#650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
#255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
#515 | Amulet of Yendor | 39 |
#834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
#1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
#63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
#61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
#842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
#1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
#208 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
#222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#540 | Bonerdagon necklace | 21 |
#1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
#350 | Boss Bat britches | 40 |
#459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
#145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
#267 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 26 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#785 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
#1237 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
#1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
#1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
#2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
#580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
#697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
#62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
#777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
#1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#884 | Go-Wassail | 5 |
#891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
#1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
#894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
#1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
#848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
#416 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
#256 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 27 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
#814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
#289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
#1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
#11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
#945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#20 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 9 |
#53 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 375 |
#57 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 369 |
#23 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 9 |
#57 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 321 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
#302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
#98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
#838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
#481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
#1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
#615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
#916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
#2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#779 | baconstone | 10 |
#1017 | badass belt | 53 |
#569 | bag of airline peanuts | 51 |
#753 | bag of lard | 1 |
#1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#37 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
#1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
#313 | black candy heart | 33 |
#1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#467 | black pudding | 3 |
#430 | black snowcone | 7 |
#137 | blank diary | 1 |
#668 | bloody clown pants | 4 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#983 | brick | 31 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#564 | bunny liver | 6 |
#20 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
#1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
#2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
#1439 | candied yams | 5 |
#4784 | candy cane | 1 |
#1783 | candy stake | 4 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#591 | clown hammer | 46 |
#652 | clown shoes | 2 |
#667 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 36 |
#1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
#1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
#1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
#223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
#324 | cymbal syrup | 26 |
#585 | dance card | 1 |
#659 | defective skull | 28 |
#1171 | duct tape | 15 |
#435 | empty agua de vida bottle | 418 |
#469 | encoder ring | 34 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#484 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 60 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#547 | fake fake vomit | 58 |
#446 | fake hand | 62 |
#1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#1418 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
#296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
#1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
#793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
#460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
#4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
#591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
#3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
#155 | glowing fungus | 2 |
#1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
#2480 | grue egg | 8 |
#316 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
#1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
#3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
#2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#590 | jazz soap | 49 |
#370 | jerky coins | 55 |
#532 | joybuzzer | 56 |
#1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
#291 | live lobster | 1 |
#1204 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
#517 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 58 |
#1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
#1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#328 | mood ring | 29 |
#2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
#158 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 23 |
#1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
#555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
#926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
#757 | papaya | 6 |
#401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
#597 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 40 |
#526 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 57 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
#1313 | porquoise | 4 |
#23 | powdered candy sushi set | 31 |
#805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
#680 | pretty flower | 81 |
#2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
#1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
#613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
#1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
#35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
#1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
#729 | rubber emo roe | 40 |
#65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
#76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
#63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
#86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
#2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
#1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
#2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
#797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
#290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
#706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
#840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
#618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
#1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
#87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
#493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
#1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
#8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
#5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
#5713 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
#6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
#5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
#6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
#6371 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
#5337 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
#5751 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
#4577 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
#5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
#4034 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
#5604 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
#5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
#6926 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
#6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
#23 | sweet mochi ball | 86 |
#21 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#402 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 30 |
#3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#51 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 63 |
#39 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 39 |
#51 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 31 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#46 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 17 |
#27 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 85 |
#2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
#26 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 9 |
#35 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 36 |
#1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#30 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 69 |
#48 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 63 |
#3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#35 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 21 |
#25 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 9 |
#41 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 71 |
#42 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 31 |
#43 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 17 |
#44 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 61 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
#26 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 9 |
#30 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 40 |
#4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
#53 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 65 |
#27 | tiny plastic animelf | 9 |
#4863 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
#6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
#47 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 63 |
#60 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 49 |
#47 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 69 |
#68 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 47 |
#4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 59 |
#42 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 67 |
#3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
#43 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 70 |
#32 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 85 |
#37 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 75 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
#4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#60 | tiny plastic fire servant | 27 |
#3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
#3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
#3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
#3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
#1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#3312 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
#4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
#40 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 68 |
#3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
#2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
#4839 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
#78 | tiny plastic moneybee | 43 |
#3324 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
#43 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 65 |
#2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
#33 | tiny plastic peacannon | 39 |
#4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
#2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
#4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#37 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 40 |
#6201 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
#3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
#4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
#26 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 9 |
#26 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 49 |
#1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
#2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
#1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
#926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#1841 | towel | 1 |
#1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
#82 | transporter transponder | 48 |
#3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
#599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#442 | tube sock | 1 |
#2207 | unstable DNA | 2 |
#1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
#1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
#51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
#557 | whoopie cushion | 56 |
#613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 51 |
#896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
#599 | worthless knick-knack | 6 |
#450 | x-ray specs | 45 |
#1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#515 | yellow snowcone | 65 |
#1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |