| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #109 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 28 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1251 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #1198 | Crimbuck | 400 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1098 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #26 | Imp Ale | 11,650 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥉 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 155 |
| 🥉 | Miniborg beeper | 130 |
| 🥈 | Miniborg hiveminder | 131 |
| 🥇 | Miniborg laser | 699 |
| #5 | Miniborg stomper | 102 |
| #5 | Miniborg strangler | 108 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #340 | banana | 15 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1291 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #786 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #8 | bottlecap turtle | 201 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #3070 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1035 | candy cane | 33 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1483 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #47 | demon skin | 584 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #690 | eggnog | 25 |
| #673 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #761 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #29 | evil golden arch | 728 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #479 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #433 | fruitcake | 51 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #241 | gingerbread bugbear | 106 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #14 | hellion cube | 833 |
| #293 | helmet turtle | 210 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #30 | hot wing | 4,412 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #307 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 565 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #34 | ruby W | 1,117 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #551 | stick | 4 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #928 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #147 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 197 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2887 | toast | 6 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #371 | x-ray specs | 60 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |