Museum :: Mussolini

Mussolini

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1017	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#395	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#2097	Angry Farmer candy	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#214	Frogade	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#1869	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1008	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#739	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#747	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1760	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#44	March hat	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#1002	Mountain Stream soda	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#941	Ram's Face Lager	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#728	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#1955	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#70	Travoltan trousers	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#82	astral badger	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1922	awful poetry journal	1
#359	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1236	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#2125	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#902	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#943	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#1173	batgut	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#723	beer lens	1
#787	beertini	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#666	bone rattle	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#5027	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1055	box	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2708	brick	1
#749	briefcase	1
#1381	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1270	broken skull	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#1096	bum cheek	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1142	candied kobold	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#857	candy brain	1
#4787	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#611	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#823	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#163	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#168	chrome sword hilt	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#52	clockwork pirate skull	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1797	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1280	coconut shell	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#297	cold powder	1
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#747	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#524	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#952	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#185	crossbow string	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#1025	daisy	1
#962	dark potion	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#810	decorative fountain	1
#1479	defective skull	1
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#467	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#59	dental pliers	1
#591	deodorant	1
#153	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#1065	diamond-studded cane	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#1622	dill	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#1097	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#1026	disease	1
#819	disembodied brain	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#346	dishrag	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#1640	doll house	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1140	dry noodles	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#870	empty blowgun	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#543	enchanted barbell	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#254	especially salty dog	1
#970	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#1774	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#403	eye-pod	1
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#1987	fake fake vomit	1
#1793	fake hand	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2519	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2392	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#603	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1761	fire	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#445	flat dough	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#431	foie gras	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#269	foon	1
#99	football helmet	1
#367	forest tears	1
#463	fortune cookie	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#733	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#557	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#770	gnoll lips	1
#789	gnoll teeth	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#392	goat	1
#820	goat beard	1
#846	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#167	golden twig	1
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2659	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1910	green beer	1
#1110	green pixel	1
#348	green pixel potion	1
#843	green snowcone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#548	grog	1
#5336	grue egg	1
#534	guano coffee cup	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#655	hair spray	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2399	hamethyst	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#209	helmet recipe	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#893	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2515	herbal stuffing	1
#993	herbs	1
#606	hermit permit	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#967	hill of beans	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#74	hot and sour sauce	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#268	hot hi mein	1
#999	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#334	hot powder	1
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2118	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1737	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,369 items total!

what items are this player missing?