Museum :: benchilada

benchilada

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1452	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1471	4-ball	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#443	4-dimensional guitar	1
#140	5-hour acrimony	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#2242	8-ball	1
#621	9-ball	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#390	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#786	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#846	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2707	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#195	Battlie Light Saver	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#910	Bling of the New Wave	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#116	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#93	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#181	Chroner	403
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#76	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1847	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#79	Crazymaker	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#4246	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#1770	Daffy Taffy	3
#535	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#25	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	38
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#2737	Drowsy Sword	1
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#202	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#118	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#178	GOTO	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#258	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#338	Gummi-DNA	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#679	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#355	Hollandaise helmet	4
#166	How to Play Othello	1
#676	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1192	Instant Karma	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#550	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#192	Knob stroganoff	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#152	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	2
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#53	Lollipop Drop	1
#2761	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#722	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#953	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#1757	Mad Train wine	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#259	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#50	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#131	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#481	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#174	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#110	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#81	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#286	Milk Studs	1
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#60	Mohobo	1
#135	Mornington crescent roll	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#282	Nardz energy beverage	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#347	New Zealand iced tea	2
#366	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#377	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#324	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#312	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#231	O'RLY manual	1
#78	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#791	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#784	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#611	PADL Phone	1
#230	PEEZ dispenser	21
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#474	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#329	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#199	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#156	Psychotic Train wine	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#938	Ram's Face Lager	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2657	Rock Pops	1
#141	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#108	Sacramento wine	1
#78	Sangria de Menthe	1
#126	Saturday Night Special	1
#1607	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#126	Science Notebook	1
#554	Senior Mints	8
#215	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#61	Sizzling Sinner	1
#63	Slimebite	1
#56	Slimosa	1
#555	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#726	Snow Queen Crown	1
#181	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#28	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#23	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#176	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#72	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#67	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2
#86	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#216	Strix stix	2
#62	Suffering Sinner	1
#666	Sugar Cog	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#107	Texas tea	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1032	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#704	Typical Tavern swill	2
#161	Wax Flask	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#364	a butt tuba	1
#206	abominable blubber	1
#71	abstraction: action	1
#67	abstraction: category	1
#67	abstraction: perception	1
#71	abstraction: purpose	1
#83	abstraction: sensation	1
#75	abstraction: thought	1
#501	accidental cider	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#118	actual tapas	1
#196	adder	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#1556	adorable seal larva	1
#138	aerated diving helmet	1
#53	agnolotti arboli	1
#360	agua de vida	1
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#497	alphabet gum	2
#125	amber aviator shades	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#108	amok putter	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#39	ancient calendar fragment	7
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#52	ancient medicinal herbs	1
#148	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#74	ancient pills	1
#672	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#230	ancient stone head	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#80	anemone sauce	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1079	annoying pitchfork	1
#632	ant agonist	1
#250	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#485	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#1102	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1078	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2065	astronaut pants	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#357	bätzle	1
#104	baby cuddlefish	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#7433	badass belt	1
#148	badge of authority	1
#337	bag of W&Ws	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1217	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#429	balaclava	1
#631	balaclava baklava	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#653	banana peel	1
#217	banjo strings	1
#45	baobab sap	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#413	bark rootbeer	1
#2122	barrrnacle	1
#366	barskin hat	1
#901	baseball	1
#941	bat guano	1
#230	bat haggis	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#214	bat wing kabob	1
#784	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#217	batskin belt	3
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#94	beaver spear	1
#231	beefy fish meat	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#171	beer cartilage	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#206	beer-soaked mop	1
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#148	berries of suffering	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#39	big red button	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#380	bird rib	1
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#118	black blade	1
#29	black brandy	2
#202	black cherry soda	1
#120	black cloak	1
#134	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#157	black label	1
#609	black pension check	1
#578	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1044	black pixel	1
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#725	black sword	1
#103	black tear	1
#893	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#220	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#1032	bloody beer	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#116	blowdart	1
#492	blue class ring	4
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1227	blue pixel	1
#378	blue pixel potion	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#167	bone abacus	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#171	book of matches	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#148	bottle of Evermore	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#5030	bottle of goofballs	1
#133	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#316	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#92	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#246	bowling ball	1
#1058	box	1
#336	box of Dweebs	1
#7446	box of sunshine	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#243	boxing glove	1
#453	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#91	brand new key	1
#227	brass gear	1
#34	bread basket	1
#399	bread line	1
#64	breadchucks	5
#36	breadwand	1
#648	briefcase	2
#1382	brine	1
#1271	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#543	bronzed locust	1
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#139	brown paper bag mask	1
#84	brown paper pants	7
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#418	bubblin' crude	1
#955	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#964	bunny liver	1
#847	burst hellseal brain	1
#226	bus pass	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#353	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#634	can of Red Minotaur	4
#210	can of black paint	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2395	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1139	candied kobold	1
#2872	candied yams	1
#255	candy cigarette	1
#105	candy knife	1
#241	candy skeleton	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#62	carrot claret	1
#261	carton of rotten eggs	1
#129	carton of snake milk	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#214	catgut taco	1
#688	centipede eggs	1
#78	chakra malt	3
#89	chakra-mental wine	3
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#43	cheesy eagle sauce	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#146	children of the candy corn	2
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#197	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#116	chisel	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#227	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#215	chocolate saucepan	1
#207	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#536	chopsticks	4
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#444	chunk of rock salt	1
#155	cigarette lighter	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#22	clumsiness bark	111
#154	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#86	coal shovel	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#147	cold water bottle	1
#166	colorful toad	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#396	communal gobstopper	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#168	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#388	corn holder	2
#1819	corpse on the beach	1
#1816	corpsedriver	1
#1809	corpsetini	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#89	creepy doll head	1
#201	creepy ginger ale	1
#100	creepy voice box	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#70	crudles	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#116	cup of hickory chicory	1
#378	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#461	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#125	custard pie	1
#586	dance card	1
#130	dangerous jerkcicle	1
#961	dark potion	1
#138	day-old beer	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#205	death blossom	1
#181	decomposed boot	1
#808	decorative fountain	1
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#132	delicious swamp muck	1
#83	deluxe layer cake	1
#923	demon skin	1
#374	denim axe	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1149	designer handbag	1
#153	detective skull	1
#208	devilish folio	1
#92	dew yoana lei	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#1623	dill	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#392	disbelief suspenders	2
#89	discarded swimming trunks	1
#1306	disco ball	6
#1255	disco mask	5
#1026	disease	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#226	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#125	distention pill	1
#983	distilled fortified wine	1
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#112	diving muff	1
#131	dolphin whistle	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#113	double-ice gum	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#295	dragon snaps	1
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#134	dress pants	1
#783	dried face	1
#24	dried gelatinous cube	1
#763	drum machine	1
#182	drum of tommy ammo	1
#265	dry martini	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#211	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#46	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
#466	dull fish scale	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#1040	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
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