| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #637 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #268 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #382 | black plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #465 | dry noodles | 150 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1073 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #810 | felt | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #302 | frozen nunchaku | 10 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1367 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1263 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1783 | killing feather | 25 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #474 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #962 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #385 | nanofiber cloth | 14 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #802 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #488 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #657 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #609 | scroll of pasta summoning | 16 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #606 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #722 | theoretical string | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1117 | toast | 498 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1546 | unstable laser battery | 35 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |