#114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
#38 | 100-Watt bulb | 4 |
#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#128 | Alewife™ Ale | 12 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
#71 | Blatantly Canadian | 100 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#306 | Blood Light | 12 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#82 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 12 |
#1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
#40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
#64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
#102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
#24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
#32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
#40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
#1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
#134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#17 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 12 |
#280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
#1580 | Crimbuck | 131 |
#532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
#28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
#85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
#1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
#276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#4 | Grimacite Bock | 12 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#24 | Hundred Headed IPA | 12 |
#1491 | Imp Ale | 12 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
#147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
#83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
#113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
#45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
#49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
#21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
#225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
#323 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5 |
#245 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 12 |
#63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
#69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
#8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
#23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
#661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
#49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
#893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
#621 | Ram's Face Lager | 12 |
#143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#14 | Saison du Lune | 12 |
🥇 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 12 |
#633 | Schrödinger's thermos | 12 |
#130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#207 | Silver Bullet beer | 12 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
#140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
#12 | Spam Witch sammich | 12,043 |
#613 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
#851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
#10 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 12 |
#36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
#119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
#110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
#362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
#11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
#13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
#4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
#182 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
#1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
#184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
#464 | baby killer bee | 21 |
#4 | bag of lard | 1,002 |
#1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#178 | banana | 40 |
#100 | banana cream pie | 7 |
#98 | banana daiquiri | 3 |
#86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
#125 | banana peel | 44 |
#48 | banana smoothie | 20 |
#54 | banana spritzer | 7 |
#677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#955 | barrrnacle | 11 |
#129 | battered Crimbo Crate | 119 |
#31 | beer basted brat | 12 |
#640 | beer bomb | 12 |
#216 | beer bong | 12 |
#49 | beer cartilage | 12 |
#293 | beer helmet | 12 |
#20 | beer-a-pult | 12 |
#170 | beertini | 12 |
#51 | beery blood | 12 |
#45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#209 | black & tan | 12 |
#314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#517 | bloody beer | 12 |
#55 | blue plastic baby | 6 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#75 | boilermaker | 12 |
#177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
#330 | box of sunshine | 1,217 |
#185 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 13 |
#134 | brains casserole | 3 |
#131 | brainy skull | 4 |
#41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
#24 | breaded beer | 12 |
#244 | brick | 155 |
#76 | brick of sand | 24 |
#304 | bunch of bananas | 14 |
#48 | bungle in the jungle | 32 |
#250 | can of Swiller | 12 |
#130 | candy brain | 46 |
#111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
🥇 | canteen of wine | 6,614 |
#809 | capacitor relay | 11 |
#28 | cheap Chinese beer | 12 |
#1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
#529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
#633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
#44 | clockwork trench coat | 2 |
#1004 | clown hammer | 19 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#591 | cocoa egg | 12 |
#99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
#248 | cream stout | 12 |
#8 | crumpled felt fedora | 2 |
#194 | cup of primitive beer | 12 |
#48 | day-old beer | 12 |
#178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
#1018 | delicious salad | 15 |
#46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
#907 | designer handbag | 2 |
#121 | disembodied brain | 38 |
#1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
#34 | doll house | 164 |
#114 | dollhive | 95 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#468 | duct tape | 76 |
#81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#32 | duct tape fedora | 2 |
#108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
#75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
#256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
#142 | dusty Crimbo crate | 56 |
#140 | eXtreme mittens | 38 |
#212 | easter egg balloon | 82 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
#930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
🥈 | felt | 17,145 |
#309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
#272 | fire | 21 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
#384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
#449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
#501 | frigid mote | 1 |
#1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
#376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
#99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
#71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
#391 | goat | 1 |
#792 | green beer | 12 |
#1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
#72 | green smoke bomb | 40 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#5336 | grue egg | 1 |
#293 | half-rotten brain | 2 |
#99 | handful of hand chalk | 616 |
#776 | heavy D | 17 |
#159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
#5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
#304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
#1266 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
#1062 | ice-cold Willer | 12 |
#760 | ice-cold fotie | 12 |
#516 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
#61 | imitation crab crate | 13 |
#60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
#498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
🥈 | library card | 2,386 |
#57 | lint | 170 |
#761 | lowercase N | 3 |
#13 | lumbering jack | 100 |
#58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
#193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
#190 | maple leaf | 3 |
#854 | metallic A | 9 |
#50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
#95 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 7 |
#12 | molten medallion | 2 |
#47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
#37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
#65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#797 | original G | 14 |
#45 | overpriced "imported" beer | 12 |
#122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
#14 | pebblebräu | 12 |
#1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
#1109 | pet rock | 6 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
#50 | plain old beer | 12 |
#186 | plastic cup of beer | 12 |
#41 | plastic cup of flat beer | 12 |
#23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
#582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
#421 | potato sprout | 5 |
#103 | poutine | 100 |
#227 | powdered donut | 5 |
#262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
#84 | pumpkin beer | 12 |
#249 | radio button candy | 4 |
#147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
#326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
#26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
#412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
#20 | rock lobster | 1 |
#250 | royal jelly | 60 |
#491 | ruby W | 17 |
#241 | rum barrel charrrm | 6 |
#76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
#459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
#697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
#116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
#40 | scary death orb | 3 |
#279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
#18 | serpentine sword | 108 |
#8 | silver keg | 12 |
#1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
#31 | slime-soaked brain | 7 |
#146 | spice melange | 1 |
🥇 | spooky felt | 15,801 |
#30 | spooky hockey mask | 36 |
#467 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
#140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
#65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
#38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
#1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
#280 | star starfish | 1 |
#1474 | string of blue beads | 6 |
#1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
#1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
#176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
#4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
#460 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 34 |
#216 | sugar banana | 1 |
#166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
#128 | tankard of ale | 12 |
#206 | tap shoes | 9 |
#468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
#665 | teddy borg | 12 |
#306 | tenderizing hammer | 4 |
#24 | thermos of brew | 12 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#1356 | tiny house | 11 |
#576 | tires | 7 |
#6 | tomb ratchet | 800 |
#1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
#437 | towel | 22 |
#322 | tree-eating kite | 114 |
#6 | unstable laser battery | 913 |
#78 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
#37 | urchin roe | 1 |
#25 | used beer | 12 |
#670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
#150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
#879 | wind-up chattering teeth | 30 |
#70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
#41 | yellow brick road | 47 |
#23 | yellow candy heart | 4,479 |
#230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
#440 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 6 |
🥈 | yellow plastic hard hat | 811 |
#251 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 21 |
#352 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
#177 | yellow snowcone | 166 |
#145 | yellow striped oyster egg | 15 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |