Museum :: The Cowardly Swagman

The Cowardly Swagman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#775	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#687	1-ball	5
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#1079	3-ball	2
#541	30669 scroll	10
#770	33398 scroll	8
#309	334 scroll	19
#1111	4-ball	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#784	6-ball	4
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1484	7-ball	1
#1052	8-ball	11
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#568	ASCII shirt	2
#871	Angry Farmer candy	51
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#823	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#332	Black No. 2	15
#924	Boris's ring	1
#2263	Boss Bat britches	2
#422	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	15
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#117	Cold Hots candy	133
#160	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#151	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#723	Crimboween memo	15
#2950	Crimbuck	4
#3211	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#499	Daffy Taffy	63
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#517	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#1497	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#1086	Dyspepsi-Cola	32
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#1023	Feynman gate	7
🥇	French slippers	1
#511	Gaia beads	2
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#498	Gnollish plunger	3
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#270	Hollandaise helmet	13
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#1073	Imp Ale	46
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#282	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	35
#816	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#653	Knob Goblin love potion	8
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#498	Knob Goblin pants	14
#60	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	49
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#506	Knob Goblin seltzer	12
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#672	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#891	Knob Goblin visor	1
#400	Knob sausage	7
#519	Knoll mushroom	13
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#836	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#168	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#598	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#841	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#398	Mohawk wig	19
#134	Mountain Stream soda	342
#1171	Mr. Mediocrebar	35
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#531	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#349	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#222	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#2521	Rock Pops	2
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#215	Senior Mints	38
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#734	Spam Witch sammich	12
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#12	Staff of the Grease Trap	2
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#646	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	63
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#336	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	7
#1216	Trollhouse cookies	2
#220	Tuesday's ruby	11
#61	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	66
#702	Uncle Romulus	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#161	Wint-O-Fresh mint	120
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1873	Yummy Tummy bean	47
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#800	acid-squirting flower	2
#450	acoustic guitarrr	7
#330	adder bladder	21
#318	all-purpose cleaner	15
#547	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#196	ancient Magi-Wipes	40
#252	ancient frozen dinner	9
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#149	ancient spice	22
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#231	ant agonist	13
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#684	anticheese	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#170	antique hand mirror	38
#338	antique packet of ketchup	3
#949	antique spear	1
#318	armgun	5
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#260	asbestos ore	27
#788	asparagus knife	3
#850	astronaut pants	8
#926	awful poetry journal	39
#1044	baconstone	7
#408	baconstone pendant	1
#4406	badass belt	7
#167	bag of Cheat-Os	86
#241	bag of lard	5
#201	balaclava	4
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#426	ballroom blintz	4
#778	bar skin	6
#876	barrrnacle	13
#653	baseball	3
#129	basic meat pants	1
#462	bat guano	16
#427	bat wing	25
#606	batblade	2
#492	batgut	37
#258	bazookafish bubble gum	6
#682	beach glass bead	1
#110	beefy fish meat	8
#332	beer bomb	72
#408	beer bong	3
#340	beer helmet	10
#417	beer lens	4
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#180	big bad voodoo mask	4
#314	big bass drum	2
#458	big red clown nose	11
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#56	bird rib	52
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#157	bit-o-cactus	28
#588	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#488	black forest cake	3
#458	black greaves	3
#326	black helmet	6
#289	black kettle drum	2
#214	black pepper	11
#645	black pixel	15
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#399	black shield	4
#327	black snake skin	16
#437	black sword	4
#495	black-and-blue light	65
#305	blackberry	32
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1033	bloody beer	1
#533	bloody clown pants	7
#922	blue pixel	16
#512	blue plasma ball	54
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1244	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#290	bone flute	3
#665	bone rattle	1
#483	booty chest charrrm	7
#183	booze-soaked cherry	2
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#981	bottle of tequila	6
#1356	bottle of whiskey	2
#410	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#575	bowl of cottage cheese	20
#274	box	50
#6263	box of sunshine	3
#241	boxing glove	1
#246	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	8
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#274	brick of sand	5
#646	briefcase	2
#688	broken skull	12
#353	bronze breastplate	3
#189	bronzed locust	13
#418	brown sugar cane	6
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#431	bubblewrap ore	3
#59	bubbling tempura batter	10
#863	bubbly potion	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#902	bugbear beanie	2
#788	bugbear bungguard	3
#938	bum cheek	2
#416	bunch of square grapes	5
#233	buoybottoms	3
#135	bus pass	7
#317	cactus fruit	5
#1590	can of Binarrrca	2
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#530	can of Red Minotaur	6
#354	can of Swiller	5
#956	can of spinach	1
#93	can of starch	2
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1156	candy cane	29
#3110	candy stake	2
#365	cannonball charrrm	13
#808	capacitor relay	11
#1180	carbon nanotube frame	6
#290	carbonated water lily	14
#329	cardboard katana	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#147	carob chunks	65
#682	casino pass	2
#1031	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#501	catgut	9
#238	centipede eggs	14
#1239	chaos butterfly	14
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#492	cheap studded belt	53
#1062	chef's hat	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#185	chintzy noodle ring	5
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#331	chloroform rag	7
#459	chopsticks	6
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#652	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#777	chrome ore	3
#283	chrome staff	2
#259	chunk of rock salt	10
#446	clay peace-sign bead	4
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#149	clockwork key	11
#46	clockwork staff	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#550	cloudy potion	11
#652	clown shoes	2
#816	clown skin	1
#330	cocktail napkin	10
#1055	cocoa egg	2
#704	cocoa eggshell fragment	30
#247	cog	127
#390	cold ninja mask	7
#56	collapsible baton	1
#284	communications windchimes	24
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#423	cool whip	6
#594	copper ha'penny charrrm	3
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#918	cranberries	6
#838	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#425	cream stout	3
#324	creamsicle	7
#705	crowbarrr	1
#355	cup of primitive beer	3
#299	curmudgel	2
#1246	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#259	dance card	7
#963	dark potion	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#145	deck of tropical cards	3
#538	decorative fountain	5
#380	dehydrated caviar	9
#825	demon skin	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#834	dense meat stack	9
#591	deodorant	1
#253	depantsing bomb	16
#355	desiccated apricot	13
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#596	didgeridooka	1
#288	dire fudgesicle	4
#915	dirty hobo gloves	3
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#887	disco ball	19
#878	disco mask	16
#360	disease	32
#613	disintegrating quill pen	4
#123	displaced fish	78
#1015	disturbing fanfic	33
#124	divine blowout	297
#124	divine can of silly string	329
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#369	divine champagne popper	4
#139	divine cracker	96
#116	divine noisemaker	335
#25	dolphin whistle	71
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#611	drab sonata	3
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#77	dragonfish caviar	3
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#516	dried face	4
#1978	drywall axe	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#372	dull fish scale	5
#706	dusty bottle of Marsala	8
#802	dusty bottle of Merlot	5
#534	dusty bottle of Muscat	17
#745	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	7
#614	dusty bottle of Port	13
#556	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	15
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#52	dusty left first rear claw	8
#83	dusty left seventh rib	5
#140	dusty left tenth rib	3
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#138	dusty right scapula	3
#140	dusty right second front claw	3
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#54	dusty right tenth rib	7
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#148	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	3
#188	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#157	dwarf bread	32
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#947	effervescent potion	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#631	eggnog	28
#611	elven cellocello	28
#1064	elven suicide capsule	18
#392	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	28
#352	empty meat tank	8
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#419	energy drink IV	3
#824	ennui-flavored potato chips	10
#517	enormous belt buckle	3
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#960	evil googly eye	3
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#675	eyepatch	5
#722	f3d0r4	3
#732	facsimile dictionary	12
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#779	fancy bath salts	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1136	fat stacks of cash	2
#474	ferret bait	7
#341	fetid feather	21
#303	fez of etymology	1
#306	figurine of a sleek seal	8
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#775	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#602	filthy pestle	1
#394	filthy poultice	5
#810	flaming crutch	2
#369	flaming feather	25
#515	flaming talons	9
#126	flange	25
#783	flaregun	3
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#768	flavored foot massage oil	3
#443	flirtatious feather	10
#268	floral print shirt	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#542	flute of flat champagne	7
#789	foam dart	2
#792	foolscap fool's cap	1
#173	frat brats	5
#248	fricasseed brains	4
#419	frightful feather	15
#621	frigid ninja stars	26
#427	frilly shirt	1
#605	frilly skirt	3
#402	frozen feather	20
#474	frozen nunchaku	4
#864	fruitcake	24
#521	funky dried mushroom	7
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1253	furry fur	4
#429	furry pants	1
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#418	gas balloon	9
#479	gauze garter	5
#183	gauze shorts	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#392	ghuol ears	30
#608	ghuol egg	16
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#426	ghuol guolash	15
#1922	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#17	giant fishhook	2
#564	giant foam finger	1
#636	giant needle	26
#318	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#974	gingerbread bugbear	22
#2304	gingerbread horror	3
#307	gingerbread house	2
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#103	glistening fish meat	8
#230	glittery mascara	2
#187	glob of green slime	5
#66	glowing esca	2
#484	glowing red eye	21
#232	gnauga hide	24
#427	gnoll lips	7
#661	gnoll teeth	2
#551	goat beard	5
#364	goat cheese	51
#450	goat cheese pizza	12
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#372	gob of wet hair	36
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#692	golden ring	40
#718	goth kid t-shirt	3
#559	grapes	6
#329	grassy cutlass	2
#1029	green pixel	4
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#378	gremlin juice	4
#279	grouchy restless spirit	64
#377	grumpy old man charrrm	5
#501	hair spray	4
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#1152	hamethyst	6
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#968	handful of hand chalk	7
#98	handful of moss	96
#237	handful of sand	82
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#247	handsomeness potion	8
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#2508	heart necklace	2
#589	heavy D	50
#453	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#758	hellion cube	2
#1691	helmet turtle	2
#137	hemp string	174
#384	henna face paint	1
#1742	herbal stuffing	3
#700	herbs	7
#472	hermit permit	3
#903	herringcello	21
#604	hill of beans	12
#218	hippy bongo	3
#577	hippy protest button	1
#163	honey-dipped locust	21
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#103	hot date	170
#320	hot katana blade	48
#287	hot plate	2
#504	hot wing	90
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#1169	iGoogly	6
#274	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	719
#746	ice-cold Willer	34
#101	icicle katana	1
#456	icy katana hilt	4
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#383	imp unity ring	2
#355	infernal fife	1
#478	inkwell	4
#1060	ion grid	8
#809	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
#55	jamfish jam	11
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1454	jawbruiser	2
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#283	jungle drum	1
#352	keg shield	4
#444	kick-ass kicks	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1093	killing feather	40
#1897	kneecapping stick	1
#142	knob ka-bobs	11
#736	laser-broiled pear	12
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#1015	lead necklace	3
#504	leather chaps	3
#896	leather mask	1
#218	leathery bat skin	38
#271	leathery cat skin	34
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#343	lemon	130
#369	lihc eye	41
#904	lihc face	1
#327	limburger biker boots	1
#458	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	14
#890	line	6
#500	linoleum ore	7
#437	linoleum staff	1
#46	lion oil	57
#511	live wire	2
#1114	logic synthesizer	6
#306	long pork	4
#272	long skinny balloon	32
#913	loose teeth	17
#619	lowercase N	7
#307	lupine sword	2
#613	magical mystery juice	2
#276	magilaser blastercannon	8
#387	magnifying glass	1
#480	maiden wig	3
#78	makeshift skirt	2
#736	maple syrup	2
#317	mariachi G-string	9
#714	mariachi pants	12
#92	marine aquamarine	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#934	marzipan skull	5
#1550	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#342	meat engine	4
#614	meat vortex	25
#670	mesh cap	1
#856	metallic A	9
#938	milky potion	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#405	molotov cocktail cocktail	6
#1765	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#964	moxie weed	1
#499	mummy wrapping	16
#827	murky potion	2
#802	mushroom fermenting solution	9
#88	mylar scout drone	51
#1124	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#568	necklace chain	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#2265	obsidian dagger	4
#285	ocarina of space	6
#104	octopus's spade	2
#1825	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1476	old sweatpants	12
#441	opera mask	1
#602	original G	47
#612	oversized fish scaler	8
#481	oversized pipe	3
#725	oversized pizza cutter	2
#1115	pail	5
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#121	palm-frond net	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#274	paranormal ricotta	2
#686	pasta spoon	23
#913	patchouli incense stick	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#982	personalized coffee mug	1
#723	phat turquoise bead	2
#889	phonics down	12
#1149	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#488	pickle-flavored chewing gum	13
#454	piercing post	2
#503	pile of candy	12
#223	pile of jumping beans	17
#468	pirate pelvis	4
#518	pirate shirt	2
#290	pixel hat	1
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#821	plot hole	29
#451	pointed stick	1
#336	poison pen	5
#1721	polyalloy shield	2
#1183	pool cue	1
#1148	porquoise	5
#448	poultrygeist	1
#385	powdered organs	3
#384	pr0n legs	48
#548	prehistoric spear	7
#910	probability potion	7
#976	procrastination potion	5
#453	prosthetic forehead	3
#2035	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#295	pygmy nose-bone	2
#221	pygmy pygment	6
#279	pygmy spear	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#613	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#951	radium-flavored potato chips	6
#119	ram horns	62
#353	rat appendix	20
#488	rave whistle	1
#1080	ravioli hat	6
#499	razor-sharp can lid	18
#1080	really dense meat stack	4
#2228	red paisley oyster egg	1
#798	red pixel	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#1079	red striped oyster egg	2
#410	redrum	2
#458	reodorant	10
#141	rhinestone cowboy shirt	3
#723	ridiculously huge sword	7
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#203	rocky raccoon	100
#1223	rogue swarmer	46
#1616	roll of toilet paper	11
#2147	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#1289	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#3649	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#909	ruby W	2
#340	rum barrel charrrm	3
#848	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#494	sabre teeth	10
#521	safarrri hat	2
#744	sake bomb	1
#1192	saucepan	9
#147	savoy truffle	38
#1479	sawblade fragment	38
#441	scorpion whip	1
#1142	scroll of drastic healing	4
#1379	seal-clubbing club	3
#613	seal-skull helmet	10
#210	set of jacks	1
#326	shimmering tendrils	2
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#2571	shiny ring	2
#234	shot of rotgut	3
#309	shrinking powder	1
#893	silver shrimp fork	1
#589	silver tongue charrrm	3
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#842	skeleton bone	17
#356	skewer	19
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#1808	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#270	slimy fermented bile bladder	29
#296	small leather glove	3
#72	smoking talon	1
#941	smoky potion	1
#1120	snake	1
#295	snarling wolf shield	2
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#1121	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	9
#627	solid gold pegleg	2
#3319	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#667	spark plug earring	1
#1135	sparkler	1
#3795	spectre scepter	1
#1055	spider web	2
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#937	spooky eggnog	6
#334	spooky eyeliner	8
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1893	spooky length of string	1
#680	spooky mushroom	62
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#942	spooky stick	3
#250	spring	101
#233	sprocket	124
#854	stalk of asparagus	1
#802	star chart	3
#133	star spatula	1
#576	stick of dynamite	1
#750	stick-on eyebrow piercing	3
#1620	stolen accordion	2
#173	stone baseball cap	7
#388	stone frisbee	1
#1395	stone of eXtreme power	1
#225	string of Crimbo lights	3
#1413	stringy sinew	4
#7825	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#4532	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#5718	stuffed angry cow	5
#4577	stuffed astral badger	8
#4334	stuffed baby gravy fairy	9
#3674	stuffed cocoabo	11
#4310	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
#4953	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#1951	stuffed gray blob	4
#7027	stuffed hand turkey	3
#6294	stuffed mind flayer	4
#4333	stuffed scary death orb	9
#2259	stuffed shoulder parrot	7
#6373	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	4
#4404	stuffed snowy owl	8
#4054	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	10
#4923	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	7
#5786	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#531	stunt nuts	1
#416	styrofoam ore	3
#766	sucky decal	1
#1120	sunken chest	2
#611	super-spiky hair gel	82
#628	swashbuckling pants	4
#777	swirly potion	3
#381	taco shell	19
#621	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	9
#730	tambourine bells	1
#389	tap shoes	2
#311	tarrrnish charrrm	7
#391	tasty tart	3
#775	tattered scrap of paper	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#343	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#602	tenderizing hammer	1
#498	tequila grenade	3
#574	theoretical string	21
#1234	thin black candle	11
#380	thistle wine	4
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#179	tiny Mountie hat	3
#1403	tiny house	10
#268	tiny knife and fork	2
#225	tiny maracas	4
#651	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#866	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	9
#947	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#946	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	5
#1390	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	13
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#636	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#700	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#1734	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#526	tiny plastic angry goat	31
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
#1827	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	10
#1213	tiny plastic barrrnacle	15
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#2016	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#335	tiny plastic briefcase bat	19
#1815	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#1047	tiny plastic coffee pixie	17
#942	tiny plastic cubist bull	8
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#547	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	13
#1148	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	16
#2252	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#1834	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	10
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#504	tiny plastic goth giant	14
#3315	tiny plastic grue	5
#4600	tiny plastic hermit	1
#1516	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	12
#2813	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#1222	tiny plastic leprechaun	15
#660	tiny plastic levitating potato	26
#2010	tiny plastic mosquito	9
#1800	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#1646	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
#1815	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2563	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#8164	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#4020	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#585	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#851	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#533	tiny plastic warwelf	13
#579	tiny plastic whitesnake	12
#1239	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#863	tiny shaker of salt	2
#364	tip jar	2
#454	tires	12
#1050	titanium assault umbrella	1
#1412	toast	289
#1238	tofurkey gravy	6
#950	tomato	4
#169	tomb ratchet	6
#1845	towel	1
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1073	toy jet pack	5
#41	toy maglev monorail	20
#1194	toy ray gun	5
#902	toy space helmet	8
#54	tropical orchid	124
#158	tuning fork	1
#1056	turtle totem	14
#284	unidentified jerky	41
#1614	unstable laser battery	34
#817	valuable trinket	78
#668	vampire collar	1
#1254	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#815	viking helmet	3
#394	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	14
#675	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#429	vodka and cranberry	3
#425	wad of dough	92
#152	wad of tofu	58
#586	wang	1
#407	war tongs	2
#510	water pipe bomb	41
#475	water wings	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#632	whiskey sour	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#739	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#104	white chocolate chips	145
#448	white collar	2
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#57	white lightning	525
#428	white picket fence	8
#636	white pixel	18
#391	white satin shield	3
#132	white snake skin	102
#579	windchimes	5
#1002	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	3
#566	witty rapier	1
#1244	wolf mask	1
#429	wonderwall shield	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#460	wool hat	2
#312	worn tophat	4
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#333	wussiness potion	43
#177	yak anorak	1
#1066	yeti fur	23
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#419	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 11,858 items total!

what items are this player missing?