| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| 🥇 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 398 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #8 | Boris's key lime pie | 215 |
| #5 | Boss Bat bling | 260 |
| #24 | Boss Bat britches | 174 |
| #9 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 301 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #177 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 14 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo pants | 2 |
| #228 | Crimbo pie | 11 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo sword | 2 |
| #28 | Crimbo ukulele | 4 |
| #13 | Crimbo wreath | 25 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbough | 11 |
| #59 | Crimboween memo | 111 |
| #692 | Crimbuck | 1,337 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #5 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 118 |
| 🥈 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 9 |
| #148 | Iron Beta of Industry | 65 |
| #4 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 344 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #39 | Miniborg beeper | 11 |
| #33 | Miniborg hiveminder | 11 |
| #42 | Miniborg laser | 11 |
| #41 | Miniborg stomper | 11 |
| #42 | Miniborg strangler | 11 |
| #15 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2,950 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #90 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 12 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #6 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 250 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #24 | Tiki lighter | 11 |
| #1026 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #77 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #28 | a little sump'm sump'm | 309 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #53 | aspirin | 11 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #22 | badass belt | 442 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #108 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #84 | battered Crimbo Crate | 200 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #55 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #35 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 111 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| 🥈 | bow | 45 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #14 | can of fake snow | 11 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #15 | candy kneecapping stick | 150 |
| #14 | candy knuckles | 150 |
| #7 | canteen of wine | 1,000 |
| #7 | cement sandals | 111 |
| #26 | cheap elven gloves | 70 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #17 | colored-light "necklace" | 10 |
| #25 | colorful plastic ball | 5,337 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | continuum transfunctioner | 1,337 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #26 | deck of tropical cards | 11 |
| #6 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 30 |
| 🥇 | dingy dinghy | 10 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | dry vodka martini | 1,300 |
| #34 | dusty Crimbo crate | 200 |
| #27 | easter egg balloon | 205 |
| #153 | eggnog | 116 |
| #37 | elven limbos gingerbread | 200 |
| #10 | elven cellocello | 900 |
| #22 | elven moonshine | 250 |
| #34 | elven socks | 75 |
| #14 | elven suicide capsule | 500 |
| #8 | elven whittling knife | 7 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #13 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 65 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #10 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 3,000 |
| #614 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #245 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #16 | fancy chocolate car | 111 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #22 | festive holiday hat | 80 |
| #39 | fine wine | 968 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #19 | frozen Mob Penguin | 250 |
| #108 | fruitcake | 200 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #30 | giant pinky ring | 323 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #13 | gingerbread house | 25 |
| #45 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 50 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #11 | gray bow tie | 300 |
| #89 | green beer | 175 |
| #15 | grue egg | 450 |
| #16 | handmade hobby horse | 9 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #7 | herringcello | 900 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #6 | horizontal tango | 850 |
| #38 | hot stuffing | 11 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #151 | ice-cold Willer | 500 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #13 | imitation nice watch | 6 |
| #88 | iron pasta spoon | 100 |
| #56 | irradiated candy cane | 50 |
| #33 | jawbruiser | 50 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #14 | jug-o-magicalness | 2,980 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #17 | kneecapping stick | 1,337 |
| #11 | knuckle sandwich | 850 |
| 🥉 | leftover Crimbo rations | 25 |
| #11 | licorice garrote | 150 |
| #7 | live wire | 111 |
| #155 | loaded serum blowgun | 25 |
| #38 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #19 | mafia aria | 1,000 |
| #14 | miniature antlers | 5 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #12 | misfit dolly | 6 |
| #12 | misfit hobby horse | 6 |
| #17 | misfit teddy bear | 6 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #965 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #425 | nanite-infested eggnog | 11 |
| #105 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 37 |
| #421 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #5 | night-vision goggles | 111 |
| #123 | obsidian dagger | 91 |
| #9 | ocean motion | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #15 | pair of bolt cutters | 111 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #8 | passable elf mask | 250 |
| #11 | patent leather shoes | 300 |
| #10 | penguin focaccia bread | 500 |
| #10 | penguin thesaurus | 350 |
| #15 | petrified time | 11 |
| 🥉 | pie crust | 13,000 |
| #10 | pile of loose snow | 8 |
| #12 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 25 |
| #173 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #140 | plot hole | 1,900 |
| #14 | pocketwatch on a chain | 111 |
| #11 | poison pen | 111 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #5 | psycho sweater | 20 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #390 | really dense meat stack | 17 |
| #23 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 42 |
| #16 | roll in the hay | 1,500 |
| #232 | rusty chain necklace | 13 |
| #34 | salty dog | 6,884 |
| #123 | sawblade shield | 30 |
| #31 | scroll of pasta summoning | 500 |
| #16 | set of jacks | 7 |
| #5 | severed rocking horse head | 53 |
| #28 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 526 |
| #31 | shot of orange schnapps | 373 |
| #25 | shot of tomato schnapps | 534 |
| #116 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #226 | solid gold bowling ball | 84 |
| #241 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #15 | stone of eXtreme power | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | string of Crimbo lights | 50 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #96 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 200 |
| #15 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2,292 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #16 | support cummerbund | 600 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #18 | throbbing rage gland | 11 |
| #20 | throwing wrench | 111 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 11 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 11 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 11 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #250 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 11 |
| #67 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 11 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 11 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 11 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 11 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 11 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 11 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 11 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 11 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 11 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 11 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 11 |
| #53 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 11 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #105 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #14 | tree skirt | 10 |
| #53 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #23 | tropical paperweight | 11 |
| #10 | tropical wrapping paper | 32 |
| 🥉 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 387 |
| #112 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 37 |
| #6 | wax lips | 2 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #42 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #98 | wrench bracelet | 35 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |