| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #439 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #15 | Charleston shoes | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 8 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #736 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 4 |
| #99 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 4 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 9 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 60 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 93 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 6 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #21 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 73 |
| #1890 | Crimbuck | 58 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #39 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Army machine parts | 30 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 6 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #4 | Elf Guard broom | 10 |
| #14 | Elf Guard clipboard | 3 |
| #25 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 12 |
| #4 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 122 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #21 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 5 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 4 |
| #21 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 14 |
| #21 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 3 |
| #24 | Elf Guard safety bear | 6 |
| #20 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #9 | Elf Guard strategic map | 8 |
| #17 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 5 |
| #113 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 6 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #4 | FantasyRealm tattoo kit | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #162 | Instant Karma | 70 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #56 | Iron Beta of Industry | 164 |
| #9 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #75 | Jamaican coffee | 4 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #45 | Kelflar vest | 5 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #6 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 159 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #5 | Left-Hand Man action figure | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #35 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #8 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 5 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin darkbook | 4 |
| #17 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 7 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #42 | My First Art of War | 19 |
| #32 | My First Paycheck envelope | 2 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #610 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #238 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #211 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #86 | Red Roger's reliquary | 8 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #81 | Summer Nights | 9 |
| #39 | Swedish coffee | 3 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #28 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 5 |
| #120 | Tales from the Fireside | 7 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #16 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 8 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #537 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 13 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #379 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #894 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 143 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #14 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 2 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #37 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 9 |
| #72 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #76 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #71 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #131 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #10 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7 | automatic wine thief | 3 |
| #45 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #36 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #31 | blood-red mushroom wine | 3 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #540 | bottle of goofballs | 48 |
| #68 | bottle of sea wine | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #1405 | box of sunshine | 129 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 22 |
| #16 | bulky free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #27 | bundle of firewood | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #45 | candied lime | 4 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #26 | candy harmonica | 9 |
| #29 | cannonbomb | 27 |
| #33 | canteen of eggnog | 3 |
| #27 | chest of "pirate gold" | 3 |
| #11 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #19 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #100 | corned beet | 4 |
| #35 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #36 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #34 | daily dungeon malware | 1 |
| #20 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 11 |
| #38 | dead guy's watch | 469 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #43 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #231 | digital key lime pie | 3 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #441 | donated booze | 5 |
| #335 | donated candy | 18 |
| #494 | donated food | 2 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1304 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #183 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 15 |
| #69 | ert grey goo ring | 13 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #62 | flask of egggrog | 3 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #29 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 4 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #17 | giant free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #93 | gift card | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread nylons | 4 |
| #56 | gingerbread pirate | 4 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #35 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #38 | gold skull ring | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #19 | grog nuts | 36 |
| #33 | gunwale | 1 |
| #7 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #258 | guy made of bee pollen | 12 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #153 | handful of confetti | 191 |
| #95 | hard cocoa | 1 |
| #29 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #378 | heart of the volcano | 19 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #9 | high-end ginger wine | 9 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #70 | hot wine | 3 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #22 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #40 | imported lemon lozenge | 2 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #67 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #168 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #20 | meat st‰¿bing club | 228 |
| #72 | military-grade peppermint oil | 9 |
| #15 | mini kiwi digitized cookies | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #11 | missing semicolon | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #41 | mulled wine | 3 |
| #220 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| 🥇 | newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #14 | officer's nog | 106 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #18 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 33 |
| #20 | old-school pirate grog | 22 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #44 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #51 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #4 | peppermint bomb | 130 |
| 🥇 | peppermint syrup | 39 |
| #41 | pet anchor | 6 |
| #117 | pickled bread | 3 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #41 | piece of driftwood | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #19 | plump free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #114 | pocket wish | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #14 | portable Spacegate | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #89 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #119 | powdered powdered sugar | 5 |
| #74 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #46 | prescription teeth whitener | 2 |
| #35 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| #13 | prohie's hat | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #22 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #105 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #11 | rare oboe | 2 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #57 | red coin | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #15 | replica Elf Guard medal | 3 |
| #40 | residual chitin paste | 2 |
| #16 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #76 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 4 |
| #78 | salmagumdi | 2 |
| #40 | salted mutton | 7 |
| #238 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #10 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 28 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #25 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 3 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #12 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #26 | shipwright's hammer | 17 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #27 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #51 | smooth mushroom wine | 1 |
| #17 | snow machine | 1 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
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| #93 | solid gold bowling ball | 180 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed "L" | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #33 | stuffed kraken | 5 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #84 | sugarplum ration | 4 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #55 | swirling mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 23 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #218 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 5 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 9 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 20 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 18 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #235 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 18 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #204 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 11 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #310 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 14 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 9 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #184 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 23 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #223 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 18 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 14 |
| #240 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 18 |
| #286 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 15 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #321 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 14 |
| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #245 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 18 |
| #323 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 13 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 20 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #235 | tiny plastic fire servant | 10 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #251 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 3 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #276 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 15 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #391 | tiny plastic moneybee | 11 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 22 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #307 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #417 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 6 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 13 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #232 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #48 | trick coin | 3 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #155 | unflavored wine cooler | 1 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #168 | warbear metalworking primer | 7 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #29 | wet tack | 2 |
| #32 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 26 |
| #13 | whalegun | 4 |
| #248 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |