Museum :: Master Bates

Master Bates

Rank	Item	Quantity
#191	1-ball	38
#159	2-ball	46
#182	3-ball	41
#176	4-ball	43
#174	5-ball	40
#201	6-ball	33
#162	7-ball	51
#165	8-ball	235
#296	9-ball	3
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#685	Angry Farmer candy	88
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#321	BRICKO brick	88
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#355	BRICKO eye brick	8
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#15	BRICKO trunk	8
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#635	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	19
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#231	Blackfly Chardonnay	18
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1261	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#1417	Boss Bat britches	7
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#156	Bulky Buddy Box	18
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#102	Cloaca grenade	145
#55	Cloaca-Cola	864
#77	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	42
#158	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	16
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#54	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	79
#309	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#6	Dark Jill-O-Lantern	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#23	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	888
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#114	Dolphin King's crown	37
#90	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	37
#95	Dyspepsi grenade	129
#107	Dyspepsi-Cola	752
#97	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	27
#62	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	27
#72	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	24
#44	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	99
#278	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#9	El Vibrato Megadrone	3
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#4	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1
#265	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#10	Grimacite Bock	8
#68	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	89
#613	Hell ramen	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#116	Mad Train wine	995
#459	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	18
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#44	March hat	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#99	Mob Penguin cellular phone	210
#119	Mob Penguin protection contract	88
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
🥈	Mr. Balloon	88
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#97	Mr. Mediocrebar	888
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#5	Otorian Battle Scar	1
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#149	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	11
#204	Roo trading card	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#9	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#270	Supernova Champagne	18
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#10	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#400	Valentine	88
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
🥈	Warehouse 23 bling	1
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#204	anniversary balloon	7
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#465	astronaut pants	18
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#192	baby killer bee	49
#312	baconstone	25
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#1319	badass belt	42
#353	ball	18
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#51	balloon monkey	38
🥉	bamboo bokuto	888
#208	barrrnacle	72
#59	basic meat foon	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1291	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#455	bilge wine	18
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#20	black pixel	3,382
#586	black plastic oyster egg	8
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#197	black snowcone	19
#659	black striped oyster egg	8
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#274	blood flower	37
#475	blue paisley oyster egg	8
#23	blue pixel	12,675
#594	blue plastic oyster egg	8
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#580	blue striped oyster egg	8
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#114	borg sock monkey	18
#32	bottle of Pinot Renoir	88
#212	bottle of goofballs	103
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#140	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	8
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#821	box of sunshine	343
#935	brick	34
#84	broken cellular phone	88
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#285	buckyball	18
#89	burrowgrub hive	2
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#212	can of fake snow	2
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#738	canteen of wine	30
#221	cardboard katana	2
#52	cardboard wakizashi	93
#663	cheap elven gloves	6
#33	cheap toaster	42
#54	chopsticks	114
#429	chrome staff	1
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#45	clockwork maid	6
#254	cocoa egg	51
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#9	comfy blanket	2
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
#93	cyborg doll	18
#41	cyborg stompin' boot	18
#1025	daisy	1
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#26	deactivated MicroMechaMech	10
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#9	deflated inflatable dodecapede	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#503	dense meat stack	88
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#302	doll house	18
#458	dollhive	18
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#323	drywall axe	41
#110	duck-on-a-string	18
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#110	dusty bottle of Marsala	188
#126	dusty bottle of Merlot	188
#127	dusty bottle of Muscat	188
#123	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	188
#135	dusty bottle of Port	188
#115	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	188
#600	easter egg balloon	40
#2833	eggnog	1
#1088	elven limbos gingerbread	8
#875	elven moonshine	9
#971	elven socks	3
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#38	empty blowgun	88
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#175	evil teddy bear	88
#17	exotic parrot egg	3
#29	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#438	fancy chocolate	7
#650	fancy dress ball	18
#48	fertilized ghuol egg	14
#431	festive holiday hat	10
#19	fez of etymology	25
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#12	fine wine	8,878
#327	fire	18
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#101	fortune cookie	88
#81	frigid mote	9
#75	frigid ninja stars	783
#325	frozen Mob Penguin	4
#32	frozen nunchaku	134
#3426	fruitcake	1
#32	fuzzy dice	45
#41	ghost pickle on a stick	25
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#266	giant discarded plastic fork	35
#828	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#65	goat	41
#93	golden ring	188
🥇	gr8ps	8,888
#728	gray bow tie	8
#8	green pixel	27,851
#169	green-frosted astral cupcake	8
#18	grouper fangirl	3
#517	grue egg	50
#231	guy made of bee pollen	14
#161	gyroscope	18
#150	haiku katana	1
#15	hair spray	8,888
#290	hamethyst	27
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#10	helmet turtle	46,880
#12	hippy herbal tea	2,158
#68	homeless hobo spirit	1
#22	hovering sombrero	18
#144	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,776
#64	iceberglet	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#10	icy-hot katana	869
#53	immense cyborg hand	28
#167	incredibly creepy marionette	18
#71	infant sandworm	1
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#1194	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#85	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
#8	jitterbug larva	1
#150	killer rag doll	18
#79	killing feather	188
#400	kite	18
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#1110	knuckle sandwich	8
#75	laser-broiled pear	88
#426	lavender paisley oyster egg	8
#492	lavender plastic oyster egg	8
#359	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	8
#288	lavender striped oyster egg	8
#43	leprechaun hatchling	14
#1210	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
#105	little box of fireworks	1
#141	llama lama cria	1
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#173	mad scientist's sock monkey	18
#23	maple leaf	104
#58	marionette	18
#29	marionette collective	18
#363	mauve paisley oyster egg	8
#468	mauve plastic oyster egg	8
#400	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	8
#524	mauve striped oyster egg	8
#201	meat paste	888
#120	meat stack	888
#41	meaty helmet turtle	5
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#61	misshapen animal skeleton	2
#1082	monomolecular yo-yo	18
#14	mosquito larva	2
#40	moveable feast	1
#436	mummy costume	13
#77	mushroom fermenting solution	88
#32	mutant cactus bud	1
#30	mutant fire ant egg	1
#31	mutant gila monster egg	1
#266	mylar scout drone	18
#685	nanite-infested candy cane	18
#243	nanite-infested eggnog	18
#233	nanite-infested fruitcake	18
#222	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	18
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
#12	nervous tick egg	1
#40	ninja mop	65
#42	ninja pirate zombie robot	2
#291	off-white paisley oyster egg	8
#606	off-white plastic oyster egg	8
#405	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	8
#389	off-white striped oyster egg	8
#6	one million meat pancakes	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#34	organ grinder	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#4	orphan baby yeti	1
#82	oversized fish scaler	28
#1890	oyster basket	1
#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
#159	pail	83
#196	pair of ragged claws	2
#92	pants of the Slug Lord	38
#21	papaya	5,113
#142	parasitic claw	2
#75	parasitic headgnawer	2
#76	parasitic strangleworm	2
#67	parasitic tentacles	2
#9	passed-out psychedelic bear	1
#759	patent leather shoes	7
#823	penguin thesaurus	7
#12	personal raindrop	1
#81	pet rock	88
#104	petrified time	4
#339	petrified wood	25
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#15	pixellated candy heart	2,437
#236	plastic passion fruit	8
#95	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#47	polyalloy shield	28
#406	porquoise	19
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#80	porquoise eyebrow ring	2
#95	porquoise necklace	3
#251	porquoise ring	1
#822	portable corkscrew	8
#305	possessed top	18
#65	potato sprout	23
#55	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	3
#104	pregnant mushroom	4
#23	pregnant oily golden mushroom	7
#213	prehistoric spear	18
#321	psycho sweater	1
#324	puce paisley oyster egg	8
#464	puce plastic oyster egg	8
#489	puce polka-dot oyster egg	8
#318	puce striped oyster egg	8
#66	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#93	pulled porquoise ring	1
#593	pumpkinhead mask	10
#24	pygmy bugbear shaman	1
#48	questionable taco	11
#227	raffle prize box	1
#107	rag doll	18
#477	razor-tipped yo-yo	18
#973	really dense meat stack	5
#414	red paisley oyster egg	8
#18	red pixel	2,364
#599	red plastic oyster egg	8
#432	red polka-dot oyster egg	8
#365	red striped oyster egg	8
#145	rewinged stab bat	7
#183	rib of the Bonerdagon	9
#40	rice bowl	64
#64	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	40
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#57	roboduck-on-a-string	18
#281	robotronic egg	88
#119	rogue swarmer	188
#10	rose-colored glasses	1
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#2126	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#74	sabre-toothed lime cub	30
#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
#115	sane hatrack	1
#98	sawblade fragment	188
#22	scary death orb	8
#210	set of jacks	1
#21	severed rocking horse head	18
#600	shiny ring	42
#14	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	1
🥉	silk garter snake	1
#482	silver shrimp fork	3
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#81	sleeping snowy owl	58
#110	small leather glove	10
#140	sock monkey	18
#713	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	88
#83	solid baconstone earring	1
#79	solid baconstone necklace	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#1829	solid gold bowling ball	4
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#492	spooky bark	22
#148	spooky bicycle chain	13
#155	spooky cosmetics bag	13
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#468	spooky pirate skeleton	2
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
#348	spooky sap	25
#80	spooky stuffing	88
#63	squamous polyp	1
#229	stick-on-a-string	18
#70	stinky cheese ball	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#135	stone of eXtreme power	88
#2492	stuffed Cheshire bitten	19
#4247	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	9
#39	stuffed Mob Penguin	8
#342	stuffed alien blob	18
#2527	stuffed angry cow	19
#2546	stuffed astral badger	19
#3404	stuffed baby gravy fairy	13
#504	stuffed can of asparagus	8
#4485	stuffed cocoabo	8
#143	stuffed dodecapede	88
#383	stuffed doppelshifter	38
#3612	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	12
#2219	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	23
#233	stuffed ghuol whelp	8
#1012	stuffed gray blob	18
#3418	stuffed hand turkey	13
#3374	stuffed mind flayer	13
#592	stuffed ninja snowman	8
#23	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	8
#4626	stuffed scary death orb	8
#3050	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	15
#4146	stuffed snowy owl	9
#2921	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	16
#1049	stuffed spooky mushroom	8
#70	stuffed stab bat	8
#2255	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	22
#3058	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	15
#42	stuffed yeti	8
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#205	stuffed zmobie	8
#96	stuffing	88
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#29	suntan lotion of moxiousness	888
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#11	sweet ninja sword	8,888
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
#171	synthetic stuffing	88
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#322	tasket	1
#60	teddy bear	88
#510	teddy borg	18
#79	teeny-tiny ninja stars	11
#220	third-hand nunchaku	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#72	tiny ninja sword	15
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1258	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	6
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#1228	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#744	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	23
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#998	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	10
#1164	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	8
#420	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	8
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#156	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	7
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#2168	tiny plastic G Imp	3
#1488	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	5
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#1759	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	4
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#1453	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#1769	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
#151	tiny plastic Scream Queen	7
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#2135	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2150	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
#405	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	8
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#183	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	7
#1800	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
#173	tiny plastic angry goat	83
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#2160	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
#2138	tiny plastic astronomer	3
#178	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	80
#410	tiny plastic barrrnacle	38
#1213	tiny plastic beanbat	6
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#185	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	76
#1780	tiny plastic blooper	4
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#1753	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#218	tiny plastic cocoabo	64
#555	tiny plastic coffee pixie	29
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1242	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#2188	tiny plastic demoninja	3
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#1758	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#2760	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
#2829	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	2
#1790	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#1076	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	17
#376	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	40
#160	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	88
#1432	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#195	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	7
#1475	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#50	tiny plastic grue	264
#2795	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#2707	tiny plastic hermit	2
#189	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	75
#324	tiny plastic killer bee	46
#2184	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#849	tiny plastic leprechaun	21
#166	tiny plastic levitating potato	81
#1757	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#278	tiny plastic mosquito	53
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#2601	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#505	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	33
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#154	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	91
#1464	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#386	tiny plastic stab bat	40
#184	tiny plastic star starfish	72
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#941	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#1074	tiny plastic warwelf	7
#2700	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#265	tisket	1
#11	toast	711,799
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#104	toothsome rock	88
#246	top	18
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#715	towel	11
#499	toy crazy train	18
#60	toy deathbot	18
#437	toy jet pack	18
#53	toy maglev monorail	18
#407	toy mercenary	18
#516	toy ray gun	18
#83	toy soldier	18
#483	toy space helmet	18
#86	toy train	18
#193	tree skirt	2
#1164	tree-eating kite	18
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#253	tropical paperweight	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#8	uniclops egg	1
#2304	unstable DNA	1
#75	unstable laser battery	188
#20	unwound clockwork grapefruit	10
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#536	vampire duck-on-a-string	18
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#92	vibrating cyborg knife	28
#24	wax lips	1
#25	wedge of gray cheese	2
#200	wheel	18
#13	white pixel	12,778
#1016	wind-up chattering teeth	23
#69	wizard action figure	1
#386	wolfman mask	16
#5	wrapping paper	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#342	yellow paisley oyster egg	8
#765	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#317	yellow striped oyster egg	8
#524	yo	18
#1034	yo-yo	18
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#150	zombie pineal gland	26

Wow, that's 886,410 items total!

what items are this player missing?