Museum :: Daultimate

Daultimate

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#2243	8-ball	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#881	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#586	Blatantly Canadian	1
#811	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#1736	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#1845	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#979	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#1665	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1374	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#492	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#157	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#288	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#254	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#322	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#281	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#652	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#496	Elfin shortbread	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#1164	Ent cider	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#276	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#680	Gnollish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#665	Hodgman's blanket	1
#136	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1866	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1089	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#189	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#736	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#825	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#939	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#1017	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#968	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1199	M-242	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#180	Mae West	5
#400	Manetwich	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#702	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#2684	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#507	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#610	PADL Phone	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#617	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#937	Ram's Face Lager	1
#259	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#505	Swabbie™ swab	1
#1956	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#851	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#561	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1105	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#1953	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#2959	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#611	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#819	adder bladder	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#658	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#609	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#281	ant rake	1
#484	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1064	anticheese	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#168	asbestos crossbow string	1
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#71	asbestos meat stack	1
#1101	asbestos ore	1
#386	asbestos staff	1
#163	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#170	asbestos sword hilt	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#642	asshat	1
#1195	astral mushroom	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#1924	awful poetry journal	1
#357	bätzle	1
#1842	baby killer bee	1
#2445	baconstone	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1885	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#630	balaclava baklava	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#1237	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#2120	barrrnacle	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#902	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#228	bat haggis	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#169	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#783	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#224	battered hubcap	1
#681	beach glass bead	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#965	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#784	beertini	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#800	bilge wine	1
#1500	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#509	black eyedrops	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#693	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#609	black pension check	1
#578	black pepper	1
#1045	black pixel	1
#2109	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#855	black snake skin	1
#724	black sword	1
#893	blackberry	1
#1032	bloody beer	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#620	bloody mary	1
#759	blue glowstick	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1228	blue pixel	1
#379	blue pixel potion	1
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2375	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#611	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#664	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#459	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#512	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#5028	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#1059	box	1
#7445	box of sunshine	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#362	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#2703	brick	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1382	brine	1
#1272	broken skull	1
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#542	bronzed locust	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#353	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#209	can of black paint	1
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2872	candied yams	1
#855	candy brain	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#588	canopic jar	1
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#637	carbonated water lily	1
🥈	carbonite visor	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#638	carob chunk noodles	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#1031	cast	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#820	catgut	1
#687	centipede eggs	1
#1706	chaos butterfly	1
#1824	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#776	chewing gum on a string	1
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#505	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#573	chintzy seal pendant	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#252	chrome helmet turtle	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#521	chrome sword	1
#443	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#818	clown skin	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#3271	club necklace	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#248	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#374	cold wad	1
#648	communications windchimes	1
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#745	cool mushroom	1
#198	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#522	corn holder	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#1818	corpse on the beach	1
#1815	corpsedriver	1
#1808	corpsetini	1
#362	costume sword	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#567	cream stout	1
#538	creamsicle	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#402	curmudgel	1
#493	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#454	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#431	cursed voodoo skull	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#1827	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#585	dance card	1
#961	dark potion	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#1480	defective skull	1
#713	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#923	demon skin	1
#374	denim axe	1
#1265	dense meat stack	1
#589	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#764	desiccated apricot	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#1623	dill	1
#480	dire fudgesicle	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1623	disassembled clover	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#1024	disease	1
#788	disintegrating quill pen	1
#679	displaced fish	1
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#548	divine blowout	1
#561	divine can of silly string	1
#573	divine champagne flute	1
#447	divine champagne popper	1
#479	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1606	dollhive	1
#355	dope wheels	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#783	dried face	1
#763	drum machine	1
#264	dry martini	1
#1129	dry noodles	1
#210	dry vodka martini	1
#1979	drywall axe	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2323	duct tape	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#1039	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1028	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1013	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#311	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#304	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#300	dusty left first rib	1
#308	dusty left ninth rib	1
#301	dusty left second front claw	1
#308	dusty left twelfth rib	1
#279	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#308	dusty right fibula	1
#287	dusty right first rib	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#314	dusty right third rear claw	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#946	effervescent potion	1
#1114	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
#667	empty meat tank	1
#540	enchanted barbell	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#1182	encoder ring	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#1144	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#733	enormous belt buckle	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#405	exploding hacky-sack	1
#1776	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#162	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#468	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#530	fairy gravy boat	1
#761	fake blood	1
#1989	fake fake vomit	1
#1793	fake hand	1
#847	fancy bath salts	1
#3838	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#567	fancy seashell necklace	1
#2393	felt	1
#408	fermenting powder	1
#736	fetid feather	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#323	filthy hippy poncho	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#879	fine wine	1
#608	fish-liver oil	1
#957	fizzy potion	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#620	flange	1
#906	flaregun	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#446	flat dough	1
#789	flirtatious feather	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#265	foon	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#1091	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#1457	furry fur	1
#425	furry pants	1
#4728	fuzzy dice	1
#599	gator skin	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#697	gearbox necklace	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#985	ghuol ears	1
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#555	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#640	giant moxie weed	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#210	gingham blouse	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#747	gnatwing	1
#736	gnauga hide	1
#771	gnoll lips	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#823	gob of wet hair	1
#2779	golden ring	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#425	grassy cutlass	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#122	grease gun	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1107	green pixel	1
#841	green snowcone	1
#595	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#595	gremlin juice	1
#547	grog	1
#971	grouchy restless spirit	1
#5336	grue egg	1
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#390	grungy bandana	1
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#533	guano coffee cup	1
#869	guitar pick	1
#981	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#654	hair spray	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2398	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#1279	handful of hand chalk	1
#625	handful of moss	1
#900	handful of sand	1
#628	handful of sawdust	1
#459	handful of walnuts	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#604	handsomeness potion	1
#646	happiness	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3379	heart necklace	1
#1192	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#538	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#372	henna tattoo	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2511	herbal stuffing	1
#993	herbs	1
🥈	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
#969	hill of beans	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#685	hot date	1
#184	hot hi mein	3
#1000	hot katana blade	1
#382	hot nuggets	1
#357	hot pink lipstick	1
#200	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#604	huge spoon	1
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1765	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1605	ice-cold Willer	1
#1355	ice-cold fotie	1
#1092	ice-cold six-pack	1
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#2353	immense cyborg hand	1
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