| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #455 | Bonerdagon necklace | 26 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #692 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #293 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #89 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 29 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #185 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #137 | Elder Turtle Shell | 12 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #179 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 123 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #8 | Mr. Eh? | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #46 | aspirin | 12 |
| #604 | badass belt | 81 |
| #317 | ball | 20 |
| #78 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #18 | blood flower | 1,060 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #225 | borg sock monkey | 10 |
| #340 | bottle of goofballs | 72 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #184 | broken cellular phone | 28 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #33 | cheap toaster | 42 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥇 | continuum transfunctioner | 11,600 |
| #208 | cyborg doll | 10 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #276 | doll house | 20 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #103 | duck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #29 | dwarvish war helmet | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war mattock | 2 |
| #433 | easter egg balloon | 51 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #90 | fancy chocolate | 22 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #21 | fuzzy dice | 56 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #603 | grue egg | 44 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #82 | iron pasta spoon | 107 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #368 | kite | 20 |
| #264 | kneecapping stick | 58 |
| #85 | loaded serum blowgun | 39 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #55 | marionette | 19 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #1279 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #217 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 7 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
| #386 | pet rock | 20 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #93 | questionable taco | 6 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #86 | rag doll | 21 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #301 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #292 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #188 | scroll of pasta summoning | 93 |
| #88 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #188 | sleeping snowy owl | 20 |
| #13 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 10 |
| #129 | sock monkey | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #106 | support cummerbund | 97 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #758 | teddy borg | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4 | tiny house | 158,129 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #218 | top | 20 |
| #123 | toy deathbot | 10 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #65 | toy soldier | 20 |
| #80 | toy train | 19 |
| #142 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #79 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |
| #472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |