#407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#400 | ASCII shirt | 4 |
#486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
#534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
#441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
#176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
#1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
#574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
#845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
#509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
#609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
#733 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
#1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
#827 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
#64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
#661 | CRIMBCO scrip | 215 |
#575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
#2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
#533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
#758 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
#525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#836 | Crimbo candied pecan | 9 |
#622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
#814 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#975 | Crimbuck | 689 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
#1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
#1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
#1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
#774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
#784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
#479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
#1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
#335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
#723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
#1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
#777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
#890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
#875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
#989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
#993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
#972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
#700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
#775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
#1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
#257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#403 | Meat detector | 1 |
#328 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 16 |
#235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
#223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
#249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
#275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
#259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
#2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
#462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
#18 | PlexiPips | 114 |
#266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
#474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
#1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
#39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
#33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
#1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
#250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
#1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
#167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
#251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
#571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#458 | antique record album | 5 |
#109 | antique souvenir drawing | 9 |
#386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
#62 | bacon bath ball | 13 |
#1381 | badass belt | 40 |
#2043 | ball | 1 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
#1650 | blood flower | 1 |
#334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
#1620 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
#43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
#318 | brass stinger | 1 |
#2369 | brick | 2 |
#353 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#164 | can of starch | 1 |
#462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
#3831 | candy stake | 1 |
#505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
#64 | chocolate bath ball | 13 |
#410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#429 | chrome staff | 1 |
#521 | chrome sword | 1 |
#1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#144 | clownskin harness | 2 |
#1024 | club necklace | 7 |
#1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#557 | cool whip | 3 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#138 | cracker | 1 |
#1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
#123 | das boot | 1 |
#1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
#164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
#1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
#655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#494 | duct tape | 70 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
#3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
#1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
#1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
#775 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 13 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#401 | eye-pod | 1 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
#611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
#650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
#352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
#1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
#37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
#379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
#708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
#323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
#2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
#2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
#720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
#2658 | googly eye | 1 |
#635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#193 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
#847 | grue egg | 31 |
#368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
#764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
#188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
#2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
#56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
#571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
#926 | heart necklace | 8 |
#974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
#357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
#728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
#323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
#101 | icicle katana | 1 |
#35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
#11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
#1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
#2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
#32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
#149 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#929 | lead necklace | 4 |
#492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
#327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#834 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
#1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
#1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
#2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
#1137 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
#512 | magical mystery juice | 6 |
#387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
#245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
#169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
#181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
#35 | metrognome | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#364 | moonglasses | 1 |
#331 | mugcake | 7 |
#1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
#1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
#1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
#353 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
#1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
#2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
#2043 | oozenog | 2 |
#1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
#807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
#238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
#396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#328 | paperclip | 141 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
#1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
#1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
#1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
#1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
#459 | poison pen | 4 |
#358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
#433 | portable photocopier | 15 |
#730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
#614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
#711 | radium-flavored potato chips | 25 |
#1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
#1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
#566 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 13 |
#1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
#729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
#500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
#37 | security blankie | 1 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#149 | severed flipper | 1 |
#327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
#2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
#412 | shock collar | 1 |
#101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
#1320 | skeleton bone | 2 |
#509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
#107 | sleep mask | 1 |
#43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
#34 | snow halo | 1 |
#2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#784 | spade necklace | 9 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
#255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
#669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
#1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
#707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
#1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
#616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
#331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
#4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
#3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
#1925 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
#3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
#3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
#2495 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
#2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
#3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
#2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
#3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
#3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
#2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
#3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
#2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
#3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
#4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
#383 | targeting chip | 1 |
#675 | tasty tart | 2 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
#44 | time helmet | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#27 | time sword | 2 |
#46 | time trousers | 1 |
#325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
#382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
#463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
#3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
#3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
#2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
#2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
#3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
#2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
#3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
#1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
#27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
#488 | tip jar | 1 |
#1839 | towel | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#268 | turtle pheromones | 13 |
#130 | turtling rod | 1 |
#245 | twinkly nuggets | 48 |
#417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
#1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
#2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
#1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
#958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
#2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
#386 | wheel | 10 |
#249 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 5 |
#415 | white rice | 1 |
#771 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 14 |
#468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
#507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
#1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |