| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #119 | BRICKO brick | 2,704 |
| #288 | BRICKO eye brick | 44 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #683 | Crimboween memo | 16 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #442 | Dyspepsi grenade | 30 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | WA | 1,614 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #177 | ancient spice | 16 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #119 | astronaut ice-cream | 4 |
| #400 | baconstone | 20 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #329 | brick | 115 |
| #37 | brick of sand | 47 |
| #525 | brine | 38 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #400 | carob chunks | 9 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #502 | cranberries | 36 |
| #435 | cymbal syrup | 11 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #414 | dehydrated caviar | 7 |
| #1310 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #928 | dill | 27 |
| #294 | disease | 48 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2365 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1124 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #227 | evil googly eye | 20 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #638 | fruitcake | 34 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1153 | ghost cucumber | 20 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #522 | gingerbread bugbear | 45 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #601 | gnauga hide | 3 |
| #11 | gnauga hide chaps | 64 |
| #2321 | golden ring | 20 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #538 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #471 | handful of hand chalk | 45 |
| #519 | handful of sand | 15 |
| #162 | handful of sawdust | 54 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #126 | interesting-looking twig | 46 |
| #526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2151 | killing feather | 13 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #669 | mafia aria | 27 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | menudo | 2 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #855 | pet rock | 9 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #448 | porquoise | 17 |
| #1008 | possessed top | 5 |
| #158 | powdered organs | 21 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #486 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2129 | rogue swarmer | 24 |
| #1749 | sawblade fragment | 31 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #2770 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #571 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #321 | spooky stuffing | 19 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #560 | spooky wooden block | 12 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1089 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #254 | true grit | 10 |
| #701 | turtle totem | 38 |
| #2081 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #143 | vampire glitter | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #78 | wine-soaked bone chips | 12 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #11 | yakskin buckler | 31 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #822 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #473 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |