Museum :: Master Polka

Master Polka

Rank	Item	Quantity
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1339	Amulet of Yendor	2
#662	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#1783	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#790	CRIMBCO mug	12
#1314	CRIMBCO scrip	20
#625	CRIMBCO wine	12
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#260	CRIMBCOLOAF	9
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#695	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#925	Crown of the Goblin King	27
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#700	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#532	Feynman gate	18
#120	Gummi-Gnauga	35
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#3359	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#273	Mob Penguin cellular phone	78
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#1418	Mr. Mediocrebar	24
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#402	Now and Earlier	7
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#128	Red Pill	3
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#1417	Rock Pops	25
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#76	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	14
#201	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	24
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#1140	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	16
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#63	Tiki lighter	5
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#73	Valentine's Day cake	7
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1566	Yummy Tummy bean	78
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#80	arrow'd heart balloon	7
#170	aspirin	5
#52	astral mushroom	521
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#183	babycakes	1
#942	baconstone	8
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#84	baconstone ring	3
#1914	badass belt	28
#1239	bag of airline peanuts	11
#506	ball	12
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#736	bath ball gift set	6
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#46	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#583	bindlestocking	2
#43	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
#132	black lotus	1
#269	black velvet box	1
#815	blood flower	6
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#1289	bottle of goofballs	19
#2676	box of sunshine	37
#2708	brick	1
#48	broken cellular phone	126
#268	broken skull	79
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1890	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#113	can of fake snow	3
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#2875	candied yams	1
#142	candy brain	38
#2971	candy cane	5
#502	candy stake	12
#968	carbon nanotube frame	9
#1187	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
#119	cheap toaster	15
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#1209	clown hammer	11
#351	coffin lid	3
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#26	comfy blanket	1
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#1025	daisy	1
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#294	disembodied brain	12
#1640	doll house	1
#63	double daisy	7
#51	dried face	130
#542	drywall axe	23
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#905	dwarf bread	3
#1358	easter egg balloon	18
#1146	eggnog	11
#377	empty blowgun	5
#1180	encoder ring	1
#549	evil googly eye	8
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1195	explosion-flavored chewing gum	11
#1289	fake fake vomit	11
#922	fake hand	20
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#301	fancy but probably evil chocolate	17
#285	fancy chocolate	10
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#2392	felt	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1763	fire	1
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#1946	fruitcake	5
#185	fuzzy dice	17
#902	ghost cucumber	40
#202	ghuol ears	98
#255	ghuol egg	89
#157	ghuol egg quiche	12
#195	ghuol guolash	55
#454	giant discarded plastic fork	22
#1593	giant pinky ring	5
#78	giant stuffed bugbear	1
#82	gilded lily	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#421	gingerbread horror	13
#58	gnoll lips	87
#69	gnoll teeth	101
#177	googly eye	78
#73	grass blade	2
#71	grass hat	2
#71	grass skirt	2
#594	green balloon	2
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#1103	grue egg	24
#954	hamethyst	8
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#209	handful of numbers	2
#105	handmade hobby horse	2
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#894	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#138	intriguing puzzle box	3
#656	ion grid	17
#834	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1830	jazz soap	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#1211	joybuzzer	12
#883	killer rag doll	2
#283	kite	27
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#411	leather mask	9
#96	length of string	105
#171	lihc eye	138
#177	lihc eye pie	17
#116	lihc face	69
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#54	loaded serum blowgun	50
#722	logic synthesizer	12
#590	long-stemmed rose	1
#417	loose teeth	114
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#1083	magical ice cube with a fly in it	16
#1086	marionette	1
#327	marzipan skull	38
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#120	miniature coffin	1
#86	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	7
#500	mugcake	2
#111	mushroom fermenting solution	65
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#8	opera mask	1,337
#476	orange and black Crimboween candy	7
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#30	orange traffic cone	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#477	pail	23
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2034	pet rock	2
#1323	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	9
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#396	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
🥇	pirate hook	1
#384	pirate pelvis	6
#1168	pixellated candy heart	6
#531	plastic passion fruit	2
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#765	pork elf goodies sack	7
#1531	porquoise	3
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#276	portable corkscrew	23
#2221	possessed top	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#212	poultrygeist	3
#1150	prehistoric spear	2
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#220	questionable taco	2
#434	rag doll	5
#90	rat head balloon	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#229	red balloon	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#9	red traffic cone	1
#843	reverse-oscillating klystron	2
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#1231	rubber emo roe	13
#111	scary death orb	1
#226	severed rocking horse head	2
#1077	shiny ring	19
#75	skeleton bone	1,248
#307	skeleton key	20
#438	skeleton key ring	1
#438	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#171	smart skull	120
#475	snorkel	1
#908	sock monkey	2
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#368	spectral pickle	35
#372	spiced rum	1
#674	spider web	23
#169	spiked femur	27
#107	spooky bicycle chain	18
#554	spooky bindle	1
#255	spooky cosmetics bag	9
#72	spooky eggnog	52
#244	spooky eyeliner	10
#846	spooky felt	10
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#598	spooky length of string	17
#253	spooky lipstick	10
#113	spooky mushroom	595
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#365	spooky powder	1
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#109	spooky shrunken head	119
#180	spooky staff	2
#153	spooky stick	85
#915	spooky stuffing	5
#408	spooky toy wheel	12
#399	spooky wad	1
#1049	spooky wooden block	5
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#1711	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#1704	stainless steel slacks	2
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#104	stick	26
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#61	stolen accordion	2,227
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#2026	string of green beads	2
#2011	string of red beads	2
#281	stringy sinew	38
#8936	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8943	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#167	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#8975	stuffed astral badger	1
#8950	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#64	stuffed doppelshifter	206
#8925	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8973	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#154	stuffed ghuol whelp	11
#7876	stuffed hand turkey	2
#8912	stuffed mind flayer	1
#83	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
#8963	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8804	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#861	stuffed spooky mushroom	10
#247	stuffed stab bat	1
#7774	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	2
#8893	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#152	stuffed yeti	1
#138	stuffed zmobie	11
#127	stuffing	66
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#1586	teddy bear	2
#148	thought balloon	1
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#31	tiny nose-bone fetish	7
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#694	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	14
#763	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	13
#301	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	10
#358	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	4
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#229	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	12
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#2571	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#133	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	98
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#355	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#717	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	13
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
#2296	tofurkey leg	2
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#177	tooth	23
#2526	toothsome rock	1
#901	top	5
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#702	toy soldier	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
#51	toy wheel	121
#193	tree skirt	2
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#105	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#392	tulip	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#247	vinegar	151
#1538	wheel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#1462	whoopie cushion	7
#1512	wind-up chattering teeth	7
#630	wooden block	4
#160	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1530	yellow snowcone	7
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#1147	yeti fur	16
#1803	yo	2
#163	yo-yo	190
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 10,744 items total!

what items are this player missing?