Master Bates

RankItemQuantity
#1901-ball38
#1602-ball46
#1823-ball41
#1754-ball43
#1745-ball40
#2016-ball33
#1627-ball51
#1678-ball235
#2969-ball3
#9Acqua Del Piatto Merlot1
#6Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#688Angry Farmer candy88
#71Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#49BRICKO bat1
#320BRICKO brick88
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#47BRICKO elephant1
#356BRICKO eye brick8
#70BRICKO hat1
#33BRICKO octopus1
#60BRICKO ooze1
#49BRICKO oyster1
#64BRICKO pants1
#112BRICKO pearl1
#33BRICKO pyramid1
#39BRICKO python1
#62BRICKO sword1
#15BRICKO trunk8
#62BRICKO turtle1
#126Baron von Ratsworth's money clip4
#631Baron von Ratsworth's monocle19
#382Baron von Ratsworth's tophat6
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#231Blackfly Chardonnay18
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1262Bonerdagon necklace6
#337Boss Bat bling10
#1414Boss Bat britches7
#117Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air18
#156Bulky Buddy Box18
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#100Cloaca grenade145
#54Cloaca-Cola864
#77Cloaca-Cola c-rations42
#157Cloaca-Cola fatigues16
#338Cloaca-Cola helmet7
#55Cloaca-Cola knapsack79
#308Cloaca-Cola shield8
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1211Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#11Crimbo sword1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#887Crown of the Goblin King28
#6Dark Jill-O-Lantern1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#314Deactivated O. A. F.2
#23Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir888
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#114Dolphin King's crown37
#90Dr. Hobo's scalpel37
#95Dyspepsi grenade129
#108Dyspepsi-Cola752
#98Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations27
#62Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues27
#72Dyspepsi-Cola helmet24
#44Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack99
#278Dyspepsi-Cola shield8
#581Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#9El Vibrato Megadrone3
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#4Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel1
#265Glass Balls of the Goblin King9
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#10Grimacite Bock8
#68Happy Birthday, Claude! cake89
#613Hell ramen1
#209Inndya trading card1
#44Jekyllin hide belt1
#39Junior Adventurer's kit1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#94Libram of BRICKOs1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#83Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#116Mad Train wine995
#459MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech18
#6Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir1
#44March hat1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#100Mob Penguin cellular phone210
#119Mob Penguin protection contract88
#231Morbidda trading card1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
🥈Mr. Balloon88
#23Mr. Eh?1
#97Mr. Mediocrebar888
#35Ms. Accessory1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#5Otorian Battle Scar1
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#149Retenez L'Herbe Paté11
#204Roo trading card1
#210Serenity trading card1
#140Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#9Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#270Supernova Champagne18
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#207The Snake trading card1
#215Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#61Time Juice8
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#70Travoltan trousers1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#10Uovo Marcio Shiraz1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#399Valentine88
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
🥈Warehouse 23 bling1
#4Warehouse 23 crate1
#227Woldo trading card1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#204anniversary balloon7
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#769aspirin1
#82astral badger1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#465astronaut pants18
#185baby cuddlefish1
#191baby killer bee49
#312baconstone25
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#132bad penguin egg1
#1319badass belt42
#354ball18
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#51balloon monkey38
🥉bamboo bokuto888
#209barrrnacle72
#59basic meat foon1
#151basic meat spork1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1289battered Crimbo Crate3
#1063bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#454bilge wine18
#639black paisley oyster egg8
#21black pixel3,382
#586black plastic oyster egg8
#602black polka-dot oyster egg8
#197black snowcone19
#659black striped oyster egg8
#3303blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#274blood flower37
#475blue paisley oyster egg8
#24blue pixel12,675
#594blue plastic oyster egg8
#536blue polka-dot oyster egg8
#580blue striped oyster egg8
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#114borg sock monkey18
#32bottle of Pinot Renoir88
#212bottle of goofballs103
#265bottle of realpagne1
#140bottle of single-barrel whiskey8
#95bottled green pixie1
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#819box of sunshine343
#934brick34
#84broken cellular phone88
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#286buckyball18
#89burrowgrub hive2
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#213can of fake snow2
#4787candy cane1
#3830candy stake1
#738canteen of wine30
#222cardboard katana2
#52cardboard wakizashi93
#663cheap elven gloves6
#33cheap toaster42
#54chopsticks114
#429chrome staff1
#61class five ecto-larva1
#45clockwork maid6
#254cocoa egg51
#777cold ninja mask1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#9comfy blanket2
#91container of Spooky Putty1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#93cyborg doll18
#41cyborg stompin' boot18
#1025daisy1
#58dandy lion cub1
#26deactivated MicroMechaMech10
#262deck of tropical cards2
#9deflated inflatable dodecapede1
#158demonskin trousers1
#505dense meat stack88
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1149designer handbag1
#302doll house18
#458dollhive18
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#30doppelshifter egg1
#323drywall axe41
#110duck-on-a-string18
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#110dusty bottle of Marsala188
#126dusty bottle of Merlot188
#126dusty bottle of Muscat188
#123dusty bottle of Pinot Noir188
#135dusty bottle of Port188
#115dusty bottle of Zinfandel188
#601easter egg balloon40
#2834eggnog1
#1088elven limbos gingerbread8
#875elven moonshine9
#971elven socks3
#194elven whittling knife1
#38empty blowgun88
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#175evil teddy bear88
#17exotic parrot egg3
#29extra-heavy BRICKO brick1
#3836fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#438fancy chocolate7
#650fancy dress ball18
#48fertilized ghuol egg14
#431festive holiday hat10
#19fez of etymology25
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#12fine wine8,878
#324fire18
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#76floaty stone sphere1
#101fortune cookie88
#81frigid mote9
#76frigid ninja stars783
#326frozen Mob Penguin4
#32frozen nunchaku134
#3426fruitcake1
#32fuzzy dice45
#41ghost pickle on a stick25
#1275giant discarded bottlecap2
#266giant discarded plastic fork35
#828giant discarded torn-up glove4
#2128giant pinky ring2
#3938gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#64goat41
#94golden ring188
🥇gr8ps8,888
#729gray bow tie8
#8green pixel27,851
#169green-frosted astral cupcake8
#19grouper fangirl3
#518grue egg50
#231guy made of bee pollen14
#162gyroscope18
#150haiku katana1
#16hair spray8,888
#290hamethyst27
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#10helmet turtle46,880
#12hippy herbal tea2,158
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#22hovering sombrero18
#144ice-cold Sir Schlitz1,776
#65iceberglet1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#10icy-hot katana869
#53immense cyborg hand28
#167incredibly creepy marionette18
#71infant sandworm1
#570irradiated candy cane7
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#8jitterbug larva1
#150killer rag doll18
#80killing feather188
#400kite18
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#1110knuckle sandwich8
#75laser-broiled pear88
#426lavender paisley oyster egg8
#492lavender plastic oyster egg8
#359lavender polka-dot oyster egg8
#288lavender striped oyster egg8
#43leprechaun hatchling14
#1209lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#105little box of fireworks1
#141llama lama cria1
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#567lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#12lucky Tam O'Shanter1
#173mad scientist's sock monkey18
#23maple leaf104
#58marionette18
#29marionette collective18
#363mauve paisley oyster egg8
#468mauve plastic oyster egg8
#400mauve polka-dot oyster egg8
#524mauve striped oyster egg8
#200meat paste888
#119meat stack888
#41meaty helmet turtle5
#22miniature gravy-covered maypole1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#61misshapen animal skeleton2
#1082monomolecular yo-yo18
#14mosquito larva2
#40moveable feast1
#436mummy costume13
#77mushroom fermenting solution88
#32mutant cactus bud1
#30mutant fire ant egg1
#31mutant gila monster egg1
#266mylar scout drone18
#684nanite-infested candy cane18
#243nanite-infested eggnog18
#232nanite-infested fruitcake18
#221nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear18
#80naughty origami kit1
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#12nervous tick egg1
#40ninja mop65
#42ninja pirate zombie robot2
#291off-white paisley oyster egg8
#606off-white plastic oyster egg8
#405off-white polka-dot oyster egg8
#389off-white striped oyster egg8
#6one million meat pancakes1
#2436oozenog1
#35organ grinder1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#4orphan baby yeti1
#82oversized fish scaler28
#1889oyster basket1
#133packet of mayfly bait1
#158pail83
#196pair of ragged claws2
#92pants of the Slug Lord38
#21papaya5,113
#142parasitic claw2
#75parasitic headgnawer2
#77parasitic strangleworm2
#67parasitic tentacles2
#9passed-out psychedelic bear1
#760patent leather shoes7
#823penguin thesaurus7
#12personal raindrop1
#81pet rock88
#104petrified time4
#340petrified wood25
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#396picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#82pilgrim shield1
#15pixellated candy heart2,437
#234plastic passion fruit8
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#47polyalloy shield28
#406porquoise19
#272porquoise bracelet1
#80porquoise eyebrow ring2
#95porquoise necklace3
#251porquoise ring1
#822portable corkscrew8
#305possessed top18
#65potato sprout23
#55pregnant gloomy black mushroom3
#104pregnant mushroom4
#23pregnant oily golden mushroom7
#213prehistoric spear18
#321psycho sweater1
#324puce paisley oyster egg8
#464puce plastic oyster egg8
#489puce polka-dot oyster egg8
#318puce striped oyster egg8
#66pulled porquoise earring1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#92pulled porquoise ring1
#594pumpkinhead mask10
#24pygmy bugbear shaman1
#48questionable taco11
#225raffle prize box1
#107rag doll18
#478razor-tipped yo-yo18
#973really dense meat stack5
#414red paisley oyster egg8
#19red pixel2,364
#599red plastic oyster egg8
#432red polka-dot oyster egg8
#365red striped oyster egg8
#145rewinged stab bat7
#184rib of the Bonerdagon9
#40rice bowl64
#64ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon40
#1652rigid carapace1
#57roboduck-on-a-string18
#281robotronic egg88
#119rogue swarmer188
#10rose-colored glasses1
#2224rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2124rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#74sabre-toothed lime cub30
#1702sandwich of the gods2
#115sane hatrack1
#98sawblade fragment188
#22scary death orb8
#210set of jacks1
#21severed rocking horse head18
#600shiny ring42
#14siesta-ing Casagnova gnome1
🥉silk garter snake1
#482silver shrimp fork3
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#81sleeping snowy owl58
#110small leather glove10
#140sock monkey18
#714soft green echo eyedrop antidote88
#83solid baconstone earring1
#78solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#1829solid gold bowling ball4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#492spooky bark22
#148spooky bicycle chain13
#156spooky cosmetics bag13
#3326spooky eggnog1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#468spooky pirate skeleton2
#140spooky rattling cigar box1
#348spooky sap25
#80spooky stuffing88
#64squamous polyp1
#229stick-on-a-string18
#70stinky cheese ball1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#135stone of eXtreme power88
#2491stuffed Cheshire bitten19
#4242stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech9
#39stuffed Mob Penguin8
#342stuffed alien blob18
#2525stuffed angry cow19
#2544stuffed astral badger19
#3404stuffed baby gravy fairy13
#504stuffed can of asparagus8
#4482stuffed cocoabo8
#143stuffed dodecapede88
#383stuffed doppelshifter38
#3608stuffed flaming gravy fairy12
#2218stuffed frozen gravy fairy23
#233stuffed ghuol whelp8
#1012stuffed gray blob18
#3418stuffed hand turkey13
#3374stuffed mind flayer13
#592stuffed ninja snowman8
#23stuffed sabre-toothed lime8
#4626stuffed scary death orb8
#3049stuffed sleazy gravy fairy15
#4146stuffed snowy owl9
#2921stuffed spooky gravy fairy16
#1050stuffed spooky mushroom8
#70stuffed stab bat8
#2255stuffed stinky gravy fairy22
#3057stuffed undead elbow macaroni15
#42stuffed yeti8
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#205stuffed zmobie8
#96stuffing88
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#29suntan lotion of moxiousness888
#59suspicious stocking1
#11sweet ninja sword8,888
#38sweet nutcracker1
#171synthetic stuffing88
#1211tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#322tasket1
#60teddy bear88
#510teddy borg18
#79teeny-tiny ninja stars11
#220third-hand nunchaku1
🥇time sleigh1
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#72tiny ninja sword15
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#1484tiny plastic Axe Wound5
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#1227tiny plastic Black Knight6
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3076tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#743tiny plastic Cheshire bat23
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#997tiny plastic Crimbo elf10
#1164tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer8
#420tiny plastic Crimbo wreath8
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#156tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram7
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3120tiny plastic Felonia1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#1487tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#2162tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#1766tiny plastic Hellion4
#1758tiny plastic Iiti Kitty4
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3073tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1757tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter4
#1473tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#1250tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist6
#1452tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2118tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#1768tiny plastic Protagonist4
#151tiny plastic Scream Queen7
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#405tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo8
#2157tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#4540tiny plastic accordion thief1
#183tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll7
#1800tiny plastic angry bugbear4
#173tiny plastic angry goat83
#2810tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2159tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2136tiny plastic astronomer3
#178tiny plastic baby gravy fairy80
#410tiny plastic barrrnacle38
#1213tiny plastic beanbat6
#4474tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#185tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball76
#1780tiny plastic blooper4
#2850tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#1752tiny plastic briefcase bat4
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#218tiny plastic cocoabo64
#555tiny plastic coffee pixie29
#3173tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#1242tiny plastic cubist bull6
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#1822tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1756tiny plastic drunk goat4
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1789tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#2150tiny plastic fruit golem3
#1075tiny plastic fuzzy dice17
#375tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick40
#160tiny plastic ghuol whelp88
#1431tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#195tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire7
#1475tiny plastic goth giant5
#50tiny plastic grue264
#2793tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#189tiny plastic howling balloon monkey75
#323tiny plastic killer bee46
#2182tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#847tiny plastic leprechaun21
#166tiny plastic levitating potato81
#1758tiny plastic lobsterfrogman4
#278tiny plastic mosquito53
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#2600tiny plastic pastamancer2
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#504tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime33
#2641tiny plastic sauceror2
#1779tiny plastic scary clown4
#1765tiny plastic seal clubber3
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#157tiny plastic skeletal reindeer7
#2159tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#3836tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#154tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton91
#1463tiny plastic spooky vampire5
#385tiny plastic stab bat40
#184tiny plastic star starfish72
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#941tiny plastic sweet nutcracker10
#3859tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#1829tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1766tiny plastic zmobie4
#265tisket1
#11toast711,799
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#104toothsome rock88
#246top18
#565tortoise's blessing2
#715towel11
#499toy crazy train18
#60toy deathbot18
#437toy jet pack18
#53toy maglev monorail18
#407toy mercenary18
#516toy ray gun18
#83toy soldier18
#483toy space helmet18
#86toy train18
#193tree skirt2
#1164tree-eating kite18
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#253tropical paperweight2
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#1649twitching claw1
#19unemployed hunchbacked minion1
#8uniclops egg1
#2305unstable DNA1
#75unstable laser battery188
#20unwound clockwork grapefruit10
#22unwound cymbal-playing monkey1
#536vampire duck-on-a-string18
#1286vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#92vibrating cyborg knife28
#24wax lips1
#25wedge of gray cheese2
#200wheel18
#14white pixel12,778
#1017wind-up chattering teeth23
#69wizard action figure1
#386wolfman mask16
#5wrapping paper1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#342yellow paisley oyster egg8
#765yellow plastic oyster egg8
#281yellow polka-dot oyster egg8
#317yellow striped oyster egg8
#524yo18
#1035yo-yo18
#125yuletide troll chrysalis1
#150zombie pineal gland26

Wow, that's 886,410 items total!

what items are this player missing?