Museum :: Zerous

Zerous

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#630	BURT	1
#296	Baja sopapilla	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥈	Byte	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#408	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#572	Chroner	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#97	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#126	Crimbo Credit	100
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#158	Crimbo dinner	1
#531	Crimbo salad	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2286	Crimbuck	16
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#347	D roll	1
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#38	Driplet	1
#205	Dust bunny	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#215	Eldritch snap	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#909	FDKOL commendation	3
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#81	Gathered Meat-Clip	5
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#237	Inner Truth	2
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#489	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#241	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#141	Lobos Mints	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#30	Marltini	2
#280	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	4
#20	Mayoflex	7
#26	Mayonex	2
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#193	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#25	Mer-kin rollpin	1
#839	Microplushie: Bropane	3
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#721	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#750	Microplushie: Hippylase	6
#433	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#874	Microplushie: Otakulone	3
#720	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#739	Microplushie: Sororitrate	5
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#688	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	2
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
🥇	Powerful Glove	1
#177	Racisto Ruidoso	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#152	Roman sadnals	1
#234	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
#6	Royal scepter	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#153	Sogg-Os	1
#13	Spirit of Easter	5
#11	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	5
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#45	Sweet Sword	10
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#828	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#47	The Lost Comb	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#504	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	8
#65	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#46	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	9
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#273	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#192	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	5
#604	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	5
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#92	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	23
#157	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	5
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#330	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#99	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#180	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#506	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	9
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#408	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#162	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#258	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	7
#383	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
#323	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	4
#98	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	1
#78	Thwaitgold slug statuette	58
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#280	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	1
#4	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	58
#567	Thwaitgold termite statuette	11
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#111	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#61	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
#57	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#284	alien drugs	1
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#66	ancient oil painting of yourself	3
#38	anemoney clip	1
#72	anger blaster	1
🥇	annealed drippy orb	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#108	balanced antler	1
#1312	ball	3
#251	banana supersucker	1
#968	bananagate	1
#108	banjo kazoo mount	1
#76	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#152	birdbone corset	1
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#241	black and white cracker	2
#54	black brandy	1
#137	blank diary	1
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#1103	blood flower	3
#213	blue grass	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#263	boiling seal blood	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#118	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#165	bowl of mernudo	1
#397	bread line	1
#277	bread man	1
#159	bread pie	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#98	bugbear detector	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#714	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#194	cabooze	5
#299	can of V-11	1
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#669	candied bolts	1
#666	candied nuts	1
#35	candy necktie	5
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#24	caustic slime nodule	18
#78	centurion helmet	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#197	chocomotive	5
#169	chrome stick	1
#204	cinnamon machine oil	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#159	clear Russian	1
🥇	closed-circuit pay phone	1
#144	clumsiness bark	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
🥇	cold medicine cabinet	1
#283	cold seal sweat	1
#397	communal gobstopper	1
#177	concentrated fish broth	2
#44	coney haunch	5
#45	confusing LED clock	279
#139	contract enforcement stick	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#216	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#356	crystalline cheer	101
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#131	cursed wishbone	1
#74	cute meteoroid	1
#162	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#207	devilish folio	1
#209	digital key lime pie	4
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#526	donated candy	1
#526	donated food	1
#68	doubt cannon	1
#217	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1
#13	drippy caviar	1
#22	drippy nugget	1
#16	drippy plum(?)	1
#15	drive-thru burger	25
#242	droll monocle	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#112	dumb mud	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#265	eggwater	1
#30	eldritch alignment spray	34
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#331	eldritch effluvium	7
#88	eldritch elixir	1
#70	eldritch essence	1
#146	eldritch ichor	3
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#129	electric pants	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#57	electronics kit	3
#8	elevenderizing hammer	1
#4	elevennis shoes	1
#5	elevent	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#971	empty agua de vida bottle	24
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#77	eternal car battery	2
#236	executive mime flask	3
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#62	fear condenser	1
#1174	festive sausage	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#1764	fire	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#188	fishelada	1
#297	flan del mar	1
#183	fleshy putty	1
#271	flour cookie	1
#307	foetid seal tear	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#778	forbidden sausage	1
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#154	freightcake	6
#16	fruit bat	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#201	future drug: Coolscaline	1
#193	future drug: Muscularactum	1
#196	future drug: Smartinex	1
#2296	fuzzy dice	3
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#27	glass of drippy wine	1
#166	glob of salty molasses	1
#108	globe of Deep Sauce	1
#19	gnawed-up dog bone	4
#162	goblin water	1
#167	golden twig	1
🥉	gooey drippy candy bar	1
#322	gooified animal matter	1
#310	gooified vegetable matter	1
🥇	gory drippy orb	1
#89	government	1
#262	government cheese	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#199	green and red bean	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#171	green rocket	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#51	half double fruitcake	1
#112	hambrosier	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#396	handful of numbers	1
#92	hard cocoa	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#30	head-mounted Trainbot	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#361	hemp candy necklace	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#175	hot watered rum	1
#309	huge Crimbo cookie	2
#182	hunk of granite	2
#98	hushed puppy	4
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#156	intact anemone spike	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#1061	iron pasta spoon	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#243	jive turkey leg	1
#34	kelp-holly drape	1
#37	kelp-holly gun	1
#2060	kite	1
#376	kiwi	1
#897	kumquartz	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#283	legitimate business on the beach	1
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#127	linoleum sword hilt	1
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#155	liquid ice	1
#203	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
#96	logging hatchet	1
#170	lost key	2
#16	lucky moai statuette	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
🥈	lustrous drippy orb	1
#117	lynyrd snare	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#69	mafia middle finger ring	1
#79	mafia pinky ring	1
#77	mafia thumb ring	1
#25	mafia wedding ring	1
#666	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#613	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#648	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	1
#608	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#78	mana-basted tofurkey leg	1
#77	mana-coated yams	1
#73	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
#75	meat golem	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#148	mime army rations	2
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#141	mime army wine	2
#182	mime eraser	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#64	mime soul fragment	77
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#45	miniature boiler	7
#214	moist Crimbo spices	1
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#58	mutant arm	1
#248	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
#48	neg grog	1
#224	nega-mushroom	5
#57	nega-mushroom wine	1
#375	negative lump	1
#124	negotiatin' hammer	1
#128	neoprene skullcap	1
#861	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#173	ojo de pez burrito	1
#282	old sweatpants	270
#192	ornate picture frame	9
#27	paint palette	1
#188	pair of government shades	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#168	peppermint eel sauce	1
#147	peppermint-scented socks	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#546	petit fortran	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#171	pile of Trainbot parts	13
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#51	ping-pong paddle	1
#263	plain candy cane	1
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#81	pocket wish	6
#195	poisonsettia	1
#327	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
#18	poncho de azucar	1
#37	portable Othello set	1
🥇	portable pantogram	1
#711	portable photocopier	6
#1713	possessed top	2
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#852	powdered candy sushi set	1
#172	projectile chemistry set	2
#47	propeller beanie	1
#133	protection stick	1
🥉	protonic accelerator pack	1
#101	psychoanalytic jar	1
#73	pteruges	1
#26	pump-up high-tops	1
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#35	record of infuriating silence	1
#25	record of menacing silence	1
#28	record of tranquil silence	1
#353	red ale	2
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
#29	red armband	1
#890	red class ring	3
#994	red gummi ingot	1
🥈	red plumber's boots	1
#62	regret hose	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#42	roll of toilet paper	2,231
#100	root beer	1
#449	ruby on canes	1
#181	runny icing	1
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#94	salmagumdi	1
#175	salt plum	1
#55	salt plum sake	1
🥉	salty drippy candy bar	1
#164	salty gumdrop	1
#103	scissor duck	1
🥇	seal medal	1
#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#79	shadow bread	1
#58	shadow flame	2
#70	shadow fluid	1
#60	shadow glass	1
#57	shadow ice	1
#66	shadow nectar	1
#73	shadow sausage	1
#61	shadow sinew	1
#73	shadow skin	1
#50	shadow stick	2
#66	shadow venom	1
#16	shining star cap	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#31	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#197	shovelful of dirt	1
#240	shushed potatoes	2
#149	silent M	2
#52	silent beret	1
#233	silent pea shooter	1
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#19	snowpack	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#203	soggy gingerbread chunk	1
#72	solid shifting time weirdness	1
#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
🥈	soul monocle	1
#32	space chowder	3
#232	space junk	1
#41	space wine	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#72	spirit bed	1
🥈	spirit bell	1
#192	spirit blanket	1
#258	spirit gum	1
#198	spirit mattress	1
#189	spirit pillow	1
#182	spirit sheet	1
#296	spiritual candy cane	1
#310	spiritual fruitcake	1
#304	spiritual gingerbread	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#206	spoonful of Linguine-Os	1
#219	stale Cheer-E-Os	1
#219	stale cheer wine	1
#34	status cymbal	1
#61	stealth bomber	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#132	steel drivin' hammer	1
#125	still-beating spleen	5
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#38	stuffed dinosaur	1
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#238	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
#7	subscription cocoa dispenser	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#111	super-absorbent tarp	1
#175	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1
#82	suspicious-looking fedora	1
#900	sweet mochi ball	1
#684	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#137	temperance whiskey	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#143	third ear	1
#16	tinsel orb	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#27	tiny glowing red nose	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#4	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#394	toothbrush	1
#902	top	5
#909	tourmalime	1
#1841	towel	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#203	universal biscuit	1
#238	unquiet spirits	1
#206	unused walkie-talkie	2
#1544	unusual disco ball	1
#467	useless powder	260
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#435	warbear battery	2
#105	warbear bearserker potion	15
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#64	warbear superpotion	2
#651	warbear whosit	1
🥇	wardrobe-o-matic	1
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#35	white elephant gift	2
#94	wings of fire	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#194	yule gruel	1
#149	yule hatchet	1

Wow, that's 4,674 items total!

what items are this player missing?