Museum :: Porny Stroker

Porny Stroker

Rank	Item	Quantity
#242	"DRINK ME" potion	100
#213	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#1437	1-ball	1
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#69	4-dimensional guitar	49
#25	99.44% pure math	3
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#222	Baja sopapilla	4
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#308	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#191	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	14
#389	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#174	Blood Light	25
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#227	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#310	C.H.U.M. knife	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#183	Corpse Island iced tea	29
#126	Crimbo Factory surprise box	24
#53	Crimbo dinner	15
#93	Crimbo food scraps	81
#231	Crimbo pie	11
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#171	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
#66	Crimbosmopolitan	16
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	76
#82	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	609
#68	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	16
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2890	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#610	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	10
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1259	Drowsy Sword	9
#101	Dust bunny	20
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#44	Elf Army machine parts	79
#215	Elf Guard MPC	495
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#86	Elf Guard eyedrops	3
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#53	Elf Guard insignia (private)	3
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#51	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#128	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	3
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#59	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	24
#71	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	23
#74	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	25
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#233	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#34	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#510	Green Clover of Justice	4
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#53	Jack-in-the-box	73
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#118	Knob Goblin lunchbox	14
#295	Knob Goblin visor	21
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#171	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	224
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#1830	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	10
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#23	Master Thief's utility belt	1
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#164	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	24
#322	Misty Robe	2
#71	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#175	Mr. Joe's bangles	9
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#303	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#163	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	7
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#7	Science Notebook	2
#658	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#272	Silver Bullet beer	9
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#129	Snow Queen Crown	43
#24	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	8
#28	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	7
#20	Source terminal INGRAM chip	10
#21	Source terminal SCRAM chip	9
#17	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	11
#32	Source terminal file: compress.edu	4
#29	Source terminal file: cram.ext	6
#19	Source terminal file: critical.enh	12
#17	Source terminal file: damage.enh	11
#23	Source terminal file: dram.ext	9
#21	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	12
#33	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	5
#39	Source terminal file: gram.ext	3
#42	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	2
#20	Source terminal file: pram.ext	9
#35	Source terminal file: protect.enq	4
#14	Source terminal file: spam.ext	13
#23	Source terminal file: stats.enq	8
#21	Source terminal file: substats.enh	10
#21	Source terminal file: tram.ext	10
#22	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	7
#45	Spirit of Christmas	219
#111	Spirit of Easter	13
#113	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	13
#94	Spirit of Thanksgiving	23
#150	Spirit of Veteran's Day	7
#128	Swizzler	112
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#110	The Cooler Out of Space	27
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#102	The Ring	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#1409	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#1817	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#36	Trainbot luggage hook	3
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#139	Trainbot slag	20
#420	Travels with Jerry	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#48	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	75
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#672	Wint-O-Fresh mint	14
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#189	Zombo's shield	1
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#64	almost-dead walkie-talkie	87
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#789	asparagus knife	3
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#532	baby killer bee	18
#3567	badass belt	11
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#109	bark rootbeer	6
#1265	barrrnacle	6
#784	batblade	1
#506	bath ball gift set	10
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#104	bed of coals	7
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#196	bejeweled cufflinks	21
#44	bewitching boots	1
#481	bindlestocking	4
#74	bishop cookie	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#116	black eye shadow	2
#571	black sword	2
#864	black-and-blue light	2
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#82	blackberry galoshes	3
#137	blank diary	1
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#880	blue plasma ball	2
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#277	bone meal	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#3304	bottle of goofballs	4
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#121	bowl of fishysoisse	7
#173	bread line	5
#59	bread man	6
#321	breaded beer	2
#79	buñuelos Jaliscos	8
#394	bubbly potion	26
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#715	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#280	cabooze	1
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#956	can of spinach	1
#116	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	60
#480	candied kobold	6
#154	candied yams	52
#1474	candy cane	21
#187	candy cigarette	8
#15	candy dress shoes	5
#6	candy drive button	1
#90	cannonbomb	2
#140	caustic slime nodule	2
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#63	chocolate filthy lucre	171
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#301	chocomotive	1
#112	cinnamon machine oil	47
#1148	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#428	cloudy potion	21
#798	clown shoes	1
#479	club necklace	14
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#169	cold seal sweat	21
#236	comfy coffin	5
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#159	corncob pipe	10
#98	cornuthaum	88
#142	corpse on the beach	34
#262	corpsedriver	19
#166	corpsetini	31
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#271	cup of infinite pencils	5
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#314	cursed scrunchie	1
#143	cyclops eyedrops	4
#1025	daisy	1
#382	dark potion	28
#195	deadly lampshade	5
#40	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#740	designer handbag	3
#696	diamond necklace	10
#47	disassembled clover	2,977
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#224	disco horoscope (Libra)	3
#217	disco horoscope (Pisces)	3
#242	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	2
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#243	disco horoscope (Virgo)	2
#583	distilled fortified wine	3
#320	donated booze	21
#253	donated candy	32
#469	donated food	3
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#80	double-ice box	1
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#91	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	87
#1370	drywall axe	4
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#17	duct tape dockers	11
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#129	duct tape wallet	18
#78	dungeoneering kit	10
#3268	easter egg balloon	4
#327	effervescent potion	40
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#81	empty agua de vida bottle	1,915
#1180	encoder ring	1
#67	ennui-flavored potato chips	794
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#70	extra-fancy ring setting	4
#1640	facsimile dictionary	2
#371	fake blood	3
#227	fancy opera glasses	19
#1017	fat stacks of cash	3
#11	feathered headdress	1
#166	filth-encrusted futon	5
#188	fishelada	1
#393	fizzy potion	29
#102	flamin' bindle	6
#166	flan del mar	5
#8	food drive button	1
#592	fossilized limb	8
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#398	fossilized spine	3
#423	fossilized torso	9
#305	fossilized wing	11
#92	four-leaf potato sprout	3
#57	fragile Christmas ornament	21
#175	frayed rope belt	8
#72	freezin' bindle	7
#106	frigid air mattress	6
#502	frigid mote	1
#374	frozen banquet	5
#3427	fruitcake	1
#3222	fuzzy dice	2
#420	fuzzy earmuffs	3
#129	ga-ga radio	40
#78	garish pinky ring	49
#12	genie's bracers	32
#9	genie's pants	39
#8	genie's scimitar	37
#12	genie's turbane	31
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#238	giant designer sunglasses	19
#1080	giant discarded bottlecap	3
#1454	giant discarded plastic fork	4
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#3307	gingerbread bugbear	2
#634	gingerbread robot	2
#224	goat	3
🥇	goo magnet	1
#65	gooified animal matter	82
#76	gooified vegetable matter	54
#154	government-issued night-vision goggles	2
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#241	green balloon	21
#31	green pill	2
#3142	grue egg	5
#298	grungy bandana	2
#349	guitar pick	8
#5	hacked gibson	1,337
#157	half-sized guitar	6
#111	hamburger	15
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#2517	handful of confetti	11
#31	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#1998	heart necklace	3
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#411	heart-shaped balloon	16
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#143	herbal stuffing	45
#464	hideous egg	4
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#204	hopping socks	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#124	hot watered rum	5
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#265	huge gold coin	3
#50	hushed puppy	5
#383	imp unity ring	2
#107	industrially-crushed ice	7
#367	iron pasta spoon	17
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#43	junk-mail shirt	1
#106	king cookie	2
#80	knight cookie	1
#67	large box	202
#186	lawn dart	2
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#110	left bracket	1
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#177	left parenthesis	2
#36	leftovers sandwich	8
#31	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#442	lewd playing card	5
#179	liquid SONAR	2
#457	longhaired hippy wig	1
#378	los chinos	1
#375	lucky bottlecap	3
#251	lump of coal	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1430	macaroni duck	1
#33	mafia organizer badge	2
#48	magic lamp	41
#71	magic whistle	68
#650	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#107	massive sitar	2
#321	milky potion	37
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#76	mime eraser	10
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#139	mind flayer corpse	146
#36	molten medallion	1
#395	motivational poster	11
#427	murky potion	20
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#1323	nanite-infested candy cane	7
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#363	natty blue ascot	1
#23	nozzle of the Phoenix	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#1710	obsidian dagger	7
#188	old school flying disc	2
#802	old sweatpants	71
#107	out-of-tune biwa	3
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#1491	pail	2
#185	panhandle panhandling hat	9
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#1065	paperclip	4
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#234	parasitic strangleworm	1
#45	pegfinger	9
#23	pentagram bandana	138
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#180	percent sign	1
#157	physiostim pill	7
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#284	pig-iron shinguards	1
#877	pile of candy	3
#7	pile of gold coins	4,707
#162	pixel pants	1
#37	plastic doll arms	1
#39	plastic doll legs	1
#107	plastic guitar	30
#16	plush ferrelf	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#71	potato sprout	22
#42	pottery shield	1
#63	pottery yo-yo	1
#54	prank Crimbo card	4
#90	primitive candy cane	4
#247	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
#56	psychic's amulet	42
#64	psychic's circlet	35
#64	psychic's crystal ball	31
#62	psychic's pslacks	36
#172	punk rock jacket	4
#612	radio button candy	1
#76	radium-flavored potato chips	805
#113	raisin	5
#15	ram-battering staff	41
#238	red ale	4
#29	red armband	1
#161	red balloon	2
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#1124	ridiculously huge sword	1
#108	right parenthesis	1
#130	ring of aggravate monster	98
#349	ring of half-assed regeneration	9
#12	ring of the Skeleton Lord	2
#118	rose	32
#141	royal jelly	119
#698	rubber WWBD? bracelet	11
#2229	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#1845	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
#1078	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	7
#558	rubber axe	1
#4	rubber baby doll	1
#35	rubber doll body	1
#38	rubber doll head	1
#190	runny fermented egg	2
#748	rusty chain necklace	2
#79	rusty piece of rebar	7
🥇	rxr shield	1
#271	s'more	35
#177	sack lunch	55
#2420	sandwich of the gods	1
#376	scented massage oil	3
#179	serpentine sword	4
#1774	shiny ring	7
#75	shipwright's hammer	2
#32	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#39	silent B	7
#136	silent H	1
#12	silent M	118
#190	silent O	2
#170	silent P	2
#138	silent X	2
#101	silver paté knife	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#227	silver shotgun shell	1
#250	sleazy bindle	3
#434	sleeping stocking	6
#80	slice of pizza	86
#129	slime-soaked brain	2
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#324	slimy fermented bile bladder	15
#250	slimy sweetbreads	38
#392	slow jam collection	11
#48	small box	236
#77	smiling rat	4
#296	smoky potion	48
#179	snake shield	4
#136	snarling wolf shield	7
#1348	sock monkey	1
#2036	solid gold bowling ball	3
#317	soy cordial	2
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#48	space junk	124
#789	spade necklace	9
#339	spaghetti cult mask	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#667	spark plug earring	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#2053	spectre scepter	9
#184	spiritual eggnog	2
#111	spiritual fruitcake	3
#190	spiritual gingerbread	2
#133	spooky bindle	7
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#271	stained mattress	4
#310	star buckler	1
#330	star pants	1
#190	star staff	2
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#493	stinkin' bindle	1
🥇	stop shield	1
#1167	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	35
#6297	stuffed Cheshire bitten	4
#5266	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	6
#1203	stuffed Meat	35
#5815	stuffed astral badger	5
#4333	stuffed baby gravy fairy	9
#1465	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#6182	stuffed cocoabo	4
#4061	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	10
#6350	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	4
#954	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#4903	stuffed hand turkey	7
#619	stuffed key	94
#1970	stuffed martini	1
#4579	stuffed mind flayer	8
#134	stuffed mink	249
#957	stuffed monocle	48
#5347	stuffed scary death orb	6
#4299	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	9
#4148	stuffed snowy owl	9
#5812	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	5
#4255	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	9
#1044	stuffed teddy butler	43
#889	stuffed tin of caviar	53
#4018	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	10
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#192	sweet ninja sword	9
#109	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#399	swirly potion	24
#172	sword of static	1
#225	tangarita with a fly in it	1
#49	tasty tart	30
#949	thin black candle	41
#353	tin cup of mulligan stew	3
#314	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	6
#115	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	10
#492	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	4
#125	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	10
#139	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	4
#142	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	4
#498	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	4
#511	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	4
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#290	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	6
#241	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	7
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#302	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	6
#390	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	5
#162	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#345	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#130	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	10
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#113	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	4
#193	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	8
#105	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	4
#319	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3945	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#797	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3858	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#76	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#8101	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6236	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#6166	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3156	toast	1
#108	tofurkey gravy	62
#118	tofurkey leg	60
#96	toy accordion	1
#84	transparent nog	4
#78	traumatic holiday memory	6
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#44	trick coin	4
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#557	vinegar	71
#567	volcanic ash	1
#472	voodoo snuff	2
#119	vorpal blade	90
#310	warbear accoutrements chunk	5
#312	warbear battery	7
#103	warbear blizzard mead	5
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#79	warbear exhaust manifold	3
#11	warbear goggles	1
#94	warbear gyro	3
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#234	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	4
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#297	warbear trouser fragment	5
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#271	warbear whosit	532
#28	white arm towel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#567	white sword	4
#62	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	801
#273	witty rapier	11
#30	worksite credentials	2
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#103	wumpus hair	21
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#120	yule gruel	6

Wow, that's 22,813 items total!

what items are this player missing?