| #77 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #43 | Ancient Saucehelm | 24 |
| #44 | Angelhair Culottes | 15 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #55 | Arrrmetia trading card | 3 |
| #65 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 13 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | BOOtonniere | 3 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #44 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 15 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #159 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 58 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #111 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #39 | Boss Bat bling | 69 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Can of Spaghetto | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #20 | Chori Zo trading card | 6 |
| #11 | Chroner | 5,765 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #34 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 307 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #70 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #21 | Cold One | 577 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #12 | Corpse Island iced tea | 192 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 13 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 11 |
| #190 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 17 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #235 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 12 |
| #281 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 3 |
| #194 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 17 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 6 |
| #236 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 11 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #28 | D roll | 334 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 859 |
| #21 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 15 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 2 |
| #16 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 3 |
| #260 | Drowsy Sword | 73 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #13 | Effermint™ tablets | 568 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #19 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 162 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #21 | Friendliness Beverage | 359 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #142 | Frosty's frosty mug | 12 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #30 | Gets-You-Drunk | 5 |
| #14 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 12 |
| #20 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 68 |
| #82 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 5 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #27 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 24 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #81 | Gummy Brains | 7 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #34 | Heimandatz's heart | 25 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #59 | Hodgman's blanket | 20 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #43 | Inndya trading card | 3 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #342 | Iron Beta of Industry | 25 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #26 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 5 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #15 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 179 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #61 | Let Me Be! | 13 |
| #121 | Lobos Mints | 2 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #352 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 72 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #264 | M-242 | 43 |
| #11 | Mark of the Bugbear | 21 |
| #7 | Mark of the Ghost | 51 |
| #35 | Mark of the Skeleton | 8 |
| #67 | Mark of the Vampire | 4 |
| #8 | Mark of the Werewolf | 34 |
| #6 | Mark of the Zombie | 41 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #17 | Milk Studs | 884 |
| #225 | Misty Cape | 6 |
| #232 | Misty Cloak | 5 |
| #39 | Misty Robe | 63 |
| #35 | Morbidda trading card | 4 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #45 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #29 | New Zealand iced tea | 334 |
| #28 | Newman's Own Trousers | 24 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #251 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 2 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #62 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 24 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #20 | PEEZ dispenser | 816 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #22 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 30 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #35 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 4 |
| #165 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #92 | Rattlin' Chains | 5 |
| #44 | Roman sadnals | 10 |
| #17 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 155 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #30 | Serenity trading card | 4 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #59 | Star Spawn | 3 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #14 | Strix stix | 159 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #30 | Swizzler | 837 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #48 | TI-9000 calculator | 73 |
| #13 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1,716 |
| #11 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1,635 |
| #20 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 10 |
| #12 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1,684 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #32 | The Snake trading card | 4 |
| #9 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 19 |
| #11 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 17 |
| #73 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 3 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #32 | Thriller Ice | 3 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 40 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 23 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #6 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 2 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #26 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 4 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #15 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 905 |
| #45 | Yakisoba's hat | 16 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #48 | Z-Bone steak | 78 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #6 | accidental mutton | 14 |
| #203 | actual reality goggles | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #25 | aerated diving helmet | 21 |
| #55 | alien drugs | 62 |
| #57 | alien force field disruptor bean | 11 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #54 | antimatter wad | 9 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #13 | antique spyglass | 6 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #686 | badass belt | 73 |
| #21 | bag of W&Ws | 814 |
| #7 | bag of unfinished business | 10 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #62 | banjo kazoo mount | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #67 | beautiful soup | 2 |
| #15 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 40 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #13 | birdbone corset | 20 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #41 | bitter pill | 2 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #115 | black kettle drum | 12 |
| #219 | black paisley oyster egg | 20 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #110 | black spot | 7 |
| #197 | black striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #365 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 3 |
| #46 | blob of Alphredo™ | 10 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #13 | blood sausage | 8 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #144 | blue grass | 6 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #15 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 224 |
| #395 | blue striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #10 | bone flour | 2 |
| #71 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 2 |
| #1011 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #18 | box of Dweebs | 833 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #40 | breakfast mess | 502 |
| #35 | breakfast miracle | 10 |
| #103 | brine | 143 |
| 🥈 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 169 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #14 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #10 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 49 |
| #699 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #43 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 139 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #24 | candied yams | 272 |
| #28 | candy cigarette | 99 |
| #13 | carton of rotten eggs | 934 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #261 | club necklace | 22 |
| #56 | cod cape | 1 |
| #4 | cold cluster | 10 |
| #43 | cold seal sweat | 34 |
| #11 | complicated lock impression | 3 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #12 | corpse on the beach | 208 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #12 | corpsedriver | 165 |
| #14 | corpsetini | 181 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #11 | corrupted stardust | 7 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #89 | crumbling rat skull | 7 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #116 | deadly lampshade | 8 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #167 | diamond necklace | 27 |
| #129 | dill | 245 |
| #37 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 36 |
| #38 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 34 |
| #88 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 16 |
| #59 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 25 |
| #44 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 29 |
| #38 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 35 |
| #58 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 24 |
| #35 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 36 |
| #48 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 29 |
| #40 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 35 |
| #43 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 28 |
| #36 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 33 |
| #54 | discocktail | 145 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #6 | drafty drawers | 9 |
| 🥇 | dread tarragon | 30 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #34 | dreadful roast | 3 |
| #28 | droll monocle | 36 |
| #196 | drywall axe | 69 |
| #4 | dubious loincloth | 14 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #257 | easter egg balloon | 73 |
| 🥉 | eau de mort | 84 |
| #15 | eerie fetish | 4 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #16 | electric Kool-Aid | 9 |
| #144 | electrical thingamabob | 100 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #12 | epic cluster | 2 |
| #94 | epic wad | 7 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #113 | extra-greasy slider | 23 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #163 | facsimile dictionary | 63 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| 🥇 | flickering pixel | 8 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #111 | foetid seal tear | 55 |
| #5 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 19 |
| #16 | folder (owl) | 3 |
| #104 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 5 |
| #49 | friendly cheez blob | 24 |
| #309 | frozen banquet | 7 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| 🥇 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 4,016 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #29 | future drug: Coolscaline | 71 |
| #28 | future drug: Muscularactum | 76 |
| #47 | future drug: Smartinex | 53 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #40 | fuzzy earmuffs | 63 |
| #321 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #79 | gearbox necklace | 9 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
| #23 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
| #17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #137 | ghost cucumber | 284 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #43 | ghost pepper | 4 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | ghost thread | 340 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #215 | giant pinky ring | 69 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #46 | gladiator tunica | 18 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #131 | gold wedding ring | 71 |
| #14 | government | 31 |
| #19 | government cheese | 240 |
| #14 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 45 |
| 🥇 | grandfather watch | 68 |
| #338 | green beer | 42 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #16 | groping claw | 6 |
| #386 | grue egg | 65 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #8 | guts necklace | 8 |
| #41 | guy made of bee pollen | 63 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #241 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #551 | handful of confetti | 73 |
| #18 | handful of crafty noodles | 18 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #218 | heart necklace | 25 |
| #143 | heart of the volcano | 46 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #13 | hep waders | 16 |
| #60 | herbal stuffing | 94 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| 🥈 | hot cluster | 15 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #11 | huge bowl of candy | 323 |
| #39 | impure gasoline | 86 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | intimidating coiffure | 19 |
| 🥈 | intricate clockwork egg | 235 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #14 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 500 |
| #63 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #26 | jive turkey leg | 110 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #35 | kiwi beak | 32 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #382 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #53 | lavender striped oyster egg | 29 |
| #9 | law-abiding citizen cane | 74 |
| #11 | legitimate business on the beach | 599 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #28 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 50 |
| #7 | loaf of alien bread | 43 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #81 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #17 | madius | 17 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #84 | marshmallow | 997 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | muddy skirt | 21 |
| #153 | mushroom fermenting solution | 48 |
| #160 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 10 |
| #14 | non-aged vinegar | 157 |
| #34 | not-a-pipe | 34 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #232 | obsidian dagger | 59 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #282 | off-white striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #7 | old ball and chain | 4 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #15 | pair of government shades | 54 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #61 | paranormal ricotta | 8 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #26 | pewter claymore | 37 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #129 | plastic ingot | 101 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #110 | pork elf goodies sack | 72 |
| #8 | powdered candy sushi set | 80 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #215 | puce paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #38 | puce plastic oyster egg | 71 |
| #222 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #14 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 23 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #11 | radiator heater shield | 21 |
| #19 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #125 | really dense meat stack | 39 |
| #41 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 2 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #165 | red paisley oyster egg | 17 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #63 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 32 |
| #91 | red striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #14 | reflection of a map | 100 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #41 | remorseless knife | 2 |
| #11 | replica key | 1 |
| #13 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 62 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #141 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 34 |
| #153 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 32 |
| #159 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 31 |
| #217 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 25 |
| #248 | rusty chain necklace | 12 |
| #336 | s'more | 11 |
| #178 | sack lunch | 50 |
| #24 | salt wages | 323 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #282 | sawblade shield | 11 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #45 | secret from the future | 4 |
| #16 | security flashlight | 323 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #70 | shimmering tendrils | 8 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #26 | silent pea shooter | 43 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #128 | silver shrimp fork | 17 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #29 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 15 |
| 🥇 | skull capacitor | 98 |
| #5 | sleaze cluster | 11 |
| #34 | slime-soaked brain | 6 |
| #62 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #40 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| #43 | slimy alveolus | 46 |
| #20 | slingshot | 331 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #234 | snake | 43 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #16 | snowstick | 5 |
| #509 | solid gold bowling ball | 35 |
| #33 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #25 | space beast fur | 21 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #33 | space junk | 184 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #159 | spade necklace | 30 |
| #30 | spaghetti breakfast | 577 |
| #34 | spark plug earring | 17 |
| #247 | sparkler | 44 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #82 | spectral pickle | 293 |
| #446 | spectre scepter | 73 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #77 | spirit gum | 75 |
| #82 | spirit mattress | 5 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #69 | spirit sheet | 6 |
| #264 | spooky bicycle chain | 9 |
| #6 | spooky cluster | 5 |
| #255 | spooky cosmetics bag | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #68 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 8 |
| #40 | spray paint | 628 |
| #23 | squirming Slime larva | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #4 | stench cluster | 10 |
| #137 | stick of "gum" | 14 |
| #19 | stinking agaricus | 3 |
| #11 | stinkwater | 7 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #706 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 62 |
| #472 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 85 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #357 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 100 |
| #817 | stuffed Meat | 57 |
| #503 | stuffed angry cow | 84 |
| #543 | stuffed astral badger | 83 |
| #364 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 106 |
| #323 | stuffed cocoabo | 106 |
| #459 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 91 |
| #599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 77 |
| #380 | stuffed hand turkey | 100 |
| #516 | stuffed key | 113 |
| #601 | stuffed mind flayer | 76 |
| #800 | stuffed mink | 58 |
| #993 | stuffed monocle | 46 |
| #535 | stuffed scary death orb | 83 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #426 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 96 |
| #577 | stuffed snowy owl | 75 |
| #452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 93 |
| #513 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 83 |
| #784 | stuffed teddy butler | 59 |
| #782 | stuffed tin of caviar | 61 |
| #520 | stuffed treasure chest | 111 |
| #493 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 87 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #18 | sturdy cane | 308 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #37 | sweatband | 1 |
| #14 | sweet mochi ball | 169 |
| #11 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 46 |
| #22 | tailbone shield | 3 |
| #35 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 12 |
| #58 | tarnished bottlecap | 61 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #123 | throwing candy | 8 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #25 | tofurkey gravy | 201 |
| #42 | tofurkey leg | 154 |
| #27 | tofurkey nugget | 10 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #153 | towel | 60 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #60 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 5 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #36 | twitching time capsule | 17 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #171 | unquiet spirits | 6 |
| #24 | unsanitized scalpel | 13 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #40 | unused soap | 73 |
| #21 | unused walkie-talkie | 56 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
| #67 | vampire glitter | 8 |
| #34 | vampire pellet | 11 |
| #28 | vengeful spirit | 2 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #18 | very overdue library book | 72 |
| #6 | vial of hot blood | 9 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #125 | vinegar | 277 |
| #48 | viral DNA | 72 |
| #119 | voodoo snuff | 13 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #5 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 15 |
| #98 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 72 |
| #6 | warbear auto-anvil | 13 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear beeping telegram | 103 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #17 | warbear chemistry lab | 7 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #24 | warbear exhaust manifold | 7 |
| #33 | warbear exo-arm | 6 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #37 | warbear foil hat | 5 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #4 | warbear gyro | 109 |
| #122 | warbear gyrocopter | 8 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #95 | warbear helm fragment | 71 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high-efficiency still | 10 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #6 | warbear induction oven | 10 |
| #13 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 7 |
| #35 | warbear laser beacon | 6 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #10 | warbear metalworking primer | 68 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #5 | warbear officer requisition box | 175 |
| #39 | warbear oil pan | 5 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #8 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 78 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #11 | warbear requisition box | 318 |
| #7 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 98 |
| #10 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 95 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #11 | warbear superpotion | 68 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #96 | warbear trouser fragment | 72 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| 🥇 | warm fur | 41 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #38 | wax banana | 1 |
| #7 | weedy skirt | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #145 | wine-soaked bone chips | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #10 | wolfskull mask | 7 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #74 | woven baling wire bracelets | 10 |
| #359 | wrench bracelet | 9 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #98 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 21 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #39 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 39 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |