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| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
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| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #605 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
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| #843 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
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| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1527 | Valentine | 6 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #382 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #662 | baby killer bee | 14 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
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| #453 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #225 | black striped oyster egg | 21 |
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| #319 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
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| #62 | bottlecap turtle | 6 |
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| #566 | chaos butterfly | 194 |
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| #84 | chrome helmet turtle | 4 |
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| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
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| #413 | doll house | 12 |
| #918 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #66 | duck-on-a-string | 27 |
| #48 | dueling turtle | 7 |
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| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #362 | eye of newt | 25 |
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| #51 | grinning turtle | 5 |
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| #150 | gummi turtle | 5 |
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| #1016 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
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| #104 | knobby helmet turtle | 5 |
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| #141 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #77 | lavender striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #110 | linoleum staff | 6 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #725 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #773 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #67 | marionette | 16 |
| #72 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 27 |
| #71 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 38 |
| #127 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 22 |
| #60 | mauve striped oyster egg | 37 |
| #119 | musk turtle | 3 |
| #125 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #44 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 66 |
| #85 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 29 |
| #473 | off-white striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #71 | padded tortoise | 3 |
| #67 | painted turtle | 7 |
| #192 | pants of the Slug Lord | 20 |
| #568 | penguin skin | 60 |
| #521 | pet rock | 15 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #749 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #532 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #423 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #10 | psychoanalytic jar | 440 |
| #130 | puce paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #85 | puce plastic oyster egg | 30 |
| #92 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 29 |
| #154 | puce striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #46 | rag doll | 32 |
| #172 | rat appendix | 81 |
| #150 | red paisley oyster egg | 18 |
| #211 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #32 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 66 |
| #335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #418 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #456 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #86 | sack lunch | 509 |
| #485 | salamander spleen | 14 |
| #64 | samurai turtle | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #96 | sewer turtle | 3 |
| #1077 | shiny ring | 19 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #89 | skeletortoise | 4 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #463 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #264 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #95 | sock monkey | 24 |
| #1546 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #47 | soup turtle | 4 |
| #1488 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #470 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #448 | squashed frog | 20 |
| #1282 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1715 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1008 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #848 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #244 | stuffed doppelshifter | 62 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #171 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #147 | teddy bear | 47 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #184 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #197 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
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| #310 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #891 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #377 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #695 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 10 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2775 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #378 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #596 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #605 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #860 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #8132 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #538 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #836 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
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| #1279 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
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| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #491 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 9 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #2771 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
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| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #6080 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
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| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
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| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
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| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #575 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
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| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
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| #933 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #325 | top | 14 |
| #54 | torquoise | 3 |
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| #332 | toy soldier | 5 |
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| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #225 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
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| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #116 | turtle-shaped rock | 2 |
| #173 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #867 | white snake skin | 3 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #162 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #47 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 40 |
| #91 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 43 |
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| #57 | yellow striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
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