Devine

RankItemQuantity
#138'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign13
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#788Asleep in the Cemetery2
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1277Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#634Better Than Cuddling Cake2
#562Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook2
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#1921Bonerdagon necklace2
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#984Boss Bat britches13
#1057Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#534Corpse Island iced tea10
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#1039Drowsy Sword13
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#527Frosty's frosty mug2
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#127Kevlar balloon1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#383Let Me Be!4
#1517Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet14
#814M-2425
#156Mae West with a fly in it2
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#208Maxing, Relaxing5
#120Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot3
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#32Mr. Joe's bangles25
#182Mylar balloon1
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#475Ol' Scratch's salad fork2
#300Orange Star of Sacrifice7
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#471Sinful Desires1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#574Tiki lighter1
#129Travels with Jerry7
#2089Valentine2
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#680anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1082annoying pitchfork1
#1619astronaut pants2
#1056badass belt51
#898ball6
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#825banana3
#112banana cream pie6
#655banana peel1
#285banana smoothie2
#208banana spritzer1
#1913bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#690beholed bedsheet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#258black spot3
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#941blue plasma ball1
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#621borg sock monkey2
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
#2269box of sunshine52
#2173brick3
#1272buckyball2
#611bunch of bananas4
#277bungle in the jungle3
#52burrowgrub hive3
#121calle de miel with a fly in it2
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#1042can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce8
#783candied yams11
#4136candy cane2
#3830candy stake1
#1539canteen of wine3
#401cheap elven gloves11
#596chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2
#1185chunk of depleted Grimacite6
#1155club necklace6
#311comfy coffin4
#217concentrated garbage juice4
#142corncob pipe11
#791corpse on the beach6
#854corpsedriver5
#581corpsetini9
#134cup of infinite pencils11
#593cyborg doll2
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#427deadly lampshade2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#3286diamond necklace1
#550divine blowout1
#562divine can of silly string1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#548divine noisemaker1
#647doll house7
#625dollhive11
#395double daisy1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1070easter egg balloon23
#743elven limbos gingerbread16
#761elven moonshine11
#349elven socks13
#193elven whittling knife1
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#255especially salty dog1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#588extra-greasy slider2
#1985fake fake vomit1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#161fancy canapés3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#737festive holiday hat5
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#1348fire2
#270frayed rope belt5
#460freezin' bindle1
#285frigid air mattress3
#3221fuzzy dice2
#695gearbox necklace1
#1923ghost cucumber1
#239giant glass of brandy2
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#2538golden ring5
#1916googly eye3
#984gray bow tie4
#898green candy heart3
#2197grue egg10
#421grue egg omelette5
#441gyroscope6
#2284handful of confetti13
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1648heart necklace4
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#493herbal stuffing16
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#691invisible bag1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#549jar of fermented pickle juice2
#581jar of squeeze1
#707jar of swamp gas23
#1289killer rag doll1
#2316killing feather6
#2060kite1
#1418knuckle sandwich2
#2930laser-broiled pear2
#999lavender candy heart2
#519lewd playing card4
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#223lucky bottlecap7
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#1379magical ice cube with a fly in it8
#145mandarina colada with a fly in it2
#1086marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#306marshmallow85
#145miniature antlers1
#1448monomolecular yo-yo6
#690mugcake1
#564mylar scout drone9
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#1137obsidian dagger14
#31old patched suit-pants1
#1187oozenog4
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#1071orange candy heart2
#896orange glowstick2
#1756oversized fish scaler2
#319pair of ragged claws1
#219panhandle panhandling hat7
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#1038patent leather shoes3
#963penguin thesaurus5
#116perpendicular hula with a fly in it2
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2035pet rock2
#857pink candy heart4
#382pink plastic baby1
#1721polyalloy shield2
#1713possessed top2
#1150prehistoric spear2
#157prussian cathouse with a fly in it2
#321psycho sweater1
#271pulsing flesh11
#297purple-frosted astral cupcake4
#1303rag doll1
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#794really dense meat stack7
#373rib of the Bonerdagon5
#499rigid carapace9
#635roasted marshmallow32
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1966robotronic egg1
#83rockin' wagon with a fly in it2
#2678rogue swarmer1
#2724rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#1838rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#2197rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1525sandwich of the gods3
#2502sawblade fragment5
#638sawblade shield3
#210set of jacks1
#291silver shrimp fork7
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#129slap and tickle with a fly in it2
#761snake5
#1348sock monkey1
#1679solid gold bowling ball5
#1624spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#666spark plug earring1
#762sparkler5
#1742spectre scepter13
#387spooky bindle2
#2624spooky eggnog2
#271stained mattress4
#993stainless steel scarf3
#461stainless steel shillelagh9
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1048stainless steel slacks4
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#2491stuffed Cheshire bitten19
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2246stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech22
#571stuffed alien blob11
#2905stuffed angry cow16
#2359stuffed astral badger21
#2714stuffed baby gravy fairy18
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#1836stuffed cocoabo27
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#1538stuffed doppelshifter5
#3426stuffed flaming gravy fairy13
#2687stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1204stuffed gray blob12
#2383stuffed hand turkey21
#2783stuffed mind flayer17
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#3089stuffed scary death orb15
#3048stuffed sleazy gravy fairy15
#2960stuffed snowy owl15
#3814stuffed spooky gravy fairy11
#247stuffed stab bat1
#2910stuffed stinky gravy fairy16
#2579stuffed undead elbow macaroni19
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2643stuffing1
#133tangarita with a fly in it2
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#161thermos of brew3
🥇time sleigh1
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#579tofurkey gravy15
#502tofurkey leg17
#1866tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2528toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#1868toy crazy train2
#477toy deathbot2
#1689toy jet pack2
#546toy maglev monorail2
#1564toy mercenary2
#1815toy ray gun2
#1190toy soldier1
#1722toy space helmet2
#892toy train2
#2301tree-eating kite4
#599tropical paperweight1
#388twitching claw11
#1049unstable DNA36
#2721unstable laser battery4
#1912vampire duck-on-a-string2
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#471voodoo snuff2
#1147wheel2
#903white balloon1
#938white candy heart3
#615witch hat1
#1221wooden block1
#331woven baling wire bracelets3
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1454x-ray specs1
#1106yellow candy heart3
#1803yo2
#2365yo-yo1

Wow, that's 1,597 items total!

what items are this player missing?