Glitch

RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#3599.44% pure math1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#190BACON1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#52Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher1
#22Black Bart's Booty1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#72Boxing Day Pass1
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#46Centauri fish wine1
#15Charleston shoes1
#74Cocktails of the Age of Sail1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#4Convincing People You Can See The Future8
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#736Crimbo Candy Cookbook6
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#426Crimbo Factory surprise box1
#110Crimbo crystal shards1
#158Crimbo dinner1
#214Crimbo food scraps1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#87Crimbolex watch1
#168Crimbosmopolitan1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#13Crimbuccaneer bombjacket4
#99Crimbuccaneer captain's purse4
#8Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)9
#78Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)2
#192Crimbuccaneer flotsam2
#51Crimbuccaneer invasion map2
#57Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#10Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail60
#18Crimbuccaneer nose ring3
#91Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack1
#11Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso93
#48Crimbuccaneer runebone1
#80Crimbuccaneer shirt6
#51Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss2
#32Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate4
#21Crimbuccaneer tavern swab2
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#7Crimbuccaneer whale oil73
#1890Crimbuck58
#95Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#39Doc Clock's thyme cocktail1
#83Elf Army machine parts30
#89Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#66Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion2
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#15Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping6
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#26Elf Guard SCUBA tank2
#4Elf Guard broom10
#14Elf Guard clipboard3
#25Elf Guard commandeering gloves12
#4Elf Guard eyedrops122
#65Elf Guard fuel tank1
#64Elf Guard hangover cure1
#62Elf Guard honor present3
#21Elf Guard insignia (general)5
#90Elf Guard insignia (private)1
#56Elf Guard mouthknife4
#21Elf Guard officer's sidearm14
#21Elf Guard red and white beret3
#24Elf Guard safety bear6
#20Elf Guard squirtgun3
#9Elf Guard strategic map8
#17Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo5
#113Elf Guard tinsel grenade6
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#37Elvish underarmor1
#15FantasyRealm guest pass1
#4FantasyRealm tattoo kit1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
🥇French slippers1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#264Game Grid token1
#12Game Grid valued membership card1
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#20Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#162Instant Karma70
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#56Iron Beta of Industry164
#9Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey1
#75Jamaican coffee4
#481Jocko Homo's head4
#45Kelflar vest5
#169Kissin' Cousins5
#6Knob Göblin lòve potion159
#61Kokomo Resort Pass1
#108LCD game: Burger Belt1
#107LCD game: Food Eater1
#108LCD game: Garbage River1
#116LOV Entrance Pass1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#5Left-Hand Man action figure1
#729Let Me Be!2
#35Lil' Snowball Factory7
#8Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them5
#4LyleCo Contractor's Manual1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#48Manual of Lock Picking1
#159Maxing, Relaxing6
#29Memory Disk, Alpha1
#22Mer-kin darkbook4
#17Mer-kin stopwatch7
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#42My First Art of War19
#32My First Paycheck envelope2
#67Neverending Party favor1
#46Neverending Party guest pass1
#610Nickel Gamma of Frugality8
#15No Hats as Art1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#238Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#23Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards1
#211Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster15
#314Pink Heart of Spirit3
#13PirateRealm guest pass1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#17Pop Art: a Guide1
#157Psychotic Train wine1
#211Ralph IX cognac1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#86Red Roger's reliquary8
#112Sacramento wine1
#513Safari Jack's moustache3
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
#4Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention1
#200Sensual Massage for Creeps6
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#17Spelunker's Guild prize sack1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#11Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#4Staff of Kitchen Royalty1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#11Staff of the Cozy Fish1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#6Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#5Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#81Summer Nights9
#39Swedish coffee3
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#28TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡5
#120Tales from the Fireside7
#93Tales of Spelunking1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#63The Emperor's new cookie1
#16The Encyclopedia of Fruit8
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#45The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#537The Mariachi's guitar case3
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 41
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
#102The Snitch's Manifesto1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#67The Superconductor's CPU1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#65Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#136Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette3
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#411Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette1
#286Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette2
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#48Thwaitgold fairyfly statue13
#152Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#175Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette2
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#358Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#227Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#446Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#98Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#379Thwaitgold slug statuette11
#281Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette1
#894Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#99Thwaitgold termite statuette143
#112Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#16Time Cape1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#14Time Lord Participation Mug2
#42Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#37Trainbot autoassembly module9
#72Trainbot harness1
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#71Trainbot radar monocle1
#234Trainbot slag1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#29Trout Fishing in Loathing1
#54Ultimate Mind Destroyer1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#41Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife1
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#252Zinc Delta of Tranquility5
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#66absentee voter ballot1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#131almost-dead walkie-talkie1
#10ancient Elf dessert spoon5
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#1192astral mushroom1
#7automatic wine thief3
#45baby rigging snake2
🥈bagged stuffed "L"1
#36barnacle-encrusted sweater3
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#183beautiful rainbow1
#146big glob of skin1
#802bilge wine1
#31blood-red mushroom wine3
#54bonsai tree1
#5booze drive button1
#540bottle of goofballs48
#68bottle of sea wine1
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#156bottle of wine1
#191bottled day1
#93bowl of Tastee-Wheet™1
#12bowl of petunias1
#127box of Gratitude chocolates1
#1405box of sunshine129
#1334boxed wine1
#60brown pirate pants1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#6bugged bön±Ã©t22
#16bulky free-range mushroom1
#27bundle of firewood1
#130can of depilatory cream1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#45candied lime4
#6candy drive button1
#26candy harmonica9
#29cannonbomb27
#33canteen of eggnog3
#27chest of "pirate gold"3
#11chocolate pocketwatch1
#204cinnamon machine oil1
#19colossal free-range mushroom1
#52complex mushroom wine1
#100corned beet4
#35corrupted bird DNA1
#736corrupted data1
#36counterfeit city1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#127crystal Crimbo goblet1
#119crystal Crimbo platter1
#34daily dungeon malware1
#20deactivated mini-Trainbot11
#38dead guy's watch469
#180decanter of fine Scotch1
#68deed to Oliver's Place1
#43deluxe Neverending Party favor1
#207devilish folio1
#231digital key lime pie3
#985distilled fortified wine1
#46do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit1
#441donated booze5
#335donated candy18
#494donated food2
#30dreadful box1
#77dream of a dog1
#217dregs of a Crimbo cocktail1
#29dropped scrap of paper11
#255duct tape wallet1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#1304empty agua de vida bottle1
#183enchanted leopard-print barbell15
#69ert grey goo ring13
#35everfull glass1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#174faded green protest sign1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
🥇fancy party pants1
#880fine wine1
#62flask of egggrog3
#84flyest of shirts1
#8food drive button1
🥈fossilized necklace1
#32free boots1
#29free-range mushroom1
#44fruit-stuffed rumcake4
#13fuzzy polar bear ears2
#17giant free-range mushroom1
#398giant glass of brandy1
#93gift card1
#15gilded trumpet1
#98gingerbread nylons4
#56gingerbread pirate4
#202glass of bourbon1
#35glass slipper2
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#38gold skull ring1
#65government booze shipment1
#69government candy shipment1
#68government food shipment1
#60grandfather watch1
#100grimstone mask1
#19grog nuts36
#33gunwale1
#7gunwale whalegun1
#258guy made of bee pollen12
#150hair of the calf1
#17hand-crafted candy cane1
#153handful of confetti191
#95hard cocoa1
#29head-mounted Trainbot1
#378heart of the volcano19
#47hermedisiac cologne2
#9high-end ginger wine9
#185honey-drenched ham slice1
#70hot wine3
#39iFlail1
#27iShield1
#22immense free-range mushroom1
#40imported lemon lozenge2
#128industrially-crushed ice1
#12inflatable LT&T telegraph office1
#139ivory cue ball1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#67jar of psychoses (Jick)1
#47jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)1
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#44jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#46jar of psychoses (The Old Man)1
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#48jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)1
#29leg-mounted Trainbots1
#405llama lama gong1
#168lost elf luggage1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#59magnum of fancy champagne1
#37massive wrench2
#20meat st‰¿bing club228
#72military-grade peppermint oil9
#15mini kiwi digitized cookies1
#23miniature goose mask1
#11missing semicolon1
#144missing wine1
#155moonberry wine cooler1
#180mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine1
#41mulled wine3
#220multi-level marzipan2
🥇newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp1
#55note from Clancy1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#146octopus's spade1
#14officer's nog106
#469oily golden mushroom1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#18old school Mafia knicke½æ33
#20old-school pirate grog22
#45one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island1
#77one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill1
#39one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach1
#51one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano1
#44one-day ticket to The Glaciest1
#27ornamental sextant1
#51overpowering mushroom wine1
#926pack of pogs1
#27paint palette1
🥇party crasher1
#4peppermint bomb130
🥇peppermint syrup39
#41pet anchor6
#117pickled bread3
#52picky tweezers1
#41piece of driftwood1
#193ping-pong ball1
#51ping-pong paddle1
#24pirate encryption key (complete)1
#47pirate encryption key alpha1
#45pirate encryption key bravo1
#50pirate encryption key charlie1
#49pirate encryption key delta1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#214plum wine1
#19plump free-range mushroom1
#114pocket wish1
#501pog #01 (spider)1
#483pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#498pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#1184pool cue1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#37portable Othello set1
#14portable Spacegate1
#42portable ping-pong table1
#89portable steam unit1
#119powdered powdered sugar5
#74prank Crimbo card2
#46prescription teeth whitener2
#35pristine piranha seed1
#13prohie's hat1
#25pump-up high-tops1
#22punching mirror3
#105quantum of familiar1
#845quantum taco1
#227raffle prize box1
#11rare oboe2
#1077really dense meat stack4
#42really nice lump of coal2
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#57red coin1
#167red red wine1
#15replica Elf Guard medal3
#40residual chitin paste2
#16ring of the Skeleton Lord1
#76rum-soaked fruitcake4
#78salmagumdi2
#40salted mutton7
#238sandwich of the gods15
#10sawed-off blunderbuss28
#15scepter of the Skeleton Lord1
#168scotch on the rocks1
#124secret from the future1
#25sequin-encrusted sweater3
#12shadow needle1
#12shield of the Skeleton Lord1
#16shining star cap1
#26shipwright's hammer17
#30shoulder-mounted Trainbot1
#51silent beret1
#90silver cow skull1
#27silver table-scraper1
#420skull of the Bonerdagon1
#213slime-soaked brain1
#51smooth mushroom wine1
#17snow machine1
#19software bug1
🥇software glitch350
#93solid gold bowling ball180
#35soul mask1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#136steamed oyster1
#234still-beating spleen1
#465strawberry wine1
#4stuffed "L"2
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#38stuffed dinosaur1
#33stuffed kraken5
#117stuffed pocketwatch2
#84sugarplum ration4
#112sundae ration1
#82suspicious-looking fedora1
#55swirling mushroom wine1
🥈talking spade1
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#536thistle wine1
#105time residue1
#41time shuriken1
#100tiny black hole1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#27tiny glowing red nose1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#181tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear23
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#508tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type5
#193tiny plastic Beebee King12
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#218tiny plastic Bugbear Captain5
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#435tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter10
#4914tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#268tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel9
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#202tiny plastic Father McGruber20
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#333tiny plastic Gary Claybender3
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#241tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist18
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2771tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#2793tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#214tiny plastic Lord Flameface5
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#235tiny plastic Norville Rogers18
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#204tiny plastic Queen Bee11
#221tiny plastic Rene C. Corman5
#310tiny plastic Scott the Miner14
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1520tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#274tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer9
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#4841tiny plastic angry goat3
#184tiny plastic angry space marine23
#1742tiny plastic anime smiley4
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#223tiny plastic batbugbear18
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#302tiny plastic bee swarm14
#240tiny plastic beebee gunners18
#286tiny plastic beebee queue15
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#321tiny plastic black ops bugbear14
#233tiny plastic blazing bat18
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#2850tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#245tiny plastic bugaboo18
#323tiny plastic buzzerker13
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#214tiny plastic cavebugbear20
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#235tiny plastic fire servant10
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1713tiny plastic fruit golem4
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#251tiny plastic golden gundam3
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#276tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear15
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#1238tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#391tiny plastic moneybee11
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#181tiny plastic mumblebee22
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#307tiny plastic peacannon8
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1735tiny plastic smarmy pirate4
#417tiny plastic spiderbugbear6
#2144tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#168tiny plastic the Free Man13
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2788tiny plastic zmobie2
#48training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique1
#232transporter transponder1
#48trick coin3
#172twitching time capsule1
#155unflavored wine cooler1
#76very fancy whiskey1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#168warbear metalworking primer7
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#381warbear requisition box1
#252warehouse key1
#29wet tack2
#32whale cerebrospinal fluid26
#13whalegun4
#248whiskey in a broken glass1
#15white arm towel2
#36wooly loincloth1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#32yabba dabba doo rag1

Wow, that's 4,807 items total!

what items are this player missing?