Museum :: Daultimate

Daultimate

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1015	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#161	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#258	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#285	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#790	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#132	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1201	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#183	Mae West	5
#401	Manetwich	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#822	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#630	ant agonist	1
#285	ant rake	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1062	anticheese	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#485	armgun	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#174	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1851	baby killer bee	1
#2451	baconstone	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2130	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#900	baseball	1
#941	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#788	beertini	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#852	black snake skin	1
#727	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1053	box	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#363	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#2709	brick	1
#746	briefcase	1
#1380	brine	1
#1268	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#957	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1630	buckyball	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#587	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#578	chloroform rag	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#447	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#969	cloudy potion	1
#1795	clown hammer	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#3277	club necklace	1
#612	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#360	cold nuggets	1
#374	cold wad	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#587	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#201	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#741	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#585	dance card	1
#964	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#1477	defective skull	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#923	demon skin	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#591	deodorant	1
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#3289	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1622	dill	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1629	disassembled clover	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#1025	disease	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#677	displaced fish	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#550	divine blowout	1
#562	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#548	divine noisemaker	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#782	dried face	1
#764	drum machine	1
#266	dry martini	1
#1142	dry noodles	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#517	ducha de oro	1
#2320	duct tape	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#284	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#309	dusty right fibula	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#948	effervescent potion	1
#1117	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#666	empty meat tank	1
#544	enchanted barbell	1
#653	enchanted toothpick	1
#1180	encoder ring	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#1144	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#164	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#1087	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#532	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#1791	fake hand	1
#850	fancy bath salts	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2393	felt	1
#412	fermenting powder	1
#738	fetid feather	1
#507	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#325	filthy hippy poncho	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2033	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#610	fish-liver oil	1
#958	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#619	flange	1
#906	flaregun	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#445	flat dough	1
#790	flirtatious feather	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#271	foon	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#777	frightful feather	1
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#1456	furry fur	1
#428	furry pants	1
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#600	gator skin	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#696	gearbox necklace	1
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#983	ghuol ears	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#997	ghuol guolash	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#565	giant foam finger	1
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#211	gingham blouse	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#770	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#847	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#785	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1109	green pixel	1
#842	green snowcone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#596	gremlin juice	1
#549	grog	1
#973	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5341	grue egg	1
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#391	grungy bandana	1
#369	grungy flannel shirt	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1227	gyroscope	1
#655	hair spray	1
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#375	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#627	handful of moss	1
#900	handful of sand	1
#632	handful of sawdust	1
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#648	happiness	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#3383	heart necklace	1
#1194	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#374	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#995	herbs	1
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#968	hill of beans	1
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#685	hot date	1
#183	hot hi mein	3
#998	hot katana blade	1
#384	hot nuggets	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1288	hot wing	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1357	ice-cold fotie	1
#1092	ice-cold six-pack	1
#616	icy katana hilt	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
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Wow, that's 3,221 items total!

what items are this player missing?