zaksquatch

RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#309Amulet of Yendor75
#1322Ancient Saucehelm2
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#1742Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#877Corpse Island iced tea5
#97Crimbo ukulele2
#338Crimboween memo27
#1218Crown of the Goblin King19
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#662Disco 'Fro Pick5
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#281Dolphin King's crown16
#192Dr. Hobo's scalpel19
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#276Feynman gate43
#211Inndya trading card1
#291Jolly Roger charrrm12
#692Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#247Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#234Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#438Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#204Roo trading card1
#88S.T.L.T.1
#338Scalp of Gorgolok8
#82Serenity trading card2
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#209The Snake trading card1
#217Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#228Woldo trading card1
#91albatross necklace1
#749ancient unspeakable fruitcake8
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#769aspirin1
#14astral mushroom2,000
#281astronaut pants33
#380atomic vector plotter10
#486baby killer bee20
#2045baconstone2
#2548badass belt19
#248bag of airline peanuts114
#1593ball2
#97ball-in-a-cup2
#91balloon monkey20
#161barrrnacle87
#525bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#345bi-lateral logic compressor10
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
#603black candy heart7
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1655blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#41blundarrrbus10
🥇bone rattle15,171
#283booty chest charrrm23
#224borg sock monkey10
#307bottle of black cat tonic1
#1174bottle of goofballs21
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#5534box of sunshine5
#419brick94
#707buckyball6
#545can of fake snow1
#163can-can-in-a-can2
#1300can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#1128candied yams7
#2973candy cane5
#3109candy stake2
#249cannonball charrrm27
#524capacitor relay20
#318carbon nanotube frame39
#764cheap studded belt2
#101cheap toaster17
#474chunk of depleted Grimacite21
#52clockwork pirate skull1
#286clown hammer98
#796club necklace9
#140cocoa egg109
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#353computronic processing unit10
#98copper ha'penny charrrm100
#623corpse on the beach8
#852corpsedriver5
#892corpsetini5
#920cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#664cymbal syrup1
#180deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#404defective skull58
#1148diamond necklace6
#1220dill10
#125divine blowout296
#175divine can of silly string161
#220divine champagne flute47
#127divine champagne popper89
#138divine cracker97
#138divine noisemaker249
#1263doll house2
#163dollhive66
#212donkey flipbook4
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#36duct tape shirt4
#233duct tape sword1
#129dusty bottle of Marsala173
#140dusty bottle of Merlot169
#147dusty bottle of Muscat161
#120dusty bottle of Pinot Noir190
#128dusty bottle of Port196
#108dusty bottle of Zinfandel199
#1241easter egg balloon20
#2365eggnog2
#378encoder ring47
#1391evil googly eye1
#315evil teddy bear49
#314explosion-flavored chewing gum92
#511facsimile dictionary20
#277fake fake vomit109
#240fake hand109
#124fancy ball mask1
#761fancy but probably evil chocolate8
#969fancy chocolate3
#81fancy dress ball173
#1175felt7
#310fertilized ghuol egg1
#132fetid feather83
#1765fire1
#164flaming feather86
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#238flirtatious feather31
#815foam dart1
#130frightful feather89
#143frozen feather92
#2467fruitcake3
#122fuzzy dice21
#1282ghost cucumber14
#103ghost pickle on a stick10
#795giant pinky ring17
#1859gingerbread bugbear7
#704gingerbread horror9
#197goat4
#1331googly eye7
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
🥈green traffic cone1
#1614grue egg15
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#1227gyroscope1
#1046hamethyst7
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1651heart necklace4
#759herbal stuffing10
🥈hi-density nylocite leg armor1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#306hovering sombrero1
#364hyperbolic plasma focuser10
#758immense cyborg hand6
#649incredibly creepy marionette4
#261ion grid52
#356ion-pulse modulation stabilizer10
#390jazz soap75
#267joybuzzer110
#615killer rag doll4
#503kite14
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#871length of string12
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#1135loaded serum blowgun3
#259logic synthesizer49
#571lovecat tail1
#791lucky rabbit's foot8
#41mad scientist's sock monkey65
#335magical ice cube with a fly in it87
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#74makeshift turban2
#250maple leaf2
#1087marionette1
#334marionette collective2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1114monomolecular yo-yo16
#678mood ring2
#742mylar scout drone6
#1323nanite-infested candy cane7
#479nanite-infested eggnog10
#1024nanite-infested fruitcake5
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
#225not-a-pipe1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#807pack of KWE trading card4
#216pants of the Slug Lord17
#265patent antipsychotics1
#116perpendicular hula with a fly in it2
#432personal massager31
#982personalized coffee mug1
#1109pet rock6
#355pet rock "Groucho" disguise75
#263pet rock "Snooty" disguise111
🥇pirate shirt7,004
#94pirate skull1
#754plastic passion fruit1
🥈polymorphic fastening apparatus1
#1148porquoise5
#890possessed top6
#849potato sprout2
#104pregnant mushroom4
#504prehistoric spear8
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#355quantum polarity inducer10
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#331recursive spline reticulator10
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#369reverse-oscillating klystron10
#417rewinged stab bat1
🥈rhesus monkey2,858
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1009[2108]rock3
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1274rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#1291rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#1310rubber WWSPD? bracelet6
#936rubber WWtNSD? bracelet8
#240rubber emo roe123
#240rum barrel charrrm6
#179sabre-toothed lime cub7
#386servomechanical torsion facilitator10
#210set of jacks1
#1122shiny ring18
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#280silver tongue charrrm23
#595skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#849sleeping snowy owl2
#1348sock monkey1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#1624spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#937spooky eggnog6
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#114spooky length of string101
#35spooky pirate skeleton20
#456spooky stuffing12
#264spooky toy wheel19
#1767spooky wooden block1
#136star starfish3
#643stick3
#530stick of "gum"3
#493stick-on-a-string9
#596stringy sinew15
#2119stuffed Cheshire bitten23
#2536stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech19
#2343stuffed alien blob2
#2774stuffed angry cow17
#2547stuffed astral badger19
#2516stuffed baby gravy fairy20
#2506stuffed cocoabo19
#353stuffed doppelshifter41
#3429stuffed flaming gravy fairy13
#2691stuffed frozen gravy fairy18
#3078stuffed hand turkey15
#2387stuffed mind flayer21
#2218stuffed scary death orb23
#3570stuffed sleazy gravy fairy12
#2708stuffed snowy owl17
#3240stuffed spooky gravy fairy14
#2913stuffed stinky gravy fairy16
#3060stuffed undead elbow macaroni15
#724stuffing12
#342sub-molecular interocitor10
#5sunken chest25,516
#446tarrrnish charrrm3
#1586teddy bear2
#1374teddy borg3
🥇time sleigh1
#35tiny bottle of absinthe1,028
#1464tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf5
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#1176tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#103tiny plastic Cheshire bat124
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#2897tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#2169tiny plastic G Imp3
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#2792tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1068tiny plastic Hellion7
#1471tiny plastic Iiti Kitty5
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#1449tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter5
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1763tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#2795tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#1225tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy6
#1239tiny plastic Protagonist6
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1727tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#1224tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#1521tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#2155tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1227tiny plastic XXX pr0n6
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#6124tiny plastic angry goat2
#2193tiny plastic anime smiley3
#1755tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#2140tiny plastic astronomer3
#6173tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6147tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1762tiny plastic beanbat4
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#6190tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#1082tiny plastic blooper7
#820tiny plastic brainsweeper9
#733tiny plastic briefcase bat10
#6135tiny plastic cocoabo2
#197tiny plastic coffee pixie65
#2097tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1489tiny plastic cubist bull5
#2189tiny plastic demoninja3
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#1454tiny plastic drunk goat5
#1061tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus7
#1790tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#2801tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#1211tiny plastic fruit golem6
#6184tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#15tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2,327
#6160tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1042tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers7
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#1766tiny plastic goth giant4
#6105tiny plastic grue2
#2114tiny plastic handsome mariachi3
#1361tiny plastic hermit4
#6152tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6079tiny plastic killer bee2
#1462tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#6176tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6190tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2173tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#6166tiny plastic mosquito2
#2155tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#6138tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1781tiny plastic scary clown4
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2785tiny plastic senile lihc2
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#2161tiny plastic smarmy pirate3
#1722tiny plastic spiny skelelton4
#6tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton8,626
#1784tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#6132tiny plastic stab bat2
#6172tiny plastic star starfish2
#2899tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2148tiny plastic taco cat3
#2153tiny plastic topiary golem3
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#2194tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#2765tiny plastic warwelf2
#2110tiny plastic whitesnake3
#1050tiny plastic zmobie7
#924tofurkey gravy9
#1008tofurkey leg8
#602tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#1157toothsome rock7
#1559top2
#202toy crazy train49
#78toy deathbot12
#574toy jet pack13
#546toy maglev monorail2
#90toy mercenary73
#364toy ray gun27
#402toy space helmet22
#444toy wheel21
#478tree skirt1
#187tree-eating kite199
#1041tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#109vampire duck-on-a-string109
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#1019vinegar20
#388vitachoconutriment capsule14
#386wheel10
#223white Xanadian1
#280whoopie cushion107
#265wind-up chattering teeth115
#932wooden block2
#513wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#319x-ray specs70
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#330yellow snowcone101
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#710yo12
#2046yo-yo2
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 72,402 items total!

what items are this player missing?