Museum :: The Cowardly Swagman

The Cowardly Swagman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#688	1-ball	5
#564	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	9
#1080	3-ball	2
#539	30669 scroll	10
#770	33398 scroll	8
#310	334 scroll	19
#1114	4-ball	2
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#785	6-ball	4
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1054	8-ball	11
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#101	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#871	Angry Farmer candy	51
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#333	Black No. 2	15
#925	Boris's ring	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#422	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	15
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1870	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#118	Cold Hots candy	133
#161	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	8
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#722	Crimboween memo	15
#2944	Crimbuck	4
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#501	Daffy Taffy	63
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#572	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#254	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	5
#516	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	10
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2027	Drowsy Sword	3
#1088	Dyspepsi-Cola	32
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#1024	Feynman gate	7
🥇	French slippers	1
#512	Gaia beads	2
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#268	Hollandaise helmet	13
#419	Iiti Kitty phone charm	4
#1072	Imp Ale	46
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#283	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	35
#814	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1097	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#653	Knob Goblin love potion	8
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#60	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	49
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#506	Knob Goblin seltzer	12
#515	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#671	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#400	Knob sausage	7
#518	Knoll mushroom	13
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#838	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#1315	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
#169	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	14
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#597	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	5
#842	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#396	Mohawk wig	19
#133	Mountain Stream soda	342
#1173	Mr. Mediocrebar	35
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#349	Oil of Parrrlay	4
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#223	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#2523	Rock Pops	2
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#217	Senior Mints	38
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#735	Spam Witch sammich	12
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#12	Staff of the Grease Trap	2
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#352	Swabbie™ swab	4
#647	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	63
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#336	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	7
#1216	Trollhouse cookies	2
#219	Tuesday's ruby	11
#61	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	66
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#160	Wint-O-Fresh mint	120
#1118	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#1874	Yummy Tummy bean	47
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#451	acoustic guitarrr	7
#331	adder bladder	21
#318	all-purpose cleaner	15
#548	amulet of extreme plot significance	18
#197	ancient Magi-Wipes	40
#253	ancient frozen dinner	9
#211	ancient protein powder	26
#149	ancient spice	22
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#231	ant agonist	13
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#683	anticheese	4
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#169	antique hand mirror	38
#336	antique packet of ketchup	3
#946	antique spear	1
#318	armgun	5
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#259	asbestos ore	27
#788	asparagus knife	3
#851	astronaut pants	8
#927	awful poetry journal	39
#1044	baconstone	7
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#4409	badass belt	7
#167	bag of Cheat-Os	86
#241	bag of lard	5
#201	balaclava	4
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#426	ballroom blintz	4
#778	bar skin	6
#874	barrrnacle	13
#654	baseball	3
#129	basic meat pants	1
#460	bat guano	16
#427	bat wing	25
#606	batblade	2
#491	batgut	37
#259	bazookafish bubble gum	6
#680	beach glass bead	1
#110	beefy fish meat	8
#333	beer bomb	72
#408	beer bong	3
#338	beer helmet	10
#416	beer lens	4
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#179	big bad voodoo mask	4
#314	big bass drum	2
#457	big red clown nose	11
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#56	bird rib	52
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#157	bit-o-cactus	28
#590	black & tan	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#489	black forest cake	3
#458	black greaves	3
#325	black helmet	6
#289	black kettle drum	2
#214	black pepper	11
#647	black pixel	15
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#399	black shield	4
#327	black snake skin	16
#436	black sword	4
#496	black-and-blue light	65
#305	blackberry	32
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#533	bloody clown pants	7
#922	blue pixel	16
#513	blue plasma ball	54
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#290	bone flute	3
#666	bone rattle	1
#482	booty chest charrrm	7
#186	booze-soaked cherry	2
#205	boring spaghetti	2
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#979	bottle of tequila	6
#1355	bottle of whiskey	2
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#575	bowl of cottage cheese	20
#274	box	50
#6258	box of sunshine	3
#242	boxing glove	1
#247	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	8
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#275	brick of sand	5
#648	briefcase	2
#689	broken skull	12
#355	bronze breastplate	3
#190	bronzed locust	13
#420	brown sugar cane	6
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#59	bubbling tempura batter	10
#864	bubbly potion	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#789	bugbear bungguard	3
#937	bum cheek	2
#416	bunch of square grapes	5
#234	buoybottoms	3
#135	bus pass	7
#318	cactus fruit	5
#1591	can of Binarrrca	2
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#530	can of Red Minotaur	6
#354	can of Swiller	5
#957	can of spinach	1
#93	can of starch	2
#1700	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1156	candy cane	29
#3109	candy stake	2
#365	cannonball charrrm	13
#809	capacitor relay	11
#1180	carbon nanotube frame	6
#290	carbonated water lily	14
#331	cardboard katana	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#147	carob chunks	65
#682	casino pass	2
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#501	catgut	9
#236	centipede eggs	14
#1240	chaos butterfly	14
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#493	cheap studded belt	53
#1062	chef's hat	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#184	chintzy noodle ring	5
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#330	chloroform rag	7
#459	chopsticks	6
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#653	chorizo taco	2
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#776	chrome ore	3
#283	chrome staff	2
#259	chunk of rock salt	10
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#33	clockwork crossbow	2
#149	clockwork key	11
#46	clockwork staff	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#551	cloudy potion	11
#652	clown shoes	2
#816	clown skin	1
#330	cocktail napkin	10
#1050	cocoa egg	2
#703	cocoa eggshell fragment	30
#247	cog	127
#389	cold ninja mask	7
#55	collapsible baton	1
#285	communications windchimes	24
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#423	cool whip	6
#592	copper ha'penny charrrm	3
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#916	cranberries	6
#839	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#425	cream stout	3
#324	creamsicle	7
#706	crowbarrr	1
#355	cup of primitive beer	3
#299	curmudgel	2
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#259	dance card	7
#962	dark potion	1
#27	decaying wooden oar	1
#145	deck of tropical cards	3
#539	decorative fountain	5
#379	dehydrated caviar	9
#825	demon skin	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#840	dense meat stack	9
#591	deodorant	1
#253	depantsing bomb	16
#355	desiccated apricot	13
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#755	diamond-studded cane	3
#597	didgeridooka	1
#287	dire fudgesicle	4
#913	dirty hobo gloves	3
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#887	disco ball	19
#876	disco mask	16
#361	disease	32
#614	disintegrating quill pen	4
#122	displaced fish	78
#1015	disturbing fanfic	33
#124	divine blowout	297
#125	divine can of silly string	329
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#368	divine champagne popper	4
#139	divine cracker	96
#116	divine noisemaker	335
#25	dolphin whistle	71
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#611	drab sonata	3
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#77	dragonfish caviar	3
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#516	dried face	4
#1979	drywall axe	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#371	dull fish scale	5
#706	dusty bottle of Marsala	8
#801	dusty bottle of Merlot	5
#534	dusty bottle of Muscat	17
#745	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	7
#614	dusty bottle of Port	13
#557	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	15
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#52	dusty left first rear claw	8
#83	dusty left seventh rib	5
#139	dusty left tenth rib	3
#189	dusty left third rear claw	2
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#138	dusty right scapula	3
#140	dusty right second front claw	3
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#54	dusty right tenth rib	7
#195	dusty right tibia	2
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#147	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	3
#187	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
#293	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#157	dwarf bread	32
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#2970	easter egg balloon	5
#946	effervescent potion	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#631	eggnog	28
#611	elven cellocello	28
#1064	elven suicide capsule	18
#392	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	28
#352	empty meat tank	8
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#419	energy drink IV	3
#825	ennui-flavored potato chips	10
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#960	evil googly eye	3
#249	exploding hacky-sack	5
#675	eyepatch	5
#722	f3d0r4	3
#733	facsimile dictionary	12
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#762	fake blood	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#778	fancy bath salts	2
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1141	fat stacks of cash	2
#474	ferret bait	7
#341	fetid feather	21
#303	fez of etymology	1
#308	figurine of a sleek seal	8
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#773	filthy knitted dread sack	2
#602	filthy pestle	1
#394	filthy poultice	5
#811	flaming crutch	2
#369	flaming feather	25
#515	flaming talons	9
#126	flange	25
#783	flaregun	3
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#770	flavored foot massage oil	3
#443	flirtatious feather	10
#268	floral print shirt	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#542	flute of flat champagne	7
#791	foam dart	2
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#173	frat brats	5
#247	fricasseed brains	4
#419	frightful feather	15
#623	frigid ninja stars	26
#428	frilly shirt	1
#604	frilly skirt	3
#402	frozen feather	20
#473	frozen nunchaku	4
#864	fruitcake	24
#521	funky dried mushroom	7
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1254	furry fur	4
#427	furry pants	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#419	gas balloon	9
#479	gauze garter	5
#183	gauze shorts	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#391	ghuol ears	30
#607	ghuol egg	16
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#425	ghuol guolash	15
#1920	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#17	giant fishhook	2
#563	giant foam finger	1
#637	giant needle	26
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#971	gingerbread bugbear	22
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#307	gingerbread house	2
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#103	glistening fish meat	8
#230	glittery mascara	2
#186	glob of green slime	5
#66	glowing esca	2
#485	glowing red eye	21
#232	gnauga hide	24
#427	gnoll lips	7
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#550	goat beard	5
#363	goat cheese	51
#450	goat cheese pizza	12
#303	goatskin umbrella	4
#374	gob of wet hair	36
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#693	golden ring	40
#719	goth kid t-shirt	3
#558	grapes	6
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#1029	green pixel	4
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#378	gremlin juice	4
#278	grouchy restless spirit	64
#377	grumpy old man charrrm	5
#501	hair spray	4
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#1151	hamethyst	6
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#968	handful of hand chalk	7
#98	handful of moss	96
#238	handful of sand	82
#629	handful of sawdust	1
#246	handsomeness potion	8
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#2506	heart necklace	2
#589	heavy D	50
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#758	hellion cube	2
#1689	helmet turtle	2
#137	hemp string	174
#385	henna face paint	1
#1741	herbal stuffing	3
#699	herbs	7
#472	hermit permit	3
#904	herringcello	21
#604	hill of beans	12
#217	hippy bongo	3
#578	hippy protest button	1
#163	honey-dipped locust	21
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#102	hot date	170
#320	hot katana blade	48
#285	hot plate	2
#504	hot wing	90
#135	huge pumpkin	2
#1169	iGoogly	6
#274	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	719
#746	ice-cold Willer	34
#101	icicle katana	1
#455	icy katana hilt	4
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#381	imp unity ring	2
#356	infernal fife	1
#478	inkwell	4
#1061	ion grid	8
#809	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
#55	jamfish jam	11
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#352	keg shield	4
#443	kick-ass kicks	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1094	killing feather	40
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#142	knob ka-bobs	11
#737	laser-broiled pear	12
#753	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
#1286	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#1016	lead necklace	3
#504	leather chaps	3
#896	leather mask	1
#218	leathery bat skin	38
#271	leathery cat skin	34
#588	leathery rat skin	1
#342	lemon	130
#368	lihc eye	41
#904	lihc face	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#460	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	14
#890	line	6
#499	linoleum ore	7
#437	linoleum staff	1
#46	lion oil	57
#510	live wire	2
#1114	logic synthesizer	6
#306	long pork	4
#272	long skinny balloon	32
#909	loose teeth	17
#618	lowercase N	7
#307	lupine sword	2
#611	magical mystery juice	2
#276	magilaser blastercannon	8
#387	magnifying glass	1
#479	maiden wig	3
#78	makeshift skirt	2
#735	maple syrup	2
#316	mariachi G-string	9
#714	mariachi pants	12
#92	marine aquamarine	2
#575	marionette collective	1
#934	marzipan skull	5
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#341	meat engine	4
#614	meat vortex	25
#670	mesh cap	1
#856	metallic A	9
#937	milky potion	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#406	molotov cocktail cocktail	6
#1763	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#964	moxie weed	1
#500	mummy wrapping	16
#826	murky potion	2
#802	mushroom fermenting solution	9
#88	mylar scout drone	51
#1122	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#568	necklace chain	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#2264	obsidian dagger	4
#285	ocarina of space	6
#104	octopus's spade	2
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1469	old sweatpants	12
#440	opera mask	1
#602	original G	47
#613	oversized fish scaler	8
#482	oversized pipe	3
#726	oversized pizza cutter	2
#1115	pail	5
#644	pair of bolt cutters	5
#121	palm-frond net	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#619	papaya slung	1
#276	paranormal ricotta	2
#686	pasta spoon	23
#913	patchouli incense stick	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#983	personalized coffee mug	1
#722	phat turquoise bead	2
#889	phonics down	12
#1146	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
#491	pickle-flavored chewing gum	13
#454	piercing post	2
#504	pile of candy	12
#223	pile of jumping beans	17
#468	pirate pelvis	4
#517	pirate shirt	2
#288	pixel hat	1
#242	plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#821	plot hole	29
#449	pointed stick	1
#336	poison pen	5
#1722	polyalloy shield	2
#1185	pool cue	1
#1147	porquoise	5
#448	poultrygeist	1
#385	powdered organs	3
#384	pr0n legs	48
#548	prehistoric spear	7
#911	probability potion	7
#978	procrastination potion	5
#453	prosthetic forehead	3
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1070	puce plastic oyster egg	3
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#295	pygmy nose-bone	2
#222	pygmy pygment	6
#278	pygmy spear	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#614	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
#953	radium-flavored potato chips	6
#118	ram horns	62
#353	rat appendix	20
#488	rave whistle	1
#1079	ravioli hat	6
#501	razor-sharp can lid	18
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#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
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#410	redrum	2
#457	reodorant	10
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#722	ridiculously huge sword	7
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#352	ring of cold resistance	1
#203	rocky raccoon	100
#1222	rogue swarmer	46
#1615	roll of toilet paper	11
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#1292	rubber WWJD? bracelet	6
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#3650	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#909	ruby W	2
#341	rum barrel charrrm	3
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#494	sabre teeth	10
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#1192	saucepan	9
#147	savoy truffle	38
#1479	sawblade fragment	38
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#1141	scroll of drastic healing	4
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#615	seal-skull helmet	10
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#2571	shiny ring	2
#232	shot of rotgut	3
#309	shrinking powder	1
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#588	silver tongue charrrm	3
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
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#355	skewer	19
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#271	slimy fermented bile bladder	29
#296	small leather glove	3
#72	smoking talon	1
#941	smoky potion	1
#1119	snake	1
#295	snarling wolf shield	2
#972	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#1122	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	9
#626	solid gold pegleg	2
#3320	spade necklace	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#668	spark plug earring	1
#1134	sparkler	1
#3789	spectre scepter	1
#1056	spider web	2
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#936	spooky eggnog	6
#334	spooky eyeliner	8
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#1891	spooky length of string	1
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#1155	spooky shrunken head	1
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#250	spring	101
#233	sprocket	124
#853	stalk of asparagus	1
#802	star chart	3
#133	star spatula	1
#577	stick of dynamite	1
#752	stick-on eyebrow piercing	3
#1618	stolen accordion	2
#172	stone baseball cap	7
#387	stone frisbee	1
#1394	stone of eXtreme power	1
#224	string of Crimbo lights	3
#1412	stringy sinew	4
#7819	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#4532	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	8
#5715	stuffed angry cow	5
#4577	stuffed astral badger	8
#4332	stuffed baby gravy fairy	9
#3672	stuffed cocoabo	11
#4308	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
#4952	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#1950	stuffed gray blob	4
#7024	stuffed hand turkey	3
#6293	stuffed mind flayer	4
#4333	stuffed scary death orb	9
#2253	stuffed shoulder parrot	7
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#4402	stuffed snowy owl	8
#4053	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	10
#4923	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	7
#5782	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#530	stunt nuts	1
#416	styrofoam ore	3
#766	sucky decal	1
#1118	sunken chest	2
#612	super-spiky hair gel	82
#628	swashbuckling pants	4
#776	swirly potion	3
#380	taco shell	19
#624	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	9
#728	tambourine bells	1
#390	tap shoes	2
#311	tarrrnish charrrm	7
#391	tasty tart	3
#774	tattered scrap of paper	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#343	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#499	tequila grenade	3
#575	theoretical string	21
#1234	thin black candle	11
#380	thistle wine	4
#508	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#179	tiny Mountie hat	3
#1401	tiny house	10
#268	tiny knife and fork	2
#225	tiny maracas	4
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#865	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	9
#945	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
#942	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	5
#1388	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	13
#836	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#699	tiny plastic accordion thief	7
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#526	tiny plastic angry goat	31
#734	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	10
#544	tiny plastic astronomer	13
#1825	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	10
#1212	tiny plastic barrrnacle	15
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#2013	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	9
#335	tiny plastic briefcase bat	19
#1813	tiny plastic cocoabo	10
#1047	tiny plastic coffee pixie	17
#942	tiny plastic cubist bull	8
#2689	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#547	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	13
#1147	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	16
#2248	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	8
#1834	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	10
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#504	tiny plastic goth giant	14
#3310	tiny plastic grue	5
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#1513	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	12
#2812	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#1222	tiny plastic leprechaun	15
#660	tiny plastic levitating potato	26
#2007	tiny plastic mosquito	9
#1797	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#1643	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
#1813	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#2611	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2560	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	7
#8157	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#849	tiny plastic turtle tamer	6
#532	tiny plastic warwelf	13
#577	tiny plastic whitesnake	12
#1239	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#862	tiny shaker of salt	2
#364	tip jar	2
#453	tires	12
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
#1413	toast	289
#1238	tofurkey gravy	6
#950	tomato	4
#167	tomb ratchet	6
#1841	towel	1
#334	toy deathbot	3
#1072	toy jet pack	5
#41	toy maglev monorail	20
#1194	toy ray gun	5
#902	toy space helmet	8
#54	tropical orchid	124
#158	tuning fork	1
#1054	turtle totem	14
#284	unidentified jerky	41
#1614	unstable laser battery	34
#817	valuable trinket	78
#667	vampire collar	1
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#814	viking helmet	3
#393	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	14
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
#426	wad of dough	92
#152	wad of tofu	58
#586	wang	1
#406	war tongs	2
#511	water pipe bomb	41
#474	water wings	1
#648	whiskey and cola	1
#631	whiskey sour	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#104	white chocolate chips	145
#448	white collar	2
#347	white hat hacker T-shirt	3
#57	white lightning	525
#430	white picket fence	8
#636	white pixel	18
#390	white satin shield	3
#132	white snake skin	102
#578	windchimes	5
#1004	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	3
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#364	wooden axe	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#460	wool hat	2
#311	worn tophat	4
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#334	wussiness potion	43
#176	yak anorak	1
#1067	yeti fur	23
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#421	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 11,858 items total!

what items are this player missing?