| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #269 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #125 | Crimbo Credit | 100 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2280 | Crimbuck | 16 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #37 | Driplet | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #213 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #82 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 5 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #103 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #239 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #25 | Marltini | 2 |
| #280 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 4 |
| #19 | Mayoflex | 7 |
| #23 | Mayonex | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #747 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 6 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #717 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #45 | Sweet Sword | 10 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 9 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 5 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 21 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 7 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #84 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 49 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 55 |
| #577 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 10 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #86 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #287 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #667 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #34 | candy necktie | 5 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #24 | caustic slime nodule | 18 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #82 | chewable paper | 2 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #189 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| 🥇 | closed-circuit pay phone | 1 |
| #140 | clumsiness bark | 2 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #176 | concentrated fish broth | 2 |
| #45 | confusing LED clock | 278 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #347 | crystalline cheer | 101 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #206 | digital key lime pie | 4 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #20 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #15 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #14 | drive-thru burger | 25 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #30 | eldritch alignment spray | 34 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #329 | eldritch effluvium | 7 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #143 | eldritch ichor | 3 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #57 | electronics kit | 3 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #968 | empty agua de vida bottle | 24 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #235 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #266 | flan del mar | 2 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #150 | freightcake | 6 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #163 | glob of salty molasses | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #18 | gnawed-up dog bone | 4 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥉 | gooey drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| 🥇 | gory drippy orb | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #194 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #181 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #59 | killing jar | 21 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #170 | lost key | 2 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lustrous drippy orb | 1 |
| #116 | lynyrd snare | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #77 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #76 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #64 | mime soul fragment | 77 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #51 | miniature boiler | 6 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #59 | mutant arm | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #223 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #279 | old sweatpants | 260 |
| #193 | ornate picture frame | 9 |
| #26 | paint palette | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #166 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #170 | pile of Trainbot parts | 13 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #78 | pocket wish | 6 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #714 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #171 | projectile chemistry set | 2 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #97 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #356 | red ale | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #46 | roll of toilet paper | 2,064 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #173 | salt plum | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| 🥉 | salty drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #55 | shadow flame | 2 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #54 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #47 | shadow stick | 2 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #147 | silent M | 2 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #32 | space chowder | 3 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #40 | space wine | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #126 | still-beating spleen | 5 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #468 | useless powder | 260 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #437 | warbear battery | 2 |
| #105 | warbear bearserker potion | 15 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #63 | warbear superpotion | 2 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| 🥇 | wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #35 | white elephant gift | 2 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #5 | writhing drippy candy bar | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |