| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #103 | disco ball | 644 |
| #296 | disco mask | 145 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #556 | helmet turtle | 67 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #268 | mariachi pants | 81 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #101 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #349 | pasta spoon | 77 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #197 | poisonous caviar | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #329 | ravioli hat | 90 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #118 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #192 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #65 | rusty broken diving helmet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #55 | rusty porthole | 1 |
| #114 | rusty rivet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #400 | saucepan | 109 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #447 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #191 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #136 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #79 | sea grease | 1 |
| #215 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #405 | seal tooth | 30 |
| #376 | seal-clubbing club | 94 |
| #284 | seal-skull helmet | 49 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #168 | shirt kit | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #337 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #104 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #457 | stolen accordion | 83 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #153 | straw hat | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #95 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
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