| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #291 | Bulky Buddy Box | 10 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #581 | Goodfella contract | 22 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #2767 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #277 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 194 |
| #257 | M-242 | 48 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #781 | Valentine | 21 |
| #257 | Wand of Nagamar | 22 |
| #156 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,252 |
| #294 | Workytime Tea | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #348 | banana | 14 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #172 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #225 | black-and-blue light | 273 |
| #478 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #337 | blue plasma ball | 154 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #434 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #3173 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #273 | candy kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #134 | canteen of wine | 150 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #178 | cheap studded belt | 323 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #173 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 12 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #85 | cyborg doll | 19 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #20 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 2 |
| #70 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #718 | disassembled clover | 43 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #131 | elven limbos gingerbread | 79 |
| #357 | elven moonshine | 32 |
| #311 | elven suicide capsule | 37 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #280 | fancy chocolate car | 12 |
| #241 | flavored foot massage oil | 213 |
| #103 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #278 | foam dart | 181 |
| #136 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #467 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #1969 | golden ring | 38 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1335 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #237 | herringcello | 41 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #182 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #497 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1093 | killing feather | 40 |
| #202 | knuckle sandwich | 119 |
| #499 | laser-broiled pear | 16 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #725 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #390 | monomolecular yo-yo | 169 |
| #130 | mulled cider | 14 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #147 | nanite-infested candy cane | 103 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1088 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #785 | paperclip | 16 |
| #257 | penguin focaccia bread | 39 |
| #314 | personal massager | 70 |
| #340 | personalized coffee mug | 197 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #210 | snake | 50 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #219 | sparkler | 50 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #265 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 186 |
| #689 | strange shiny disc | 4 |
| #991 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 43 |
| #839 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 55 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1346 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #1280 | stuffed Meat | 32 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #762 | stuffed angry cow | 61 |
| #1089 | stuffed astral badger | 47 |
| #1093 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 47 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #18 | stuffed carpenter | 15 |
| #1212 | stuffed cocoabo | 40 |
| #922 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #898 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 55 |
| #1092 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #435 | stuffed gray blob | 99 |
| #1246 | stuffed hand turkey | 41 |
| #875 | stuffed key | 57 |
| #647 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #1094 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #1266 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #1113 | stuffed monocle | 39 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1376 | stuffed scary death orb | 38 |
| #248 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 78 |
| #1053 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1080 | stuffed snowy owl | 45 |
| #788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 62 |
| #138 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 52 |
| #1067 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1115 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1298 | stuffed tin of caviar | 31 |
| #787 | stuffed treasure chest | 66 |
| #1152 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 44 |
| #53 | stuffed walrus | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #870 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #143 | tin rations | 1 |
| #209 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 110 |
| #101 | tiny bowler | 6 |
| #171 | tiny canopic jar | 2 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #43 | tiny house | 7,610 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #136 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 45 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 51 |
| #157 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 25 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 21 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 43 |
| #137 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 26 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 20 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #158 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 84 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 76 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 72 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 23 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic Felonia | 28 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #154 | tiny plastic G Imp | 39 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #180 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 34 |
| #133 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 45 |
| #146 | tiny plastic Hellion | 42 |
| #146 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 41 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 30 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 38 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 50 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 51 |
| #167 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 36 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 34 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 36 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 41 |
| #184 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 33 |
| #196 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 20 |
| #146 | tiny plastic The Man | 24 |
| #189 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 33 |
| #115 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 20 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 37 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 18 |
| #214 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 30 |
| #187 | tiny plastic angry goat | 77 |
| #264 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 23 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 37 |
| #146 | tiny plastic astronomer | 43 |
| #179 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 77 |
| #164 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 88 |
| #203 | tiny plastic beanbat | 30 |
| #152 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 19 |
| #196 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 73 |
| #131 | tiny plastic blooper | 43 |
| #195 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 32 |
| #130 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 46 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #165 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 84 |
| #197 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 65 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 28 |
| #187 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 31 |
| #180 | tiny plastic demoninja | 35 |
| #176 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 20 |
| #141 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 44 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #165 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 35 |
| #164 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 38 |
| #138 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 48 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 41 |
| #149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 91 |
| #193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 71 |
| #185 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 78 |
| #162 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 38 |
| #153 | tiny plastic goth giant | 41 |
| #151 | tiny plastic grue | 87 |
| #148 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 40 |
| #183 | tiny plastic hermit | 18 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #246 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 59 |
| #189 | tiny plastic killer bee | 75 |
| #239 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 26 |
| #186 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 74 |
| #162 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 83 |
| #144 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 39 |
| #173 | tiny plastic mosquito | 76 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #156 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 43 |
| #184 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 18 |
| #170 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 85 |
| #250 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #151 | tiny plastic scary clown | 41 |
| #170 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 20 |
| #180 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 34 |
| #217 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 29 |
| #212 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 28 |
| #159 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 88 |
| #150 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 42 |
| #143 | tiny plastic stab bat | 93 |
| #175 | tiny plastic star starfish | 75 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #106 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 66 |
| #158 | tiny plastic taco cat | 39 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 44 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #183 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 20 |
| #178 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #161 | tiny plastic warwelf | 38 |
| #107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 56 |
| #180 | tiny plastic zmobie | 34 |
| #190 | tiny shaker of salt | 11 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #688 | unstable DNA | 71 |
| #1787 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #342 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 17 |
| #133 | water wings | 10 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #274 | yeti fur | 786 |