Museum :: w_ron

w_ron_g

Rank	Item	Quantity
#300	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#912	1-ball	3
#1050	2-ball	2
#1457	3-ball	1
#71	4-dimensional guitar	48
#879	5-ball	3
#1426	6-ball	1
#1530	8-ball	5
#626	9-ball	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
#287	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#81	Black No. 2	172
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#254	Blood Light	16
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#533	CRIMBCO mug	21
#423	CRIMBCO wine	18
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#306	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#738	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#429	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#15	Crimbo dinner	80
#28	Crimbo food scraps	391
#26	Crimbo fudge	1,357
#23	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,355
#328	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#143	Crimbo train emergency brake	15
#17	Crimbosmopolitan	79
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	224
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#270	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#82	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#417	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#576	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#100	Dust bunny	20
#328	Ecto-Cooler	3
#9	Elf Army machine parts	170
#188	Elf Guard MPC	720
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#107	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#93	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	10
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#54	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	27
#99	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	9
#100	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	11
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#165	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#166	Jack-in-the-box	32
#250	Kissin' Cousins	4
#152	Knob Goblin lunchbox	11
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#114	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	621
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#837	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#228	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	18
#155	Mr. Joe's bangles	10
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#193	Oscus's pelt	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#1598	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#33	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
#36	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	1
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	1
#37	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#126	Science Notebook	1
#973	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#122	Snow Queen Crown	49
#21	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	9
#12	Source terminal CRAM chip	1
#28	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	7
#26	Source terminal INGRAM chip	9
#23	Source terminal SCRAM chip	8
#17	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	11
#29	Source terminal file: compress.edu	6
#44	Source terminal file: cram.ext	2
#35	Source terminal file: critical.enh	4
#29	Source terminal file: damage.enh	6
#20	Source terminal file: dram.ext	10
#28	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	7
#26	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	7
#37	Source terminal file: gram.ext	4
#23	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	10
#27	Source terminal file: pram.ext	6
#29	Source terminal file: protect.enq	6
#25	Source terminal file: spam.ext	7
#26	Source terminal file: stats.enq	7
#24	Source terminal file: substats.enh	9
#36	Source terminal file: tram.ext	5
#40	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	3
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#66	The Cooler Out of Space	41
#417	The Joy of Wassailing	8
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#72	Trainbot harness	1
#76	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#71	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#64	Trainbot slag	110
#100	Travels with Jerry	8
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#713	Wint-O-Fresh mint	13
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#378	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#61	Zombo's shield	2
#104	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#409	anniversary balloon	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#931	antique record album	1
#34	automatic wine thief	1
#697	baby killer bee	13
#302	bacon bath ball	3
#7427	badass belt	1
#367	bag of lard	3
#305	balloon helmet	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#59	bark rootbeer	7
#1026	barrrnacle	10
#354	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#606	batblade	2
#382	bath ball gift set	13
#1062	battered Crimbo Crate	5
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#76	beaver punch (cherry)	1
#78	beaver punch (papaya)	1
#93	beaver punch (peach)	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#270	bejeweled cufflinks	16
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#243	bindlestocking	11
#74	bishop cookie	1
#134	black eye shadow	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#170	black forest cake	29
#187	black forest ham	14
#458	black greaves	3
#695	black helmet	1
#289	black kettle drum	2
#481	black pension check	3
#167	black picnic basket	11
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#478	black snake skin	8
#107	black tear	1
#863	black-and-blue light	2
#84	blackberry combat boots	5
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#52	blackberry moccasins	6
#27	blackberry polite	50
#42	blackberry slippers	7
#137	blank diary	1
#135	blank fudge mold	4
#3162	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#94	bone chips	244
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#677	bottle of Blank-Out	5
#5025	bottle of goofballs	1
#157	bottle of sewage schnapps	51
#146	bowl of fishysoisse	6
#320	bread line	3
#203	bread man	3
#502	broken sword	2
#135	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#276	bubbly potion	51
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#147	cabooze	6
#121	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
#1499	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#733	can of spinach	2
#108	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	65
#558	candied kobold	5
#134	candied yams	59
#362	candy cane	103
#6	candy drive button	1
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#28	candy necktie	9
#3830	candy stake	1
#147	caret	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#55	chiptune guitar	1
#69	chocomotive	8
#91	cinnamon machine oil	92
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#533	cloudy potion	12
#109	clown shoes	38
#378	club necklace	17
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#968	cocoa egg	3
#141	cold seal sweat	25
#403	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#311	comfy coffin	4
#217	concentrated garbage juice	4
#315	corncob pipe	4
#185	cornuthaum	44
#238	corpse on the beach	21
#167	corpsedriver	29
#300	corpsetini	17
#607	corrupted data	7
#362	costume sword	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#21	crown-shaped beanie	13
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#271	cup of infinite pencils	5
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#143	cyclops eyedrops	4
#123	cylindrical mold	20
#305	dark potion	45
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#61	delicious comfit?	2
#534	designer handbag	5
🥇	detour shield	1
#792	diamond necklace	9
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#63	disassembled clover	2,194
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#483	donated booze	3
#405	donated candy	9
#363	donated food	13
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#80	double-ice box	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#32	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	423
#687	duct tape	40
#24	duct tape dockers	7
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#92	dungeoneering kit	8
#1124	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#258	effervescent potion	63
#91	electrical thingamabob	180
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#1813	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#77	empty agua de vida bottle	1,953
#15	empty lava bottle	2
#2229	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#118	ennui-flavored potato chips	512
#1508	evil teddy bear	5
#38	exclusive club	1
#274	extra-greasy slider	8
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#285	fancy opera glasses	15
#1374	fat stacks of cash	1
#348	festive sausage	6
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#431	fizzy potion	21
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#8	food drive button	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#461	fossilized limb	15
#170	fossilized spider skull	3
#271	fossilized spike	16
#563	fossilized spine	1
#502	fossilized torso	6
#384	fossilized wing	7
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#120	freightcake	7
#79	frigid air mattress	7
#501	frigid mote	1
#139	ga-ga radio	33
#114	garish pinky ring	34
#6	genie's bracers	40
#6	genie's pants	43
#19	genie's scimitar	15
#8	genie's turbane	43
#1781	ghost cucumber	2
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#62	giant diamond ring	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#248	gingerbread bugbear	103
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
🥇	goo magnet	1
#176	gooified animal matter	11
#108	gooified mineral matter	21
#224	gooified vegetable matter	8
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#882	green balloon	1
#429	guitar pick	6
#1225	gyroscope	1
#5	hacked gibson	1,337
#151	hair of the calf	1
#113	half-sized guitar	10
#72	hamburger	42
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#5196	handful of confetti	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#132	hardened slime belt	1
#148	hardened slime hat	1
#30	hardened slime pants	5
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#323	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#59	helm of the white knight	1
#88	herbal stuffing	68
#393	hideous egg	6
#483	holiday cheese log	4
#54	honey-drenched ham slice	126
#104	hopping socks	3
#257	huge gold coin	4
#177	hushed puppy	3
#275	ice stein	1
#273	icy-hot katana	2
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#68	industrially-crushed ice	38
#63	insane tophat	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#220	jar of fermented pickle juice	10
#192	jar of squeeze	5
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#106	king cookie	2
#80	knight cookie	1
#130	large box	101
#98	lawn dart	5
#115	lawnmower blade	2
#202	leaf of grass	1
#109	leather bookmark	4
#66	left half of a heart necklace	7
#608	lewd playing card	3
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#141	little black book	1
#326	long skinny balloon	24
#249	lucky bottlecap	6
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#193	lupine sword	5
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#47	mafia organizer badge	1
#36	magic lamp	65
#92	magic whistle	48
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#74	makeshift turban	2
#71	manly bloomers	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#11	meat stack	1,000,000
#85	metal band T-shirt	1
#509	milky potion	13
#64	mime eraser	15
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#220	mind flayer corpse	88
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#77	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	64
#295	motivational poster	14
#178	muffled muffuletta	3
#116	mugcake	100
#685	murky potion	5
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#362	natty blue ascot	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#104	octopus's spade	2
#255	old school flying disc	1
#709	old sweatpants	84
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#134	out-of-tune biwa	2
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#257	pack of chewing gum	1
#161	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
#185	panhandle panhandling hat	9
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#1216	paperclip	1
#102	paperclip cape	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#25	pegfinger	19
#10	pentagram bandana	667
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#4	pile of gold coins	6,050
#68	pixel boomerang	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#130	plastic guitar	25
#470	plastic ingot	2
#15	plush ferrelf	1
#33	plush hamsterpus	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#24	poodle skirt	10
#489	potted fern	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#42	pottery shield	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#24	pottery yo-yo	2
#62	prank Crimbo card	3
#71	psychic's amulet	23
#83	psychic's circlet	16
#85	psychic's crystal ball	12
#80	psychic's pslacks	13
#198	punk rock jacket	2
#204	queen cookie	3
#104	radio button candy	11
#131	radium-flavored potato chips	527
#16	ram-battering staff	38
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#80	really nice lump of coal	1
#51	red ale	8
#29	red armband	1
#137	red wagon	3
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#752	ridiculously huge sword	6
#404	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	4
#207	right half of a heart necklace	3
#85	ring of adornment	8
#162	ring of aggravate monster	71
#168	ring of cold resistance	3
#376	ring of conflict	1
#233	ring of fire resistance	2
#174	ring of gain strength	3
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#106	ring of increase damage	6
#76	rook cookie	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#263	royal jelly	57
#783	rubber WWBD? bracelet	10
#1108	rubber WWJD? bracelet	7
#391	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	17
#1078	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	7
#240	rubber axe	4
#88	rusty piece of rebar	6
🥇	rxr shield	1
#81	s'more	856
#118	sack lunch	276
#1704	sandwich of the gods	2
#18	sawed-off blunderbuss	16
#9	scepter of the Skeleton Lord	3
🥇	seal medal	1
#155	serpentine sword	5
#12	shield of the Skeleton Lord	1
#2957	shiny ring	1
#75	shipwright's hammer	2
#73	silent B	3
#77	silent F	1
#85	silent H	2
#203	silent I	1
#150	silent L	1
#11	silent M	119
#186	silent X	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#27	silver table-scraper	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#86	slime-soaked brain	3
#61	slime-soaked hypophysis	4
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
#109	slimy fermented bile bladder	183
#82	slimy sweetbreads	291
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#289	slow jam collection	15
#79	small box	137
#466	smoky potion	17
#349	snake shield	1
#295	snarling wolf shield	2
#42	soggy elf shoes	1
#35	soul mask	1
#488	soy cordial	1
#103	space beast fur	9
#122	space junk	25
#372	spade necklace	17
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#304	spooky bindle	3
#1728	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#362	stained mattress	3
#23	stale Cheer-E-Os	87
#22	stale cheer wine	88
#310	star buckler	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#309	star staff	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#420	star sword	1
#193	star throwing star	1
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
🥇	stop shield	1
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#256	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	145
#976	stuffed Cheshire bitten	48
#948	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	50
#239	stuffed Meat	159
#1472	stuffed angry cow	34
#1530	stuffed astral badger	34
#1066	stuffed baby gravy fairy	48
#1465	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#162	stuffed caterpillar	1
#661	stuffed cocoabo	67
#1580	stuffed dodecapede	1
#703	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	67
#674	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	71
#2979	stuffed gray blob	1
#976	stuffed hand turkey	51
#236	stuffed key	218
#1142	stuffed martini	5
#760	stuffed mind flayer	64
#258	stuffed mink	150
#579	stuffed monocle	84
#239	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
#999	stuffed scary death orb	50
#3415	stuffed shoulder parrot	3
#782	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	61
#665	stuffed snowy owl	68
#948	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	53
#761	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	61
#315	stuffed teddy butler	133
#276	stuffed tin of caviar	145
#226	stuffed treasure chest	225
#421	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	95
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#1276	sturdy Crimbo crate	5
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#278	sucker tachi	1
#64	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	54
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#292	swirly potion	46
#71	tasty tart	21
#1586	teddy bear	2
#1963	teddy borg	1
#1145	thin black candle	16
#127	tin cup of mulligan stew	9
#207	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	8
#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
#393	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	5
#221	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	3
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#97	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	5
#52	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	7
#303	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	6
#123	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	10
#144	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	4
#386	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
#241	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	7
#104	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	4
#143	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	4
#193	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	8
#401	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	5
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#30	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	8
#155	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	9
#102	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	11
#162	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#206	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	8
#242	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	7
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#82	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	12
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#119	tiny die-cast turtle mech	4
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#891	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#891	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#444	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1111	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#8193	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#883	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#1100	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
#3832	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2807	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#2790	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#788	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1099	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3872	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1123	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	2
#2745	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#859	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#111	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#4024	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8214	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#1098	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#3966	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1110	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1111	tiny plastic blazing bat	2
#8177	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#1343	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1117	tiny plastic cavebugbear	2
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#8222	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#37	tiny plastic dining car	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2802	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#8191	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3861	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1133	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	2
#3839	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1126	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#8116	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1112	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#40	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#3893	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#8227	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#4039	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3159	toast	1
#545	tofu casserole	1
#86	tofurkey gravy	75
#86	tofurkey leg	75
#2068	top	1
#657	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#74	trick coin	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#52	trousers of the white knight	1
#152	voodoo snuff	10
#164	vorpal blade	54
#165	wad of cotton	18
#228	warbear accoutrements chunk	16
#376	warbear battery	4
#143	warbear blizzard mead	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#478	warbear whosit	64
#75	whale cerebrospinal fluid	7
#206	white Crimbo ball	1
#11	white arm towel	3
#156	white balloon	102
#511	white sword	5
#1751	wind-up chattering teeth	3
#111	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	524
#476	witty rapier	2
#52	worksite credentials	1
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#176	wumpus hair	11
#10	zombie mariachi hat	2

Wow, that's 1,029,362 items total!

what items are this player missing?