Museum :: benchilada

benchilada

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#178	Chroner	416
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#347	D roll	1
#1769	Daffy Taffy	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#23	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	44
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#360	Hollandaise helmet	4
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#551	Knob Goblin spatula	4
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#156	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#2767	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#954	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#287	Milk Studs	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#103	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#350	New Zealand iced tea	2
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#231	PEEZ dispenser	21
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#125	Science Notebook	1
#555	Senior Mints	8
#218	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#57	Slimosa	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#183	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
#178	Squat-Thrust Magazine	2
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#69	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	2
#87	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#221	Strix stix	2
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#225	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#705	Typical Tavern swill	2
#165	Wax Flask	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#74	abstraction: action	1
#68	abstraction: category	1
#68	abstraction: perception	1
#72	abstraction: purpose	1
#83	abstraction: sensation	1
#76	abstraction: thought	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#195	adder	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#518	all-purpose cleaner	4
#500	alphabet gum	2
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#40	ancient calendar fragment	7
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#52	ancient medicinal herbs	1
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#72	ancient pills	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#79	anemone sauce	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#485	armgun	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#177	attorney's badge	1
#358	bätzle	1
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#1215	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#655	banana peel	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#47	baobab sap	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#224	batskin belt	3
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#95	beaver spear	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#147	berries of suffering	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#382	big boom	1
#40	big red button	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#377	bird rib	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#120	black blade	1
#29	black brandy	2
#203	black cherry soda	1
#124	black cloak	1
#133	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#196	black gold	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#158	black label	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#105	black tear	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#117	blowdart	1
#499	blue class ring	4
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#173	book of matches	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#247	bowling ball	1
#1053	box	1
#334	box of Dweebs	1
#7455	box of sunshine	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#92	brand new key	1
#226	brass gear	1
#33	bread basket	1
#397	bread line	1
#65	breadchucks	5
#36	breadwand	1
#646	briefcase	2
#1380	brine	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#141	brown paper bag mask	1
#84	brown paper pants	7
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#423	bubblin' crude	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#335	bucket of honey	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#970	bunny liver	1
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#227	bus pass	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#634	can of Red Minotaur	4
#210	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#257	candy cigarette	1
#103	candy knife	1
#240	candy skeleton	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#62	carrot claret	1
#262	carton of rotten eggs	1
#129	carton of snake milk	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#78	chakra malt	3
#90	chakra-mental wine	3
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#235	charming flute	1
#158	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#43	cheesy eagle sauce	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#146	children of the candy corn	2
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#198	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#230	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#211	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#537	chopsticks	4
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#155	cigarette lighter	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#23	clumsiness bark	111
#156	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2
#86	coal shovel	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#150	cold water bottle	1
#165	colorful toad	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#740	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#389	corn holder	2
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#130	crêepy mask	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#159	crazy hobo notebook	1
#89	creepy doll head	1
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#100	creepy voice box	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#70	crudles	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#117	cup of hickory chicory	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#125	custard pie	1
#585	dance card	1
#134	dangerous jerkcicle	1
#964	dark potion	1
#139	day-old beer	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#207	death blossom	1
#183	decomposed boot	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#175	delectable catalyst	1
#134	delicious swamp muck	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#923	demon skin	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1264	dense meat stack	1
#437	dented harmonica	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#154	detective skull	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1622	dill	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#91	discarded swimming trunks	1
#1312	disco ball	6
#1262	disco mask	5
#1025	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#344	dishrag	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#127	distention pill	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#113	diving muff	1
#132	dolphin whistle	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#112	double-ice gum	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#297	dragon snaps	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#134	dress pants	1
#782	dried face	1
#25	dried gelatinous cube	1
#763	drum machine	1
#187	drum of tommy ammo	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#46	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
#469	dull fish scale	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
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#1042	worthless knick-knack	1

Wow, that's 5,620 items total!

what items are this player missing?