| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #263 | Crimbo Credit | 30 |
| #519 | Crimbo candied pecan | 20 |
| #717 | Crimbo fudge | 12 |
| #439 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 24 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 59 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 13 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 4 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 4 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 3 |
| #213 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 15 |
| #146 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 3 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 29 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #184 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 19 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 5 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 10 |
| #160 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 24 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 6 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 13 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1136 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #488 | bone chips | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #185 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1117 | canteen of wine | 12 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #829 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1026 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #413 | elven cellocello | 33 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #355 | elven suicide capsule | 35 |
| #53 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 233 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #68 | flask of mining oil | 108 |
| #68 | flask of tainted mining oil | 193 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #139 | gamma nog | 4 |
| #1726 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2448 | golden ring | 10 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #170 | high-energy mining laser | 7 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #12 | mime army wine | 39 |
| #54 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #352 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #908 | monomolecular yo-yo | 31 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #740 | mummy costume | 6 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #18 | neg grog | 3 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #87 | pair of ragged claws | 4 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #649 | paperclip | 40 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #49 | parasitic claw | 4 |
| #25 | parasitic headgnawer | 4 |
| #22 | parasitic strangleworm | 4 |
| #21 | parasitic tentacles | 4 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #185 | peppermint tailings | 105 |
| #85 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #347 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #146 | radiation-resistant helmet | 10 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #1539 | rogue swarmer | 39 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1877 | sawblade fragment | 28 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #160 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 95 |
| #200 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 76 |
| #216 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 84 |
| #188 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 95 |
| #167 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 85 |
| #189 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 81 |
| #183 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 6 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #935 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #224 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 85 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #785 | unstable DNA | 57 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |