Museum :: Quixote113

Quixote113

Rank	Item	Quantity
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#295	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	30
#181	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	20
#638	Amulet of Yendor	27
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1248	Angry Farmer candy	19
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#750	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#97	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#456	Blatantly Canadian	3
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#5	Boris's ring	422
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#228	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	15
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#1122	Cloaca grenade	7
#659	Cloaca-Cola	41
#941	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#217	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	12
#487	Cloaca-Cola helmet	5
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#267	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#28	Crimbo ukulele	4
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#947	Crown of the Goblin King	26
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#23	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	546
#184	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	67
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#436	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#88	Dramatic™ range	18
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#1029	Dyspepsi-Cola	38
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#323	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#303	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#573	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#755	Ent cider	5
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#253	Gnollish flyswatter	12
#54	Golden Mr. Accessory	2
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#296	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
#1273	Imp Ale	25
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#26	Jekyllin hide belt	2
#39	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#41	Kentucky-fried meat sword	3
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#269	Knob Goblin elite helm	22
#220	Knob Goblin elite pants	28
#206	Knob Goblin elite polearm	27
#191	Knob Goblin elite shirt	47
#188	Knob Goblin harem pants	29
#172	Knob Goblin harem veil	31
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#457	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#68	Knob mushroom	296
#59	Knob sausage	280
#213	Lucky Surprise Egg	38
#476	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	17
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#72	Meat detector	8
#119	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	94
#325	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	156
#89	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	4
#870	Mob Penguin cellular phone	16
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#829	Mr. Mediocrebar	60
#85	Mylar balloon	4
#131	Orcish baseball cap	36
#141	Orcish cargo shorts	27
#210	Orcish frat-paddle	16
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#260	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#64	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	7
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#144	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
#600	Rock Pops	90
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#421	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
#364	Senior Mints	15
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#121	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	35
#738	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	47
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#142	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	26
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#481	Wand of Nagamar	10
#672	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1957	Yummy Tummy bean	40
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#129	abominable snowcone	181
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#525	acoustic guitarrr	5
#416	amulet of extreme plot significance	30
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#1882	anniversary gift box	2
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#75	apathetic lizardman doll	2
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#884	asparagus knife	2
#306	aspirin	3
#642	asshat	1
#105	astral mushroom	167
#500	astronaut pants	16
#823	awful poetry journal	53
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#108	babycakes	2
#498	baconstone	16
#185	baconstone earring	1
#25	bad penguin egg	3
#1605	badass belt	34
#37	badger badge	5
#449	bag of airline peanuts	67
#242	balaclava	3
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#56	ball-in-a-cup	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#229	barbed-wire fence	28
#1191	barrrnacle	7
#38	bartender-in-the-box	11
#434	baseball	9
#98	basic meat fez	1
#369	bat guano	29
#91	bat-ass leather jacket	2
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#280	beer lens	9
#183	beertini	11
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#721	blood flower	8
#225	blood-faced volleyball	2
#345	bloody beer	37
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#72	blue velvet cake	2
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#94	blundarrrbus	6
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#352	bone rattle	4
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#199	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	10
#274	bottle of Definit	3
#297	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3
#229	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	6
#244	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	6
#98	bottle of gin	450
#1531	bottle of goofballs	15
#204	bottle of rum	385
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#128	bottle of tequila	312
#100	bottle of vodka	440
#215	bottle of whiskey	238
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#50	bow	7
#18	bow staff	3
#40	bowl of lucky charms	20
#23	bowlegged pants	3
#18	bowler	3
#4674	box of sunshine	9
#274	boxed champagne	3
#88	boxed wine	531
#74	brass stinger	7
#735	brick	48
#377	broken cellular phone	7
#1268	broken skull	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#353	bugbear beanie	16
#410	bugbear bungguard	12
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#546	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#728	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
#244	candied kobold	13
#1439	candied yams	5
#1155	candy cane	29
#253	candy stake	20
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#761	chaos butterfly	96
#406	cheap plastic bottle opener	16
#87	cheap toaster	19
#124	cheap wind-up clock	8
#346	chef's hat	26
#74	cherry	200
#320	chewing gum on a string	34
#123	chocolate spurs	6
#366	chopsticks	10
#865	chunk of depleted Grimacite	10
#32	clockwork hat	2
#295	clockwork key	8
#22	clockwork pants	2
#29	clockwork trench coat	3
#453	clown hammer	64
#192	cocktail onion	6
#473	cocoa egg	19
#518	coconut shell	50
#142	cold ninja mask	28
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#424	cool mushroom	5
#569	cornuthaum	4
#32	cryptic puzzle box	1
#229	cyborg stompin' boot	7
#648	daisy	2
#22	dead guy's watch	1,746
#642	defective skull	29
#171	delicious noodles	18
#106	demonskin jacket	2
#50	detective skull	3
#516	diamond-studded cane	8
#36	diamond-studded fronts	8
#158	dill	204
#6	dirty martini	1
#541	disassembled clover	86
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#918	disease	2
#381	disturbing fanfic	369
#236	doll house	24
#1066	dollhive	4
#211	double daisy	2
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#981	drywall axe	9
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#190	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	4
#134	eXtreme mittens	41
#160	eXtreme scarf	26
#878	easter egg balloon	28
#870	empty blowgun	1
#115	enchanted bean burrito	6
#40	enchanted brass knuckles	6
#224	enchanted toothpick	6
#649	encoder ring	17
#839	evil teddy bear	13
#74	exactly-three-shaped box	1
#599	explosion-flavored chewing gum	46
#116	eye-pod	5
#216	eyepatch	42
#359	f3d0r4	19
#643	fake fake vomit	49
#560	fake hand	49
#94	false eyelashes	6
#226	fancy but probably evil chocolate	20
#790	fancy chocolate	4
#1021	fat stacks of cash	3
#113	felt	66
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#96	fez of etymology	4
#232	filthy corduroys	38
#169	filthy hippy poncho	3
#240	filthy knitted dread sack	36
#602	filthy pestle	1
#447	flaming mushroom	5
#259	flange	11
#151	floral print shirt	2
#130	forest tears	8
#361	frigid ninja stars	100
#60	frilly shirt	10
#322	frilly skirt	11
#369	frozen Mob Penguin	3
#547	frozen mushroom	3
#267	frozen nunchaku	12
#152	fruit basket	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#67	funky brass fez	7
#659	furry fur	61
#49	furry kilt	2
#177	furry pants	4
#185	fuzzy dice	17
#232	ghost cucumber	172
#377	ghost pickle on a stick	2
#428	ghuol egg	36
#648	giant discarded bottlecap	7
#395	giant discarded plastic fork	25
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#738	giant pinky ring	19
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#421	gingerbread horror	13
#345	gnauga hide	14
#44	gnauga hide buckler	3
#58	gnauga hide chaps	2
#52	gnauga hide vest	2
#88	gnauga hide whip	2
#66	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	16
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#392	goat	1
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#125	golden ring	146
#167	golden twig	1
#94	googly eye	130
#201	goth kid t-shirt	27
#346	grapefruit	18
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#594	green balloon	2
#245	green beer	65
#842	green snowcone	1
#547	grog	1
#990	grue egg	27
#679	guitar pick	2
#319	hair spray	17
#716	hamethyst	11
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#143	harem girl t-shirt	9
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#263	heavy metal sonata	2
#249	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	3
#1215	helmet turtle	10
#453	herb brownies	41
#1136	herbal stuffing	6
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#65	hippopotamus pants	2
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#98	hipposkin poncho	2
#578	hippy protest button	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#96	hypodermic needle	14
#171	ice stein	2
#175	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,379
#114	ice-cold Willer	813
#135	ice-cold fotie	489
#181	ice-cold six-pack	95
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#133	immense cyborg hand	14
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#739	infernal insoles	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#405	iron pasta spoon	14
#177	jabañero pepper	3
#1052	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	2
#591	jazz soap	49
#31	jewel-eyed wizard hat	2
#114	jewelry-making pliers	4
#589	joybuzzer	50
#33	jumbo olive	240
#84	killing feather	182
#1258	kite	4
#165	kneecapping stick	101
#174	laser-broiled pear	44
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#132	lead necklace	68
#348	leaflet	2
#68	length of string	148
#80	leprechaun hatchling	6
#1047	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	2
#264	line	307
#389	little paper umbrella	150
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#526	long skinny balloon	9
#247	los chinos	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1061	lucky rabbit's foot	5
#660	mad scientist's sock monkey	4
#648	mafia aria	29
#385	magic lamp	1
#540	magical ice cube with a fly in it	56
#435	magical ice cubes	84
#26	magnetic field	1
#110	magnifying glass	6
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#113	many-eyed glasses	13
#382	maple leaf	1
#664	maple syrup	3
#575	marionette collective	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#498	meat engine	1
#506	meat paste	43
#399	meat vortex	88
#89	meatcar model	6
#84	menorette	4
#139	menudo ravioli	5
#111	miner's helmet	33
#145	miner's pants	25
#120	miniature coffin	1
#58	miniature espresso maker	3
#275	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	2
#92	moonglasses	7
#405	mugcake	4
#418	mushroom fermenting solution	18
#1036	nanite-infested candy cane	10
#235	nanite-infested eggnog	19
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#315	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	14
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#430	ninja hot pants	6
#313	ninja mop	6
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#539	orange and black Crimboween candy	5
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#100	oversized fish scaler	23
#141	oyster basket	52
#955	pack of KWE trading card	3
#127	pail	97
#73	palm-frond toupee	8
#688	pants of the Slug Lord	5
#799	papaya	5
#150	penguin shorts	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#854	pet rock	9
#1126	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	10
#784	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	34
#142	phonics down	683
#673	photoprotoneutron torpedo	16
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#974	piece of wedding cake	2
#709	pile of candy	6
#495	pile of jumping beans	3
#200	pine tar	3
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#117	pirate shirt	17
#163	pixel hat	2
#75	pixel pants	2
#72	pixel sword	3
#403	pixellated candy heart	38
#33	plastic pumpkin bucket	2
#214	plexiglass pants	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#214	plexiglass pinky ring	1
#289	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#700	plot hole	53
#702	pointy mushroom	1
#578	porquoise	13
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#420	portable corkscrew	17
#200	potato sprout	10
#558	potted cactus	2
#272	potted fern	2
#337	poutine	13
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#2038	pretty flower	1
#238	prosthetic forehead	7
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#754	puce striped oyster egg	3
#350	purple glowstick	4
#183	rag doll	11
#136	ratgut	55
#508	razor-sharp can lid	17
#926	razor-tipped yo-yo	8
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#492	red pixel	13
#552	red pixel potion	3
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#25	refrigerated biohazard container	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#43	rhinestone cowboy shirt	12
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#331	rice bowl	5
#240	ring of adornment	2
#513	ring of aggravate monster	10
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#543	ring of half-assed regeneration	5
#102	ring setting	4
#620	roboduck-on-a-string	2
#148	robotronic egg	167
#134	rogue swarmer	178
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#1763	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#2794	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2124	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#374	rubber axe	2
#537	rubber emo roe	59
#325	rusty metal shaft	1
#325	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
#156	safety vest	1
#43	salty dog	3,867
#5	sangria del diablo	1
#102	sawblade fragment	185
#121	scroll of drastic healing	929
#510	scroll of pasta summoning	22
#446	scrumptious reagent	138
#44	secret blend of herbs and spices	90
#104	sequined fez	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#87	severed rocking horse head	5
#354	shiny ring	70
#111	shock collar	8
#474	silver tongue charrrm	6
#315	skeleton key	19
#63	skewer-mounted razor blade	21
#438	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#141	sleeping snowy owl	29
#383	small leather glove	2
#90	snowboarder pants	53
#346	sock monkey	8
#61	soda water	158
#111	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1,371
#111	soggy wofl t-shirt	3
#33	solid asbestos box	1
#23	solid chrome box	1
#2330	solid gold bowling ball	2
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#31	solid linoleum box	1
#506	sonar-in-a-biscuit	9
#142	souvenir ski t-shirt	5
#138	special sauce glove	1
#296	spectral pickle	50
#458	spices	40
#297	spider web	184
#396	spooky bicycle chain	6
#452	spooky cosmetics bag	5
#391	spooky hockey mask	4
#468	spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#1129	stainless steel shillelagh	4
#1584	stainless steel skullcap	2
#2247	stainless steel slacks	1
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#268	star	241
#26	star buckler	12
#258	star chart	68
#172	star crossbow	7
#151	star hat	12
#51	star pants	9
#92	star shirt	4
#105	star staff	5
#280	star starfish	1
#88	star sword	10
#193	star throwing star	1
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#57	sticky meat pants	2
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#437	stolen accordion	92
#375	stone of eXtreme power	26
#409	strange shiny disc	10
#1728	string of blue beads	4
#2026	string of green beads	2
#848	string of red beads	14
#12	stuffed Mob Penguin	33
#664	stuffed can of asparagus	4
#651	stuffed dodecapede	4
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#499	stuffed ghuol whelp	2
#486	stuffed shoulder parrot	45
#1458	stuffed spooky mushroom	5
#133	stuffed stab bat	2
#424	stuffed zmobie	2
#68	stuffing	114
#116	sucky decal	13
#464	super-spiky hair gel	140
#299	support cummerbund	25
#592	supportive bra	1
#165	swashbuckling pants	31
#106	tambourine	7
#126	targeting chip	6
#203	tasket	2
#621	teddy bear	10
#151	teddy bear sewing kit	3
#1592	teddy borg	2
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#1057	ten-leaf clover	2
#78	thought balloon	2
#297	three-tiered wedding cake	2
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#43	time trousers	1
#120	tiny Mountie hat	5
#85	tiny balloon knife	7
#622	tiny house	202
#65	tiny knife and fork	8
#178	tiny maracas	5
#2498	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	7
#2452	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#261	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	5
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#303	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	5
#4842	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#3363	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#6141	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1277	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#3950	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#3316	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
#1271	tiny plastic coffee pixie	14
#2689	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#2848	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	6
#1829	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	10
#4811	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#317	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
#6098	tiny plastic grue	2
#1360	tiny plastic hermit	4
#3307	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#3268	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#3333	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
#3934	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1797	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#2612	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#268	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	5
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#6130	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1830	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#107	tiny shaker of salt	16
#175	tisket	2
#873	titanium assault umbrella	2
#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
#1389	tofurkey leg	5
#258	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#2069	top	1
#1841	towel	1
#818	toy crazy train	10
#477	toy deathbot	2
#473	toy jet pack	16
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#539	toy mercenary	12
#500	toy ray gun	19
#105	toy soldier	14
#483	toy space helmet	18
#280	toy train	8
#88	toy wheel	84
#478	tree skirt	1
#718	tree-eating kite	40
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#93	troutpiece	1
#247	tulip	2
#962	turtle totem	19
#114	tuxedo shirt	2
#113	unstable laser battery	141
#365	urinal cake	5
#955	valuable trinket	58
#423	vampire collar	3
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#137	vibrating cyborg knife	21
#249	vinegar	150
#164	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
#465	vodka martini	1
#558	vorpal blade	5
#442	wang	2
#631	warm mushroom	1
#630	white balloon	2
#650	white lightning	8
#118	wholeberd	1
#762	whoopie cushion	39
#492	wind-up chattering teeth	65
#561	wolf mask	20
#364	wooden axe	1
#473	wooden block	6
#767	worthless knick-knack	3
#348	worthless trinket	10
#232	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#769	wussiness potion	5
#704	x-ray specs	22
#117	yak anorak	2
#280	yak skin	2
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#674	yellow snowcone	49
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#617	yo-yo	45
#79	zombie pineal gland	43

Wow, that's 27,579 items total!

what items are this player missing?