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| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
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| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
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| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
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| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
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| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
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| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
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| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
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| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
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| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
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| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
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| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
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| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
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| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
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| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
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| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
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| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
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| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
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| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
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