloody mary1,234,567
#6extra-strength strongness elixir5,000
#1070fancy but probably evil chocolate6
#514fancy chocolate6
#101felt69
🥇fez of etymology673
#707fire7
#4flaming familiar doppelgänger1
#9flaming juggler's balls1
#7floral print shirt60
#354fruitcake63
🥇funky brass fez925
#238fuzzy dice15
🥈gasmask8
#163ghost pickle on a stick7
#355gingerbread bugbear69
#1745gingerbread horror4
#196gingerbread mutant bugbear16
🥇gourd potion111
#79green snowcone275
#143green-frosted astral cupcake10
#1248grue egg21
🥇haiku katana66
🥉hand turkey outline1
🥇handful of drink tickets801
🥇hemp backpack40
#249high-resistance ultrapolymer plating11
🥇hippo tutu10
🥇homeless hobo spirit58
#780hyperbolic plasma focuser2
#7hypnodisk2
#1020iGoogly9
#10ice baby1
#11ice pick1
#14ice sickle2
#7ice skates1
🥇iceberglet37
#49imitation nice watch2
#14incredibly dense meat gem2
🥇intragalactic rowboat6
#567ion grid20
#834ion-pulse modulation stabilizer2
#1887irradiated candy cane3
🥇jewel-eyed wizard hat60
🥈jitterbug larva2
#5jug-o-magicalness5,000
#1025kite6
🥉liar's pants2
🥇little box of fireworks66
#48little paper umbrella2,345
🥇llama lama cria100
#124loaded serum blowgun30
#585logic synthesizer16
#106lovecat tail9
🥈lucky Crimbo tiki necklace27
🥇lucky Tam O'Shanter17
🥈lucky Tam O'Shatner1
🥈maiden wig259,572
#277marionette6
#17martini1,234
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
🥇miniature gravy-covered maypole30
🥇miniscule temporal rip18
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
🥉mullet wig7,505
#1341mylar scout drone2
#2525nanite-infested candy cane3
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
🥉naughty fortune teller1
#35naughty origami kit2
🥉naughty paper shuriken1
🥇navel ring of navel gazing27
🥉nervous tick egg2
🥇off-hand balloon7
🥇old school Mafia knickerbockers2
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
🥇one million meat pancakes50
#1187oozenog4
#7orange140,000
#725orange and black Crimboween candy2
#91orange snowcone295
🥉origami "gentlemen's" magazine1
🥉origami pasties2
#6origami riding crop1
🥇orphan baby yeti4
#4oyster basket9,999
🥇packet of mayfly bait271
🥈panicked kernel18
🥈papaya234,567
🥉passed-out psychedelic bear2
🥇personal raindrop7
🥇petrified time100
#282picture of a dead guy's girlfriend3
🥇pilgrim shield62
#73pixellated candy heart300
#81plastic passion fruit30
🥇plastic pumpkin bucket67
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#1010possessed top5
#7present1
#634pretty flower101
#1079pulsing flesh3
#102purple snowcone273
🥇pygmy bugbear shaman24
🥇quantum egg6
#820quantum polarity inducer2
#57radio button candy18
#380rag doll6
#760recursive spline reticulator2
#98red snowcone248
#843reverse-oscillating klystron2
#1450rigid carapace2
#1717robotronic egg5
#48[2108]rock91
🥉roll in the hay12,345
#10rose-colored glasses1
#889rubber emo roe30
🥇salty dog1,234,567
🥇sane hatrack32
🥈sequined fez669
#829servomechanical torsion facilitator2
#11severed rocking horse head24
#6siesta-ing Casagnova gnome2
🥉skewered cherry1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#9slap and tickle2,000
#13small Crimbo Pressie1
#475sock monkey5
#5spectral pickle3,000
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#529spooky felt17
#246spooky hockey mask6
#1144spooky length of string7
🥇spooky rattling cigar box71
#1041spooky stick2
#749spooky stuffing7
#700spooky toy wheel7
#798spooky wooden block8
🥈steaming evil1
#47stick64
#1520stick-on-a-string1
🥇strawberry daiquiri100,000
#16string of blue beads299
#7string of green beads575
🥉string of red beads872
#145stringy sinew67
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
🥇styrofoam peanuts1
#776sub-molecular interocitor2
#9suntan lotion of moxiousness5,000
🥇sweet nutcracker30
#126teddy bear51
#1963teddy borg1
#360thermos of brew1
#38third-hand nunchaku13
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#4tiny plastic Boris3
#243tiny plastic Cheshire bat56
#2040tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#818tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer12
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#16tiny plastic Susie2
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#235tiny plastic accordion thief15
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#307tiny plastic angry goat49
#225tiny plastic baby gravy fairy62
#270tiny plastic barrrnacle53
#313tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar12
#347tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball42
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#284tiny plastic cocoabo51
#207tiny plastic coffee pixie63
#268tiny plastic disco bandit14
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#325tiny plastic fuzzy dice44
#270tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick51
#259tiny plastic ghuol whelp54
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#284tiny plastic grue50
#318tiny plastic hermit12
#265tiny plastic howling balloon monkey55
#206tiny plastic killer bee69
#292tiny plastic leprechaun49
#316tiny plastic levitating potato47
#313tiny plastic mosquito48
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#409tiny plastic pastamancer10
#265tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime55
#227tiny plastic sauceror16
#185tiny plastic seal clubber19
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#293tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton49
#318tiny plastic stab bat48
#271tiny plastic star starfish52
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1273tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#8tiny plastic sword12
#216tiny plastic turtle tamer17
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#92tooth45
#2527toothsome rock1
#766top6
#1104toy hoverpad6
#390toy jet pack20
#16toy ray gun446
#1190toy soldier1
#42toy space helmet178
#207toy train10
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#20tropical paperweight14
#4tropical wrapping paper100
#1260twitching claw3
#5unemployed hunchbacked minion2
🥉uniclops egg2
#648unstable DNA80
🥇unwound cymbal-playing monkey14
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
🥈voodoo doll2
🥇wax lips19
🥇wizard action figure32
#365wooden axe1
#57worthless gewgaw501
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#36worthless trinket1,000
🥇wrapping paper8
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1046x-ray specs8
#423yellow snowcone81
#453yo-yo69
🥇yuletide troll chrysalis134
#88zombie pineal gland39

Wow, that's 6,060,335 items total!

what items are this player missing?