Salsa Joe

RankItemQuantity
#662Ancient Saucehelm4
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#159Baron von Ratsworth's tophat13
#1741Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#256Cloaca grenade69
#231Cloaca-Cola178
#67Cloaca-Cola c-rations47
#141Cloaca-Cola fatigues17
#133Cloaca-Cola helmet15
#200Cloaca-Cola knapsack15
#82Cloaca-Cola shield28
#86Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife9
#1558Codpiece of the Goblin King3
#695Colander of Em-er'il4
#39Copper Alpha of Sincerity58
#1566Crown of the Goblin King13
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#228Dolphin King's crown20
#161Dr. Hobo's scalpel22
#518Dyspepsi grenade25
#351Dyspepsi-Cola192
#73Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations35
#152Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues14
#95Dyspepsi-Cola helmet21
#252Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack11
#112Dyspepsi-Cola shield17
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#700Elder Turtle Shell4
#605Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#765Iron Beta of Industry7
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#20Retenez L'Herbe Paté42
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#1061St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket3
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#497Thwaitgold bee statuette5
#645Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#334Thwaitgold butterfly statuette4
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1069Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#40Underworld sapling1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1526Valentine6
#745Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#441Zinc Delta of Tranquility3
#378adorable seal larva7
#52ancient turtle shell1
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#769aspirin1
#658baby killer bee14
#2645badass belt18
#292ball22
#664balloon monkey2
#458bar skin19
#86barrrnacle138
#260bat guano57
#454bat wing22
#998bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#157bell-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#168black paisley oyster egg25
#129black plastic oyster egg29
#452black polka-dot oyster egg11
#225black striped oyster egg21
#137blank diary1
#317blood-faced volleyball1
#153blue paisley oyster egg19
#119blue plastic oyster egg35
#112blue polka-dot oyster egg25
#97blue shell2
#128blue striped oyster egg28
#367blueberry-frosted king cake3
#859bottle of single-barrel whiskey2
#62bottlecap turtle6
#127box turtle3
#545can of fake snow1
#790can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce11
#783candied yams11
#1123candy cane30
#3108candy stake2
#566chaos butterfly194
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#84chrome helmet turtle4
#141cigar box turtle2
#1050cocoa egg2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#1150designer handbag1
#413doll house12
#919drywall axe10
#66duck-on-a-string27
#48dueling turtle7
#769easter egg balloon32
#1043eggnog13
#362eye of newt25
#355fake plastic grass5
#2393felt1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#108foie gras18
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#501frigid mote1
#2467fruitcake3
#460furry fur130
#90furry green turtle4
#3221fuzzy dice2
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#2002gingerbread bugbear6
#2303gingerbread horror3
#119giraffe-necked turtle5
#393goat1
#63golden plastic oyster egg3
#2658googly eye1
#51grinning turtle5
#1342grue egg19
#150gummi turtle5
#533guy made of bee pollen4
#137hedgeturtle10
#908helmet turtle23
#1017herbal stuffing7
#306hovering sombrero1
#64ingot turtle1
#621ketchup hound3
#72kite87
#104knobby helmet turtle5
#87lavender paisley oyster egg29
#178lavender plastic oyster egg19
#141lavender polka-dot oyster egg16
#77lavender striped oyster egg23
#1751length of string1
#110linoleum staff6
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#724lucky rabbit's foot9
#767macaroni duck3
#382maple leaf1
#67marionette16
#72mauve paisley oyster egg27
#71mauve plastic oyster egg38
#127mauve polka-dot oyster egg22
#60mauve striped oyster egg37
#119musk turtle3
#124off-white paisley oyster egg16
#44off-white plastic oyster egg66
#85off-white polka-dot oyster egg29
#473off-white striped oyster egg6
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#1028oyster basket3
#160packet of tofurkey gravy1
#71padded tortoise3
#66painted turtle7
#192pants of the Slug Lord20
#568penguin skin60
#521pet rock15
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#168pile of loose snow1
#68pillow shell1
#530plastic passion fruit2
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#693portable corkscrew10
#422potato sprout5
#448poultrygeist1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#9psychoanalytic jar440
#130puce paisley oyster egg16
#85puce plastic oyster egg30
#92puce polka-dot oyster egg29
#153puce striped oyster egg14
#46rag doll32
#172rat appendix81
#150red paisley oyster egg18
#210red plastic oyster egg19
#32red polka-dot oyster egg66
#335red striped oyster egg9
#9red traffic cone1
#416rewinged stab bat1
#406rhesus monkey1
#457rib of the Bonerdagon4
#10rose-colored glasses1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#85sack lunch509
#485salamander spleen14
#63samurai turtle2
#111scary death orb1
#96sewer turtle3
#1077shiny ring19
#254single-serving herbal stuffing1
#89skeletortoise4
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#463sleeping snowy owl6
#262sleeping wereturtle3
#95sock monkey24
#1541solid gold bowling ball6
#47soup turtle4
#1486spooky eggnog4
#468spooky pirate skeleton2
#448squashed frog20
#1281stainless steel scarf2
#1711stainless steel shillelagh2
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#2249stainless steel slacks1
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#280star starfish1
#81stone turtle1
#1004stray chihuahua2
#1377string of blue beads7
#846string of green beads14
#848string of red beads14
#244stuffed doppelshifter62
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#2643stuffing1
#167syncopated turtle1
#147teddy bear47
#1963teddy borg1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#182tiny barrel1
#392tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer5
#186tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory8
#148tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer9
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#192tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer8
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#228tiny die-cast Father Crimborg3
#190tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer8
#197tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer8
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#610tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer3
#310tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer6
#104tiny die-cast Swiss hen4
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#247tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign7
#401tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer5
#186tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg3
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#168tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf9
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#169tiny die-cast middle-management elf9
#313tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf6
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#116tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf10
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#70tiny die-cast turtle mech5
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#596tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear7
#607tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type4
#888tiny plastic Beebee King2
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#376tiny plastic Bugbear Captain3
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#738tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter5
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#694tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel3
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1511tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#425tiny plastic Father McGruber10
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#490tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist9
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2772tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#376tiny plastic Lord Flameface3
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#594tiny plastic Norville Rogers7
#342tiny plastic Queen Bee7
#278tiny plastic Rene C. Corman4
#603tiny plastic Scott the Miner7
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2830tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6120tiny plastic angry goat2
#761tiny plastic angry space marine5
#3940tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#536tiny plastic batbugbear8
#740tiny plastic bee swarm5
#835tiny plastic beebee gunners4
#662tiny plastic beebee queue6
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#849tiny plastic blazing bat4
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#971tiny plastic bugaboo3
#587tiny plastic buzzerker7
#490tiny plastic cavebugbear9
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8219tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#668tiny plastic fire servant3
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#851tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear4
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#1111tiny plastic mumblebee2
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#574tiny plastic spiderbugbear4
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#573tiny plastic the Free Man4
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#1014tofurkey gravy8
#934tofurkey leg9
#324top14
#54torquoise3
#74tortoboggan3
#767tortoise's blessing1
#333toy soldier5
#50toy train28
#1821toy wheel1
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#226tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#673turtle pheromones1
#941turtle totem20
#196turtle wax1
#116turtle-shaped rock2
#175turtlemail bits11
#969untamable turtle2
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#866white snake skin3
#2055wind-up chattering teeth1
#1220wooden block1
#160wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie5
#47yellow paisley oyster egg40
#91yellow plastic oyster egg43
#157yellow polka-dot oyster egg13
#57yellow striped oyster egg28
#1803yo2
#165yo-yo189
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 5,113 items total!

what items are this player missing?