| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
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| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
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| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #180 | Mae West | 5 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #672 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
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| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
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| #230 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #688 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #444 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #539 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #481 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #280 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #541 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
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| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |