| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #107 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 28 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1253 | Crimboween memo | 8 |
| #1199 | Crimbuck | 400 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1098 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #25 | Imp Ale | 11,650 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥉 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 155 |
| 🥉 | Miniborg beeper | 130 |
| 🥈 | Miniborg hiveminder | 131 |
| 🥇 | Miniborg laser | 699 |
| #5 | Miniborg stomper | 102 |
| #5 | Miniborg strangler | 108 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #342 | banana | 15 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #9 | bottlecap turtle | 201 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3064 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1036 | candy cane | 33 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1485 | canteen of wine | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #47 | demon skin | 584 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #691 | eggnog | 25 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #29 | evil golden arch | 728 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #480 | festive holiday hat | 9 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #432 | fruitcake | 51 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #239 | gingerbread bugbear | 106 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #14 | hellion cube | 833 |
| #291 | helmet turtle | 210 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #30 | hot wing | 4,412 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #307 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 565 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #35 | ruby W | 1,117 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #926 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #146 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 197 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #373 | x-ray specs | 60 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |