Mitchell

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#1141.21 jigawatts1
#38100-Watt bulb4
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#246A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#254A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#294A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#131Alewifeâ„¢ Ale12
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#71Blatantly Canadian100
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#307Blood Light12
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#82Boozehounds Anonymous token12
#1742Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#40Brimstone Beret1
#65Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#24Brimstone Bracelet1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#1058Bulky Buddy Box2
#136C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button4
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1010CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#17Cinco Mayo Lager12
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1485Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#1581Crimbuck131
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#29El Vibrato Megadrone1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#4Grimacite Bock12
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#488Hodgman's blanket2
#132Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#164Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#27Hundred Headed IPA12
#1492Imp Ale12
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
#936Jack-in-the-box3
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#35KoLHS Pep Squad Box1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#91Libram of BRICKOs1
#144Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#325Maxwell's Silver Hammer5
#246McMillicancuddy's Special Lager12
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#7Monster Manuel1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#665Orange Star of Sacrifice3
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#673Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster11
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#167Rainbow's Gravity1
#625Ram's Face Lager12
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#14Saison du Lune12
🥇Schmalz's First Prize Beer12
#632Schrödinger's thermos12
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#208Silver Bullet beer12
#471Sinful Desires1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#12Spam Witch sammich12,043
#616St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket9
#946Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#10The Six-Pack of Pain12
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#108Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#363Uncle Romulus3
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#114Uranium Omega of Temperance2
#4Warehouse 23 crate1
#184Yellow Moon of Compassion15
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#477anniversary gift box7
#1921awful poetry journal1
#188baby cuddlefish1
#465baby killer bee21
#4bag of lard1,002
#1030balloon monkey1
#177banana40
#101banana cream pie7
#99banana daiquiri3
#88banana milkshake1
#125banana peel44
#48banana smoothie20
#54banana spritzer7
#677banana-frosted king cake3
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#957barrrnacle11
#129battered Crimbo Crate119
#31beer basted brat12
#643beer bomb12
#218beer bong12
#49beer cartilage12
#297beer helmet12
#20beer-a-pult12
#171beertini12
#51beery blood12
#44bewitching boots1
#35bitter bowtie1
#210black & tan12
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#519bloody beer12
#57blue plastic baby6
🥈blue ribbon1
#77boilermaker12
#179bottle of single-barrel whiskey6
#330box of sunshine1,217
#186brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings13
#134brains casserole3
#129brainy skull4
#42brazen bracelet1
#24breaded beer12
#244brick155
#76brick of sand24
#304bunch of bananas14
#48bungle in the jungle32
#251can of Swiller12
#132candy brain46
#110candy cornucopia1
🥇canteen of wine6,614
#808capacitor relay11
#29cheap Chinese beer12
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#529cheap toaster4
#637chocolate-frosted king cake2
#44clockwork trench coat2
#1002clown hammer19
#27coal paperweight1
#595cocoa egg12
#98cotton candy cocoon1
#250cream stout12
#8crumpled felt fedora2
#196cup of primitive beer12
#49day-old beer12
#180deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#1018delicious salad15
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#908designer handbag2
#120disembodied brain38
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#34doll house164
#114dollhive95
#655donkey flipbook1
#467duct tape76
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#31duct tape fedora2
#108duct tape shirt1
#75duct tape sword2
#255duct tape wallet1
#143dusty Crimbo crate56
#142eXtreme mittens38
#212easter egg balloon82
#2680evil teddy bear1
#51exotic parrot egg1
#931facsimile dictionary8
🥈felt17,145
#310fertilized ghuol egg1
#281fire21
#838flashing novelty button2
#77floaty stone sphere1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#450fricasseed brains1
#502frigid mote1
#1242fuzzy dice5
#377ghost pickle on a stick2
#100giant book of ancient carols1
#65glowing frisbee1
#394goat1
#792green beer12
#1006green glowstick1
#72green smoke bomb40
🥈green traffic cone1
#5341grue egg1
#295half-rotten brain2
#101handful of hand chalk616
#777heavy D17
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#5hobo monkey1
#306hovering sombrero1
#1264ice-cold Sir Schlitz12
#1059ice-cold Willer12
#762ice-cold fotie12
#520ice-cold six-pack12
#62imitation crab crate13
#63imitation crab zoea1
#499kickback cookbook1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
🥈library card2,386
#58lint170
#761lowercase N3
#13lumbering jack100
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#195makeshift crane1
#190maple leaf3
#856metallic A9
#51midget clownfish1
#95miniature carton of clove cigarettes7
#12molten medallion2
#47monstrous monocle1
#37musty moccasins1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#797original G14
#46overpriced "imported" beer12
#121pair of ragged claws3
#14pebblebräu12
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#1109pet rock6
#494petrified time1
#86pile of loose snow2
🥈pile of smoking rags1
#382pink plastic baby1
#51plain old beer12
#189plastic cup of beer12
#41plastic cup of flat beer12
#23pompadour'd puppy1
#582portable corkscrew12
#423potato sprout5
#103poutine100
#229powdered donut5
#263pregnant mushroom1
#83pumpkin beer12
#261radio button candy4
#144raffle prize box2
#326red plastic baby1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#417rewinged stab bat1
#20rock lobster1
#251royal jelly60
#491ruby W17
#240rum barrel charrrm6
#78rum barrel charrrm bracelet1
#462sabre-toothed lime cub1
#704sandwich of the gods11
#115sane hatrack1
#39scary death orb3
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#19serpentine sword108
#8silver keg12
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#331sleeping wereturtle2
#30slime-soaked brain7
#148spice melange1
🥇spooky felt15,801
#30spooky hockey mask36
#470spooky pirate skeleton2
#139spooky rattling cigar box1
#63squamous polyp1
#38squirming Slime larva1
#1130stainless steel shillelagh4
#281star starfish1
#1473string of blue beads6
#1226string of green beads9
#1715string of red beads4
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#4274stuffed mind flayer9
#460sturdy Crimbo crate34
#216sugar banana1
#169syncopated turtle1
#130tankard of ale12
#208tap shoes9
#468tattered paper crown2
#663teddy borg12
#307tenderizing hammer4
#24thermos of brew12
🥇time sleigh1
#1355tiny house11
#574tires7
#5tomb ratchet800
#1398toothsome rock5
#438towel22
#322tree-eating kite114
#6unstable laser battery913
#79unwound clockwork grapefruit2
#38urchin roe1
#25used beer12
#676vanilla-frosted king cake1
#151waterlogged crate1
#881wind-up chattering teeth30
#69wizard action figure1
#42yellow brick road47
#23yellow candy heart4,479
#230yellow candygram3
#442yellow paisley oyster egg6
🥈yellow plastic hard hat811
#251yellow plastic oyster egg21
#353yellow polka-dot oyster egg6
#176yellow snowcone166
#145yellow striped oyster egg15
#2204yo1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1

Wow, that's 67,432 items total!

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