| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #333 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #453 | Bonerdagon necklace | 26 |
| #417 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #693 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #291 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #356 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #89 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 29 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #199 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #186 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 8 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #138 | Elder Turtle Shell | 12 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #179 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 123 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #7 | Mr. Eh? | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #46 | aspirin | 12 |
| #605 | badass belt | 81 |
| #318 | ball | 20 |
| #79 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #18 | blood flower | 1,060 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #224 | borg sock monkey | 10 |
| #344 | bottle of goofballs | 72 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #184 | broken cellular phone | 28 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #488 | buckyball | 10 |
| #33 | cheap toaster | 42 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥇 | continuum transfunctioner | 11,600 |
| #207 | cyborg doll | 10 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #277 | doll house | 20 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #103 | duck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #29 | dwarvish war helmet | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war mattock | 2 |
| #433 | easter egg balloon | 51 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #91 | fancy chocolate | 22 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #21 | fuzzy dice | 56 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #608 | grue egg | 44 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #1336 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #806 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #82 | iron pasta spoon | 107 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #368 | kite | 20 |
| #265 | kneecapping stick | 58 |
| #85 | loaded serum blowgun | 39 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #55 | marionette | 19 |
| #82 | marionette collective | 10 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #218 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 7 |
| #1080 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | orange traffic cone | 2 |
| #104 | oriole-feather headdress | 11 |
| #386 | pet rock | 20 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #93 | questionable taco | 6 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #86 | rag doll | 21 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #303 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #143 | roboduck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #291 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #188 | scroll of pasta summoning | 93 |
| #87 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #189 | sleeping snowy owl | 20 |
| #12 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 10 |
| #128 | sock monkey | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1168 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #482 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #291 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #106 | support cummerbund | 97 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4 | tiny house | 158,129 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic sword | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #219 | top | 20 |
| #123 | toy deathbot | 10 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #65 | toy soldier | 20 |
| #80 | toy train | 19 |
| #142 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #79 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #976 | yo-yo | 20 |
| #475 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |