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| #230 | Cloaca-Cola | 178 |
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| #141 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 17 |
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| #201 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 15 |
| #82 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 28 |
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| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #38 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 58 |
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| #227 | Dolphin King's crown | 20 |
| #161 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 22 |
| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 192 |
| #73 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 35 |
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| #95 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 21 |
| #252 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #112 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 17 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #763 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #20 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 42 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
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| #497 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
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| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
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| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #440 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #377 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #658 | baby killer bee | 14 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #293 | ball | 22 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #458 | bar skin | 19 |
| #86 | barrrnacle | 138 |
| #261 | bat guano | 57 |
| #454 | bat wing | 22 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
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| #168 | black paisley oyster egg | 25 |
| #129 | black plastic oyster egg | 29 |
| #452 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #225 | black striped oyster egg | 21 |
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| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
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| #112 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 25 |
| #97 | blue shell | 2 |
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| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #63 | bottlecap turtle | 6 |
| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #790 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 11 |
| #783 | candied yams | 11 |
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| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #566 | chaos butterfly | 194 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #84 | chrome helmet turtle | 4 |
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| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1150 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #413 | doll house | 12 |
| #919 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #66 | duck-on-a-string | 27 |
| #48 | dueling turtle | 7 |
| #769 | easter egg balloon | 32 |
| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #362 | eye of newt | 25 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #109 | foie gras | 18 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
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| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #119 | giraffe-necked turtle | 5 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #63 | golden plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #51 | grinning turtle | 5 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #152 | gummi turtle | 5 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #137 | hedgeturtle | 10 |
| #907 | helmet turtle | 23 |
| #1015 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #624 | ketchup hound | 3 |
| #72 | kite | 87 |
| #104 | knobby helmet turtle | 5 |
| #87 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 29 |
| #178 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #141 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #77 | lavender striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #110 | linoleum staff | 6 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #724 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #765 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #67 | marionette | 16 |
| #72 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 27 |
| #71 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 38 |
| #127 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 22 |
| #60 | mauve striped oyster egg | 37 |
| #120 | musk turtle | 3 |
| #124 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #44 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 66 |
| #85 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 29 |
| #473 | off-white striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #70 | padded tortoise | 3 |
| #66 | painted turtle | 7 |
| #192 | pants of the Slug Lord | 20 |
| #568 | penguin skin | 60 |
| #521 | pet rock | 15 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #530 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #9 | psychoanalytic jar | 440 |
| #130 | puce paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #85 | puce plastic oyster egg | 30 |
| #92 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 29 |
| #153 | puce striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #46 | rag doll | 32 |
| #172 | rat appendix | 81 |
| #150 | red paisley oyster egg | 18 |
| #210 | red plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #32 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 66 |
| #335 | red striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #85 | sack lunch | 509 |
| #485 | salamander spleen | 14 |
| #63 | samurai turtle | 2 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #97 | sewer turtle | 3 |
| #1077 | shiny ring | 19 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #89 | skeletortoise | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #462 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #261 | sleeping wereturtle | 3 |
| #95 | sock monkey | 24 |
| #1540 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #47 | soup turtle | 4 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #468 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #448 | squashed frog | 20 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1001 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #846 | string of green beads | 14 |
| #848 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #244 | stuffed doppelshifter | 62 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #147 | teddy bear | 47 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #182 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #197 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #596 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 10 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #740 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #662 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 6 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 4 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #490 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 9 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1013 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #933 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #324 | top | 14 |
| #54 | torquoise | 3 |
| #75 | tortoboggan | 3 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #50 | toy train | 28 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #940 | turtle totem | 20 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #116 | turtle-shaped rock | 2 |
| #176 | turtlemail bits | 11 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #866 | white snake skin | 3 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #47 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 40 |
| #91 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 43 |
| #157 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #57 | yellow striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #165 | yo-yo | 189 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |