| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #291 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #638 | Crimboween memo | 17 |
| #119 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 7 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #727 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #7 | Jekyllin hide belt | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #2517 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1290 | badass belt | 43 |
| #232 | bag of airline peanuts | 121 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1246 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #469 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #54 | dollhive | 152 |
| #906 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #617 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #238 | fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #30 | green glowstick | 17 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #636 | grue egg | 42 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #24 | imitation nice watch | 3 |
| #314 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #294 | killing feather | 72 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #88 | meat from yesterday | 38 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #95 | monomolecular yo-yo | 592 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #10 | orange glowstick | 26 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #265 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #1431 | pet rock | 4 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #8 | plastic passion fruit | 1,255 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #338 | portable corkscrew | 20 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #409 | robotronic egg | 63 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #296 | sawblade fragment | 80 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2571 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1403 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #126 | stuffed gray blob | 328 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #154 | teddy borg | 67 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1433 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #7 | tin star | 24 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1589 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1076 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #370 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |