Noisyhand

RankItemQuantity
#8031-ball4
#8512-ball3
#10803-ball2
#14744-ball1
#10775-ball2
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#7478-ball21
#2539-ball4
#1965Angry Farmer candy2
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#1446BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#668Boris's ring2
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#479Brimstone Chicken Sandwich11
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#1464CRIMBCO scrip10
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#324Cherry Cloaca Cola3
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#1037Cold Hots candy2
#867Crimbo candied pecan8
#941Crimbo fudge7
#1098Crimbo peppermint bark4
#228Crimbo pie11
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#860Daffy Taffy30
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#259Double Bacon Beelzeburger38
#1624Dyspepsi-Cola7
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#326Jumbo Dr. Lucifer28
#423Knob Goblin firecracker38
#671Knob Goblin love potion7
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#562Knob Goblin steroids9
#104LED block13
#253Lord of the Flies-sized fries39
#953M-2423
#444Marquis de Poivre soda2
#561Meleegra™ pills12
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#525Monstar energy beverage2
#231Morbidda trading card1
#1708Mr. Mediocrebar15
#83Nayztameetjoo trading card2
#508Oil of Parrrlay1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#252Regular Cloaca Cola4
#1903Rock Pops11
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#802Senior Mints4
#453Steal This Candy3
#352Swabbie™ swab4
#1035Tasty Fun Good rice candy21
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#444Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste3
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#2405Valentine1
#739Wint-O-Fresh mint12
#423Workytime Tea4
#1896Yummy Tummy bean45
🥇all-year sucker1
#621alphabet gum1
#737ammonite fossil4
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#624antique bottle opener1
#895antique helmet1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#848atomic vector plotter2
#1849baby killer bee1
#1308baconstone5
#533bag of Cheat-Os10
#753bag of lard1
#931baggie of powdered sugar6
#696bananagate5
#1798barrrnacle2
#903bat wing2
#842batgut8
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#411beach glass bead6
#532bejeweled pledge pin4
#697belemnite fossil4
#1498bit of clingfilm1
#202black cherry soda1
#188black facepaint1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#206blind-packed die-cast metal toy60
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#575blue class ring3
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#878blue snowcone1
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#751booty chest charrrm1
#729bottle of Blank-Out4
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#3304bottle of goofballs4
#7453box of sunshine1
#230box turtle1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#221bunch of bananas23
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#211can of black paint1
#1141candied kobold1
#4136candy cane2
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#341candy knuckles6
#3108candy stake2
#656cannonball charrrm2
#687cat appendix1
#343chunk of rock salt4
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#418clay peace-sign bead5
#1348club necklace5
#611cocktail napkin1
#883commemorative war stein1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#487decaying goldfish liver4
#384deluxe fax machine1
#711demon skin4
#620diamond necklace11
#851diamond-studded cane2
#1330disassembled clover4
#497displaced fish4
#890doll house4
#878dollhive6
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#1926duct tape3
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#2058eggnog3
#1188elven cellocello17
#967empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#977ennui-flavored potato chips4
#734enormous belt buckle1
#1986fake fake vomit1
#1009fake plastic grass1
#849fancy bath salts1
#1536fancy chocolate car6
#492fancy seashell necklace2
#686festive sausage2
#408filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")2
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#396fossilized limb19
#404fossilized serpent skull1
#205fossilized spider skull2
#381fossilized spike10
#294fossilized spine6
#503fossilized torso6
#384fossilized wing7
#3426fruitcake1
#342fudgecule4,442
#1658fuzzy dice4
#281gator skin24
#818ghuol ears3
#1480giant pinky ring6
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#172gingerbread robot5
#953glowing red eye2
#747gnatwing1
#788gnoll teeth1
#394gold lamé pants1
#2028golden ring37
#861green clay bead3
#534green gummi ingot38
#3471grue egg4
#632grumpy old man charrrm1
#294half-rotten brain2
#1451hamethyst4
#5202handful of confetti1
#541handful of hand chalk33
#601handsomeness potion1
#1227heart necklace6
#1063heavy D3
#682hellion cube3
#1425herringcello12
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#626holiday cheese log2
#575honey-dipped locust1
#1376iGoogly3
#173ice-cold Sir Schlitz1,436
#1776ion grid1
#1395irradiated candy cane4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1295jar of swamp gas1
#1071jawbruiser3
#41jingle bell1
#623ketchup hound3
#617kumquartz6
#1167lavender candy heart1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#744leathery bat skin1
#694leathery cat skin3
#110left bracket1
#125left parenthesis6
#1422licorice garrote2
#853lihc eye3
#888lollipop stick3
#347long pork3
#1192loose teeth5
#710lowercase N4
#707mariachi G-string1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#879metallic A8
#366mojo filter2
#542mother's little helper2
#654mummy wrapping6
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#1928nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#696nanofiber cloth6
#492natural fennel soda1
#489nut-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#840oozenog5
#1229orange candy heart1
#1170original G1
#1889oyster basket1
#368panty raider camouflage2
#428paperclip100
#892pearidot1
#1276penguin skin1
#127percent sign3
#2716pet rock1
#614petit 4.12
#514phat turquoise bead6
#168pile of loose snow1
#749pink clay bead7
#727pirate pelvis1
#1365pixellated candy heart4
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1184pool cue1
#2213porquoise1
#1023portable photocopier1
#848pr0n legs3
#1512pretty flower5
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#778purple clay bead1
#443pygmy pygment1
#1017radium-flavored potato chips4
#602rat appendix5
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#756red class ring6
#515red gummi ingot40
#677red polka-dot oyster egg5
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#632ring of half-assed regeneration4
#578rocky raccoon7
#2135roll of toilet paper2
#2145rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1291rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#1840rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#1265rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#557ruby W12
#750rusty chain necklace2
#319rusty metal ring1
#163sack lunch83
#981salamander spleen1
#92sandcastle1
#180sewer turtle1
#179shiny hood ornament6
#1883shiny ring6
#318sinister altar fragment1
#611six pack of Mountain Stream2
#788skewer1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#296sleaze wad3
#548small leather glove1
#968snake2
#747solid gold pegleg1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#972sparkler2
#2624spooky eggnog2
#562spooky eyeliner5
#580spooky lipstick5
#315spray paint6
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#902squashed frog3
#226stick of "gum"9
#419stick of dynamite3
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#567strawberyl8
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#851synthetic stuffing4
#574tambourine bells3
#399tarrrnish charrrm4
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#1592teddy borg2
#264teeny-tiny ninja stars3
#148teflon ore1
#722theoretical string14
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2809tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#4915tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#2786tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1767tiny plastic Hellion4
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#1245tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3859tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2120tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#1190tiny plastic The Man4
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#952tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6120tiny plastic angry goat2
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3974tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#6141tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4842tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#2150tiny plastic cubist bull3
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#2689tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1484tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#4885tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#4811tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4810tiny plastic grue3
#2112tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#3972tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1466tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2642tiny plastic sauceror2
#2175tiny plastic scary clown3
#2612tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1720tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#6198tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4864tiny plastic stab bat3
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#530tires9
#338toast3,460
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#620tourmalime6
#2400toy crazy train1
#635toy hoverpad18
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#670trilobite fossil4
#600tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2329unstable laser battery18
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586wang1
#286warbear hoverbelt piecepart2
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#601warbear whosit7
#1160white candy heart1
#550white class ring10
#235white picket fence17
#979wintergreen-flavored potato chips4
#33woim1
#708wussiness potion7
#1012yellow gummi ingot1
#1780yellow snowcone3
#1447yeti fur5
#2204yo1

Wow, that's 11,294 items total!

what items are this player missing?