#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
#1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
#334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
#239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#157 | BGE merchandise order form | 28 |
#898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#103 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 26 |
#223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#632 | CRIMBCO mug | 17 |
#1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
#453 | CRIMBCO wine | 17 |
#791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
#46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
#465 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
#400 | Crimbo fudge | 28 |
#454 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 23 |
#137 | Crimbo pie | 24 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#393 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 16 |
#1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
#172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
#472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
#601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
#453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
#49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
#47 | Lobos Mints | 16 |
#225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
#403 | Meat detector | 1 |
#245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
#78 | Necbro wafers | 10 |
#144 | Necrotelicomnicon | 5 |
#21 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1,200 |
#487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
#1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#264 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
#317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
#377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
#865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
#444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
#582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
#370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
#568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
#355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
#432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
#579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
#373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
#666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
#349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
#687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
#321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
#92 | Rattlin' Chains | 5 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#438 | Schrödinger's thermos | 34 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#149 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#69 | Tales from the Fireside | 9 |
#158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
#397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
#137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#201 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 20 |
#214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
#352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
#151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
#214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
#112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
#748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
#319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
#306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
#521 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 19 |
#699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
#486 | annoying pitchfork | 5 |
#420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
#288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
#884 | antique greaves | 1 |
#893 | antique helmet | 1 |
#533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
#207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
#536 | antique record album | 4 |
#904 | antique shield | 1 |
#946 | antique spear | 1 |
#44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
#1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
#519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
#1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
#295 | bath ball gift set | 17 |
#1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#122 | bindlestocking | 18 |
#269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
#220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
#226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
#3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#92 | bottle of Blank-Out | 181 |
#4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
#21 | briefcase | 1,132 |
#1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#164 | can of starch | 1 |
#39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
#504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
#102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
#101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
#46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
#70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
#154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
#239 | colorful plastic ball | 150 |
#126 | comfy coffin | 8 |
#138 | cracker | 1 |
#36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
#64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
#41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
#18 | decorative fountain | 991 |
#117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
#134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
#164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
#158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#49 | drum of pomade | 23 |
#1580 | duct tape | 7 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#21 | dueling turtle | 20 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
#411 | elven suicide capsule | 33 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
#45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
#155 | extremely skinny jeans | 6 |
#401 | eye-pod | 1 |
#361 | facsimile dictionary | 30 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
#150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
#143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
#989 | floaty sand | 1 |
#379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#398 | fossilized limb | 19 |
#307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#232 | fossilized spike | 19 |
#212 | fossilized spine | 9 |
#478 | fossilized torso | 7 |
#386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
#280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
#1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
#178 | ghost protocol | 4 |
#79 | ghost trap | 25 |
#70 | ghostly body paint | 56 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
#148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
#79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
#102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#15 | grinning turtle | 33 |
#106 | guard turtle collar | 9 |
#1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#160 | holiday log | 1 |
#224 | hypodermic needle | 7 |
#26 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,381 |
#511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
#661 | licorice root | 1 |
#193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
#277 | many-eyed glasses | 6 |
#381 | maple leaf | 1 |
#235 | motivational poster | 17 |
#3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
#3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#58 | necrotizing body spray | 108 |
#344 | pack of pogs | 58 |
#187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
#396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
#1018 | paperclip | 5 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#347 | potato sprout | 6 |
#41 | press-on ribs | 109 |
#78 | prosthetic forehead | 17 |
#28 | quake of arrows | 6 |
#1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
#412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
#251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
#30 | sleeping wereturtle | 30 |
#66 | slime-soaked brain | 4 |
#91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
#286 | slow jam collection | 15 |
#31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
#34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
#43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
#28 | snorkel | 1,160 |
#2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#172 | sorority brain | 9 |
#271 | space jam | 1 |
#70 | space jam toast | 1 |
#591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
#486 | stained mattress | 2 |
#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#77 | sucky decal | 17 |
#12 | syncopated turtle | 32 |
#26 | taco shell | 1,318 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
#1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
#94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
#382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
#463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
#3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
#942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
#2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
#2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
#2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
#2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
#1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
#1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
#1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
#2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
#1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
#2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
#2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
#1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
#1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
#1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
#1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
#1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
#4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
#2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
#1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
#4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
#3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
#1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
#1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
#2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
#2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
#4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
#2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
#1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
#2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
#1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
#1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
#827 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 9 |
#1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
#4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
#3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
#2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
#3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
#1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
#3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
#1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
#3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
#3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
#1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
#2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
#2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
#1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
#4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
#2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
#1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
#1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
#1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
#4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
#2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
#2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
#6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
#2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
#1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
#1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
#119 | tiny shaker of salt | 15 |
#51 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
#266 | toe jam | 1 |
#58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#825 | towel | 9 |
#270 | traffic jam | 1 |
#60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
#1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#150 | turtlemail bits | 17 |
#101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
#110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
#111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
#481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
#29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
#959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
#1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
#426 | volcanic ash | 6 |
#26 | whisker pencil | 192 |
#462 | wind-up meatcar | 20 |
#7 | wooden figurine | 1,469 |