| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1046 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #431 | Boss Bat britches | 34 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #244 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #281 | Crimboween memo | 31 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1150 | Daffy Taffy | 18 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #4 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 400 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #781 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 9 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1111 | badass belt | 49 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #759 | candy cane | 48 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #746 | easter egg balloon | 33 |
| #406 | eggnog | 43 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #57 | evil googly eye | 77 |
| #218 | evil teddy bear | 71 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #70 | fat stacks of cash | 435 |
| #285 | fire | 20 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #437 | fruitcake | 50 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #415 | gingerbread bugbear | 58 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #524 | gold wedding ring | 6 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #917 | grue egg | 29 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1299 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #49 | iGoogly | 513 |
| #157 | immense cyborg hand | 13 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | killing feather | 64 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #80 | lucky cat's paw | 6 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #109 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #45 | nanofiber cloth | 137 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #208 | pet rock | 39 |
| #104 | pill cup | 23 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #249 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #336 | rogue swarmer | 84 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #288 | sawblade fragment | 81 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| 🥈 | stale baguette | 17,301 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #34 | synthetic stuffing | 535 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #48 | theoretical string | 538 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #181 | toothsome rock | 55 |
| #250 | toy crazy train | 38 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #43 | toy hoverpad | 517 |
| #839 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #896 | toy ray gun | 9 |
| #902 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #211 | tree-eating kite | 176 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #262 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 46 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #176 | wheel | 20 |
| #547 | wind-up meatcar | 12 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |