#7 | Angry Farmer candy | 55,029 |
🥈 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 7 |
#34 | Bag o' Tricks | 2 |
#103 | Bulky Buddy Box | 28 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#15 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 4 |
#11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
🥇 | Clan pool table | 4 |
#89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
#142 | Corpse Island iced tea | 36 |
#36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
#51 | Crimbo ukulele | 3 |
#50 | Crimboween memo | 126 |
#534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
#7 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 51 |
🥉 | Elvish sunglasses | 7 |
#1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
#6 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 5 |
#24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
#7 | Libram of Divine Favors | 4 |
#7 | Libram of Love Songs | 6 |
#3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
#39 | M-242 | 500 |
#30 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 273 |
#44 | March hat | 1 |
#25 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 100 |
#5 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 54,957 |
#50 | Miniborg beeper | 10 |
#47 | Miniborg hiveminder | 9 |
#63 | Miniborg laser | 9 |
#63 | Miniborg stomper | 9 |
#62 | Miniborg strangler | 9 |
#52 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 484 |
#497 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 107 |
#85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
#28 | Now and Earlier | 206 |
#318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
#100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
#2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#224 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
#4 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 7 |
#13 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 5 |
🥇 | Spooky Putty leotard | 3 |
#615 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
#101 | The Ring | 1 |
#126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
#157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#143 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 8 |
#19 | V for Vivala mask | 2 |
#4 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 94,094 |
#352 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
#40 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 97 |
#5 | antique greaves | 3,563 |
#4 | antique helmet | 3,416 |
#4 | antique shield | 3,548 |
#7 | antique spear | 3,494 |
#110 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
#35 | astral badger | 2 |
#22 | astronaut pants | 271 |
#11 | atomic vector plotter | 510 |
#12 | awful poetry journal | 54,664 |
#11 | bad penguin egg | 5 |
#2042 | ball | 1 |
#97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
#381 | banana | 12 |
#221 | banana cream pie | 2 |
#221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
#565 | banana peel | 2 |
#43 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 26 |
#1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#5 | begpwnia | 2,426 |
#135 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
#111 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 37 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#241 | black plastic oyster egg | 18 |
#352 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
#407 | black snowcone | 8 |
#280 | black striped oyster egg | 17 |
#51 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 71 |
#1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
#73 | blue plastic oyster egg | 62 |
#277 | blue striped oyster egg | 15 |
#9 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 6 |
#980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#7 | bottled green pixie | 4 |
#5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
#74 | briny vinegar | 3 |
#447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
#1627 | buckyball | 1 |
#32 | bunch of bananas | 187 |
#228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#627 | can of Binarrrca | 14 |
#113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
#187 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 42 |
#140 | candied yams | 57 |
#93 | candy cane | 453 |
🥉 | candy cornucopia | 17 |
#67 | candy stake | 79 |
#13 | canteen of wine | 745 |
#13 | chaos butterfly | 78,769 |
#127 | cheap elven gloves | 27 |
#804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
#5 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 957 |
#7 | class five ecto-larva | 3 |
#97 | club necklace | 41 |
#507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#205 | colorful plastic ball | 210 |
#104 | computronic processing unit | 44 |
#4 | container of Spooky Putty | 5 |
#173 | corpse on the beach | 29 |
#178 | corpsedriver | 26 |
#181 | corpsetini | 28 |
#4 | cotton candy cocoon | 17 |
#24 | cyborg stompin' boot | 30 |
#23 | dandy lion cub | 2 |
#12 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 19 |
#145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
#7 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 7 |
#10 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 22 |
#22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
#76 | diamond necklace | 50 |
#1147 | dill | 12 |
#102 | disassembled clover | 1,203 |
#15 | disturbing fanfic | 56,806 |
#137 | doll house | 43 |
#10 | dollhive | 406 |
#368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
#581 | dusty Crimbo crate | 19 |
#85 | eggnog | 215 |
#120 | elven limbos gingerbread | 85 |
#140 | elven moonshine | 74 |
#280 | elven socks | 16 |
#960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
#48 | evil teddy bear | 293 |
#931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
#18 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 114 |
#7 | fancy canapés | 29 |
#969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
#8 | fancy dress ball | 5,868 |
#649 | felt | 14 |
#145 | festive holiday hat | 25 |
#200 | fire | 31 |
🥉 | floaty stone sphere | 7 |
#127 | frigid mote | 6 |
#519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
#71 | fruitcake | 346 |
#7 | furry fur | 72,794 |
#1064 | ghost cucumber | 26 |
#63 | ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
#1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
#1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
#1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
#14 | giant glass of brandy | 31 |
#10 | giant needle | 39,717 |
#67 | gingerbread bugbear | 425 |
#49 | gingerbread horror | 107 |
#91 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 28 |
#224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
#31 | golden ring | 400 |
#1709 | googly eye | 4 |
#73 | grass blade | 2 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#17 | gray bow tie | 179 |
#3141 | grue egg | 5 |
#8 | haiku katana | 5 |
#6 | half-orchid | 2,547 |
#27 | handmade hobby horse | 5 |
#164 | heart necklace | 31 |
#6 | heavy D | 69,776 |
#352 | herb brownies | 71 |
#111 | herbal stuffing | 55 |
#131 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 31 |
#61 | iGoogly | 426 |
#275 | ice stein | 1 |
#27 | immense cyborg hand | 50 |
#4 | infant sandworm | 5 |
#304 | invisible bag | 3 |
#108 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 43 |
#59 | iron pasta spoon | 151 |
#84 | irradiated candy cane | 34 |
#405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
#5 | jar of swamp gas | 32,565 |
#27 | killing feather | 454 |
#2060 | kite | 1 |
#37 | kneecapping stick | 550 |
#4 | knuckle sandwich | 2,392 |
#48 | laser-broiled pear | 119 |
#2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#643 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 6 |
#824 | length of string | 13 |
#13 | lesser grodulated violet | 2,477 |
#127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
#5 | little box of fireworks | 6 |
#10 | llama lama cria | 5 |
#14 | logic synthesizer | 1,031 |
#456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#51 | mafia aria | 491 |
#113 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 26 |
#15 | meat vortex | 9,808 |
#54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
#29 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1,591 |
#40 | moveable feast | 1 |
#1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
#379 | nanite-infested candy cane | 40 |
#139 | nanite-infested eggnog | 30 |
#146 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 28 |
#82 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 46 |
#14 | naughty origami kit | 3 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
#1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
#1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
#73 | oozenog | 29 |
#230 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 28 |
#5 | original G | 71,854 |
#35 | oversized fish scaler | 61 |
#55 | pack of KWE trading card | 42 |
#6 | packet of mayfly bait | 5 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#105 | penguin skin | 1,984 |
#15 | penguin thesaurus | 207 |
#39 | pet rock | 153 |
#82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
#346 | pixellated candy heart | 46 |
#754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
#7 | plot hole | 78,606 |
#17 | polyalloy shield | 52 |
#5 | probability potion | 56,409 |
#5 | procrastination potion | 58,400 |
🥇 | psycho sweater | 51 |
#2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
#13 | pulsing flesh | 74 |
#13 | quantum polarity inducer | 383 |
#240 | quantum taco | 100 |
#419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
#311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
#2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#79 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 66 |
#24 | rigid carapace | 76 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#29 | robotronic egg | 634 |
#881 | [2108]rock | 4 |
#26 | rogue swarmer | 598 |
#81 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 47 |
#100 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 44 |
#68 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 53 |
#90 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 43 |
#4 | sane hatrack | 6 |
#20 | sawblade fragment | 588 |
#16 | scary death orb | 10 |
#19 | scroll of pasta summoning | 734 |
#10 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 509 |
#49 | set of jacks | 3 |
#226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
#14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
#40 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 31 |
#34 | snake | 500 |
#909 | sock monkey | 2 |
#92 | spade necklace | 45 |
#31 | sparkler | 500 |
#631 | spectral pickle | 13 |
#43 | spooky eggnog | 97 |
#560 | spooky felt | 16 |
#189 | spooky hockey mask | 8 |
#8 | spooky length of string | 1,900 |
#5 | spooky rattling cigar box | 7 |
#171 | spooky stick | 76 |
#4 | spooky stuffing | 2,277 |
#1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
#27 | spooky wooden block | 218 |
#643 | stick | 3 |
#21 | stick-on-a-string | 103 |
#70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
🥉 | strange shiny disc | 3,196 |
#103 | stringy sinew | 87 |
#713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 63 |
#84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
#975 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
#3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#1022 | stuffed angry cow | 48 |
#937 | stuffed astral badger | 53 |
#1261 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 41 |
#1117 | stuffed cocoabo | 43 |
#1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
#1130 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 45 |
#939 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 52 |
#43 | stuffed gray blob | 679 |
#1145 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
#1334 | stuffed mind flayer | 39 |
#1449 | stuffed scary death orb | 36 |
#3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
#974 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 51 |
#1267 | stuffed snowy owl | 39 |
#1621 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
#1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
#1359 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
#1008 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 50 |
#777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#378 | stuffing | 24 |
#115 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 164 |
#16 | sub-molecular interocitor | 393 |
#89 | support cummerbund | 107 |
#88 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 6 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#704 | teddy bear | 9 |
#30 | teddy borg | 238 |
#497 | theoretical string | 27 |
#12 | thermos of brew | 25 |
#9 | thin black candle | 94,099 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
#7 | tin magnolia | 2,604 |
#5 | tiny costume wardrobe | 7 |
#8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
#1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
#1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
#27 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 27 |
#108 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 8 |
#17 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 29 |
#3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
#2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
#20 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 33 |
#6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
#3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
#6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
#4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
#88 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
#6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
#4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#82 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 9 |
#6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
#6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
#6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
#27 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 29 |
#8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
#3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
#6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
#6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
#8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#153 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 6 |
#1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
#6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
#4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
#20 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 31 |
#3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
#4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
#90 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 8 |
#3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#25 | toast | 180,697 |
#83 | tofurkey gravy | 76 |
#82 | tofurkey leg | 76 |
#42 | tomato daiquiri | 37 |
#35 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 37 |
#45 | toothsome rock | 151 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#1841 | towel | 1 |
#100 | toy crazy train | 96 |
#22 | toy jet pack | 269 |
#220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
#1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
#31 | toy ray gun | 276 |
#32 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 3 |
#333 | toy soldier | 5 |
#25 | toy space helmet | 272 |
#364 | toy train | 6 |
#559 | toy wheel | 17 |
#478 | tree skirt | 1 |
#11 | tree-eating kite | 2,887 |
#84 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
#61 | tropical wrapping paper | 9 |
#20 | twitching claw | 81 |
#19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
#376 | unstable DNA | 138 |
#13 | unstable laser battery | 469 |
#134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
#14 | upsy daisy | 2,529 |
#5 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4,318 |
#23 | vibrating cyborg knife | 89 |
#1044 | vinegar | 19 |
#41 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 70 |
#42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
#65 | wheel | 45 |
#218 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 11 |
#291 | witch hat | 3 |
#28 | wizard action figure | 2 |
#9 | wolf mask | 16,778 |
#191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
#2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
#124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
#1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |