| #30 | Ancient Saucehelm | 30 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #62 | Boss Bat bling | 49 |
| #259 | Boss Bat britches | 51 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #74 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 60 |
| #21 | Colander of Em-er'il | 28 |
| #188 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 13 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #7 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 54 |
| #40 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 29 |
| #24 | Elder Turtle Shell | 28 |
| #28 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 60 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #23 | Green Clover of Justice | 45 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| #425 | Iron Beta of Industry | 18 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #137 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 48 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #29 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 30 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 10 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 8 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #593 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 31 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #602 | Valentine | 36 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #4 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 52 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #80 | badass belt | 259 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #114 | bottle of goofballs | 184 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #140 | box of sunshine | 3,000 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #45 | easter egg balloon | 177 |
| #17 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2,396 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #43 | fuzzy dice | 37 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #57 | handful of confetti | 316 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #18 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2,408 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 54 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #109 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 81 |
| #14 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2,397 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |