Museum :: jon diaz

jon diaz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#18	Ancient Protector Soda	37
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#73	BOOterfinger	4
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#66	Big Punk	4
#57	Black Hole	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#302	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
🥉	Candicaine	191
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#59	Choco-Mint patty	8
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#68	Cold One	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#21	Cosmic Calorie	3,811
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#211	Crimbo Factory surprise box	12
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#313	Divine	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#42	Eye and a Twist	1
#124	Fantasma en la Máquina	21
#57	Firewater	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#223	Heimandatz's heart	7
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
🥈	Herringtini	86
#40	Highest Bitter	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
🥉	How to Tolerate Jerks	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#33	Hunger™ Sauce	4
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#87	Inner Strength	4
#237	Inner Truth	2
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#880	Jocko Homo's head	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#138	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	15
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#38	London frog	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#31	Microplushie: Bropane	279
#21	Microplushie: Dorkonide	109
#31	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	123
#17	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	79
#25	Microplushie: Gothochondria	236
#23	Microplushie: Hippylase	351
#89	Microplushie: Hipsterine	15
#28	Microplushie: Hobomosome	162
#23	Microplushie: Otakulone	378
#30	Microplushie: Raverdrine	188
#24	Microplushie: Sororitrate	273
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#43	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
#61	Mohobo	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#79	Moonds	3
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#156	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#39	Newark	1
#127	Newbiesport™ tent	59
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
🥉	Pain Dip	3,631
#68	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	24
#40	Phil Collins	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#67	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#52	R'lyeh	1
#45	Racisto Ruidoso	9
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#74	Red Dwarf	1
#95	Red Roger's reliquary	6
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#137	Rompedores de Fantasmas	15
#114	Russian Ice	1
#112	Sacramento wine	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#55	Sazuruk-hai	1
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#37	Siberian sunrise	1
#44	Simepore slime	1
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#65	Slimebite	1
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#11	Sogg-Os	23
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#64	Suffering Sinner	1
#92	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#53	Suppurating Sinner	1
#63	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
#65	TRIO cup of beer	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#70	Take Eleven Bar	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#98	Tequiz Navidad	1
#46	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#526	The Cooler Out of Space	1
🥉	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	1
🥉	The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement	1
#85	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#56	Third Base	1
#76	Thriller Ice	1
#13	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	66
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#273	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#158	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#14	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	17
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#203	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#226	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#445	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#488	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	9
#123	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	9
#801	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#18	Thwaitgold spider statuette	36
#208	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	3
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#67	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#60	VYKEA meatballs	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#50	Wet Russian	7
#55	Whenchamacallit bar	1
#106	White Hyborian	1
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#32	Yorick	1
#92	Zoodriver	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#112	actual tapas	2
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#203	alien source code printout	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#486	around the world	1
#171	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#92	asbestos thermos	1
#358	bätzle	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#412	bark rootbeer	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#20	beard incense	101
#101	beastly paste	1
#116	beautiful soup	1
#788	beertini	1
#86	berries of suffering	6
#44	bewitching boots	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#60	bitter pill	1
#589	black & tan	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#84	blood and blood	1
#33	blood sausage	4
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#85	blue money bag	4
#242	boilermaker	1
#20	boot flask	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#53	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#15	bottle of lighter fluid	362
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#287	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#156	bottle of wine	1
#22	bowl full of jelly	12
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#63	bowl of maggots	1
#8	bowl of marinade	276
#192	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#522	box of sunshine	643
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1334	boxed wine	1
#102	brain preservation fluid	3
#255	bread line	4
#91	bread man	5
#44	broberry brogurt	1
#63	browser cookie	2
#294	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#52	bug paste	1
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#117	burnt flower	160
#63	cabooze	9
#534	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#77	can of the cheapest beer	1
#175	candied bolts	6
#287	candied nuts	5
#1016	candy cane	34
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#62	carrot claret	1
#39	catfish whiskers	30
#105	cheap Chinese beer	1
#56	chlorophyll paste	1
#227	chocomotive	4
#57	chocotini	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#159	clear Russian	1
#157	club sandwich	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#283	cold seal sweat	1
#355	collection of tiny spooky objects	2
#101	communal gobstopper	6
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#123	cookie cookie	5
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#22	corned beet	9
#311	corned-beef Reuben	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#38	cosmic paste	1
#36	counterfeit city	1
#216	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#570	cream stout	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#12	cupcake-in-a-cup	34
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#18	cursed wishbone	11
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#34	damp old wallet	5
#139	day-old beer	1
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#26	death blossom	25
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#58	demonic paste	1
#5	dented spoon	1,105
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#42	dirt julep	1
#241	discocktail	10
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
🥇	dollop of barbecue sauce	1,707
#77	dream of a dog	1
#15	dry cleaning receipt	224
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1553	easter egg balloon	15
#71	ectoplasmic paste	1
#84	eggman noodles	2
#432	eggnog	40
#51	eighth plague	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#156	electric snakebite	1
#87	elemental caipiroska	1
#57	elemental paste	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1116	enchanted leopard-print barbell	4
#255	especially salty dog	1
#70	expensive champagne	1
#493	extra-greasy slider	3
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#40	extremely slippery nipple	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#8	filet of The Fish	22
#880	fine wine	1
#14	finger exerciser	336
#69	firemilk	1
#118	fishy fish lasagna	1
#49	fishy paste	1
#297	flan del mar	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#65	flask of port	1
#172	flour cookie	5
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#299	foetid seal tear	2
#111	fountain 'soda'	1
#119	freightcake	7
#28	freshwater fishbone	80
#505	friendly cheez blob	5
#1126	fruitcake	15
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#11	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	493
#219	fudgesicle	1
#182	future drug: Coolscaline	2
#165	future drug: Muscularactum	4
#160	future drug: Smartinex	5
#60	gamma nog	29
#162	ghost beer	1
#60	ghost pepper	2
#106	giant pearl	1
#275	gimlet	1
#972	gingerbread bugbear	22
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#70	glass slipper	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#99	gnat lasagna	1
#51	goblin paste	1
#32	goblin water	24
#2776	golden ring	1
#264	good brain	32
#70	gooey paste	1
#9	gourmet gourami oil	218
#89	government	1
#54	grilled cheese sandwich	1
#548	grog	1
#16	grue egg omelette	169
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#43	gunner's daughter	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#13	gym membership card	227
#76	hacked gibson	1
#173	hamlet sandwich	14
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#53	hard cocoa	4
#31	hare brush	2
#31	haunted Hell ramen	1
#27	haunted cherry pie	1
#40	haunted eggnog	1
#35	haunted gimlet	1
#28	haunted martini	1
#24	haunted pizza	1
#45	hell in a bucket	1
#233	hemp candy necklace	4
#1881	herringcello	1
#56	hi-octane carrot juice	1
#53	hippy paste	1
#28	hipster cocktail	1
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#48	hobo paste	1
#19	homeopathic mint tea	12
#433	horizontal tango	1
#266	hot hi mein	1
#96	hot mint schnocolate	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#175	hot watered rum	1
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#39	ice wine	1
#4	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	350
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#866	ice-cold six-pack	3
#59	iced plum wine	1
#2351	immense cyborg hand	1
#42	improved martini	1
#10	incredible pizza	62
#60	indescribably horrible paste	1
#139	ivory cue ball	1
#461	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#78	java cookie	7
#83	jumping horseradish	1
#93	junk yard	1
#2542	killing feather	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#283	legitimate business on the beach	1
#78	lint	84
#30	liquid ice	28
#15	liquid smoke	111
#39	literal grasshopper	1
#105	long pork lasagna	1
#195	lost key	1
#25	low tide martini	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1004	macaroni duck	2
#666	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#613	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#506	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	2
#608	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#59	magnum of fancy champagne	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#480	margarita	1
#666	martini	1
#39	martiny	1
#71	meatball	1
#61	megacopia	1
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#70	mid-level medieval mead	1
#5	mini-martini	2,372
#144	missing wine	1
🥈	moaiball	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#155	moonberry wine cooler	1
#58	moreltini	1
#53	mulled berry wine	1
#50	mulled hobo wine	1
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#62	nachos of the night	1
#6	nail file	1,076
#84	neoprene skullcap	3
#10	neurostim pill	185
#58	neutron lollipop	23
#861	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#65	oily paste	1
#173	ojo de pez burrito	1
#15	old candy wrapper	248
#13	old love note	557
#8	old school beer pull tab	1,062
#257	old-fashioned	1
#220	oldcake	2
#2436	oozenog	1
#213	open sauce	1
#52	orc paste	1
#146	overpriced "imported" beer	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#167	painting of a glass of wine	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#61	party platter for one	2
#29	penguin paste	1
#37	peppermint pegleg	6
#85	peppermint tailings	390
#131	perl necklace	4
#236	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#117	petit fortran	5
#79	pickled bread	5
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#54	pig-iron bracers	3
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#54	pirate paste	1
#58	pixel beer	1
#178	plain candy cane	3
#136	plain old beer	1
#320	plastic cup of beer	1
#214	plum wine	1
#42	polo trophy	1
#327	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#118	popular tart	1
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#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
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#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
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#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
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#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
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#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
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#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
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#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#324	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
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#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#135	tofu wonton	1
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#302	traditional Crimbo cookie	8
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#125	tropical swill	1
#29	twice-haunted screwdriver	1
#84	two meat muck	1
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#122	universal biscuit	13
#138	unnamed cocktail	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#664	unusual disco ball	4
#107	used beer	1
#29	useless powder	22,212
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#41	vodka barracuda	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#51	water log	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#351	white chocolate and tomato pizza	6
#1104	white lightning	1
#187	white money bag	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#85	white wine	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#22	worst candy	29
#336	yellow brick road	1
#104	your own black heart	1
#148	zmobie	1
#67	zombie	1

Wow, that's 142,826 items total!

what items are this player missing?