| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Adventurer bobblehead | 12 |
| #6 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 37 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #16 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 20 |
| #53 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 100 |
| #44 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 43 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #59 | Boss Bat bling | 50 |
| #25 | Boss Bat britches | 171 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #5 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 3 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #388 | CSA fire-starting kit | 3 |
| #55 | Carpathian longsword | 30 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #548 | Chroner | 2 |
| #92 | Clara's bell | 3 |
| #67 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 62 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #29 | Coinspiracy | 1,071 |
| #400 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #29 | Cold One | 378 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2552 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #21 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 8 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #54 | Drowsy Sword | 227 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #88 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #20 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 7 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #141 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #148 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 45 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #4 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 158 |
| 🥉 | Glenn's golden dice | 50 |
| #104 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #165 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #220 | Heimandatz's heart | 7 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #49 | Instant Karma | 245 |
| #42 | Iron Beta of Industry | 186 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #58 | Liam's mail | 20 |
| #63 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 227 |
| #326 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 8 |
| #24 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #29 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #23 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #20 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #199 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 42 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #49 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 37 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #64 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 26 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #19 | PB&BP | 17 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #31 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 5 |
| #44 | Pener's drumstick | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #109 | Red Roger's reliquary | 2 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Source shades | 50 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #28 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #45 | Spookyraven signet | 61 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 10 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 21 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 12 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 14 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #423 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 19 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #64 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 14 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #280 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #26 | alien plant fibers | 2 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #115 | badass belt | 216 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #44 | ballast turtle | 24 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #19 | barnacled barrel | 548 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #63 | batskin belt | 26 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #16 | beer-scented teddy bear | 98 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #6 | big tun | 3,324 |
| #23 | bit of clingfilm | 78 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #41 | blue class ring | 108 |
| #52 | body spradium | 2 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #88 | bottle of goofballs | 215 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| 🥈 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 4 |
| #3227 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #12 | buffalo dime | 80 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #104 | burnt snowpants | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #504 | burst hellseal brain | 7 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #17 | club sandwich | 32 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #9 | comfy pillow | 91 |
| #12 | complex alien plant sample | 1 |
| #17 | compounded experience | 95 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #50 | cop dollar | 297 |
| #32 | corned-beef Reuben | 135 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #89 | crumbling rat skull | 7 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #315 | crystalline cheer | 143 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #8 | deck of lewd playing cards | 2 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #13 | dirty bottlecap | 4 |
| #14 | discarded button | 4 |
| #9 | disintegrating barrel | 5,149 |
| #51 | distention pill | 8 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #121 | dropped scrap of paper | 3 |
| #265 | duct tape | 159 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape wallet | 108 |
| #9 | dusty barrel | 2,839 |
| #410 | easter egg balloon | 53 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #442 | empty agua de vida bottle | 398 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #229 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 237 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #55 | exploding cigar | 1 |
| #204 | facsimile dictionary | 51 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #10 | fascinating alien plant sample | 1 |
| #180 | fat loot token | 18 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #288 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #279 | figurine of a cold seal | 22 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #307 | figurine of a sleek seal | 8 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #298 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #276 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #587 | filthy lucre | 65 |
| #63 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #58 | fleshy lump | 25 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #59 | foreign box | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #50 | frigid derringer | 53 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #16 | frost-rimed seal hide | 41 |
| #13 | fustulent seal grulch | 48 |
| #64 | fuzzy busby | 42 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #24 | fuzzy earmuffs | 91 |
| #37 | fuzzy montera | 64 |
| #54 | gearbox necklace | 12 |
| #30 | ghost of a necklace | 198 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #185 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #58 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #54 | glass of raw eggs | 2 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #50 | gold wedding ring | 198 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #36 | grease cannon | 2 |
| #23 | green clay bead | 787 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #70 | grue egg | 220 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #106 | handful of confetti | 236 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #85 | haunted bindle | 11 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #436 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #12 | high-end ginger wine | 4 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #18 | hyperinflated seal lung | 38 |
| #70 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #12 | industrial frosting | 2 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| 🥈 | interesting clod of dirt | 10 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #13 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
| #18 | little firkin | 3,851 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #449 | magical mystery juice | 10 |
| #50 | memory of a C | 23 |
| #55 | memory of a G | 26 |
| #210 | memory of a T | 5 |
| #98 | memory of an A | 13 |
| #14 | memory of an AT base pair | 16 |
| #103 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 13 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #57 | mime army rations | 7 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #19 | mime army wine | 17 |
| #63 | miniature coffin | 2 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #11 | moist barrel | 1,052 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #5 | mouldering barrel | 2,212 |
| #19 | murderbot memory chip | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #23 | normal barrel | 3,364 |
| #284 | obsidian dagger | 52 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #43 | ornate picture frame | 75 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #19 | paperclip cape | 2 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #78 | paperclip sproinger | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #17 | paperclip-on tie | 2 |
| #20 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #90 | paranormal ricotta | 6 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #21 | pile of useless robot parts | 69 |
| #29 | pink clay bead | 931 |
| #30 | pint of sweat | 35 |
| #19 | pixel chain whip | 2 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #80 | plain brown wrapper | 12 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #4 | porcelain pelerine | 2 |
| #8 | porcelain phantom mask | 2 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #9 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #19 | pork elf goodies sack | 241 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #56 | powdered sealbone | 5 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #33 | psychoanalytic jar | 58 |
| #57 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #21 | purple clay bead | 257 |
| #35 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 16 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #242 | radium-flavored potato chips | 239 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #69 | red class ring | 341 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #97 | red wagon | 5 |
| #159 | reflection of a map | 3 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #56 | replica bat-oomerang | 10 |
| 🥈 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 162 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #9 | rotting barrel | 1,159 |
| #40 | rusty chain necklace | 73 |
| #90 | sack lunch | 464 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #52 | sawblade shield | 66 |
| #21 | scintillating powder | 6 |
| #7 | scrap of shadow | 48 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #7 | seal lube | 47 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #214 | sealhide seal doll | 5 |
| #195 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #134 | shimmering tendrils | 5 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #48 | single atom | 289 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #11 | sizzling seal fat | 39 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #133 | slimy alveolus | 6 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #26 | small golem | 1 |
| #12 | smoking talon | 4 |
| #91 | smoldering bagel punch | 6 |
| #7 | smoldering box | 13 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #89 | space junk | 50 |
| #40 | spaghetti breakfast | 318 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #22 | spant spear | 2 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #47 | spark plug earring | 14 |
| #33 | special edition Batfellow comic | 73 |
| #90 | spectre scepter | 224 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #32 | stainless steel scarf | 38 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #79 | stainless steel solitaire | 17 |
| #126 | stainless steel suspenders | 21 |
| #72 | standards and practices guide | 16 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #108 | synthetic dog hair pill | 2 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| #25 | tie-dyed fannypack | 48 |
| #44 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 3 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #7 | toy sixgun | 15 |
| #382 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #167 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 54 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #45 | water-polo mitt | 3 |
| #18 | wax face | 1 |
| #16 | wax hand | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #11 | weathered barrel | 2,027 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #58 | white class ring | 259 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #4 | wickerbits | 1 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #145 | wine-soaked bone chips | 7 |
| #224 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 240 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #74 | woven baling wire bracelets | 10 |
| #63 | wrench bracelet | 54 |
| #59 | wriggling worm | 75 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |