| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #520 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #425 | Blood Light | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #210 | Bulky Buddy Box | 13 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #689 | Ent cider | 6 |
| #459 | FDKOL commendation | 351 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #268 | Go-Wassail | 71 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #258 | Nightstalker perfume | 8 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #633 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 9 |
| #518 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 17 |
| #523 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 17 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #299 | The Cooler Out of Space | 8 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 8 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #256 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 51 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #549 | ball | 11 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #401 | bite-me-red lipstick | 26 |
| #215 | bottle of Blank-Out | 68 |
| #227 | bottle of bubbles | 51 |
| #222 | boulder | 9 |
| #1133 | brine | 5 |
| #293 | buckyball | 17 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #495 | corrupted data | 14 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #273 | drum of pomade | 4 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #26 | electrical thingamabob | 800 |
| #1727 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #342 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #759 | fancy dress ball | 14 |
| #204 | fat bottom quark | 8 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #147 | fiery wing | 52 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #564 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #1305 | fudgecule | 7 |
| #1321 | ghost cucumber | 12 |
| #247 | ghost protocol | 2 |
| #265 | ghostly body paint | 18 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #754 | green gummi ingot | 12 |
| #661 | grue egg | 40 |
| #142 | gyroscope | 21 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #767 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1619 | herringcello | 9 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #245 | jerky coins | 90 |
| #876 | kite | 8 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #789 | lollipop stick | 9 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #330 | mylar scout drone | 15 |
| #359 | necrotizing body spray | 18 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #206 | paperclip | 236 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #18 | plastic ingot | 1,058 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #127 | pog #01 (spider) | 8 |
| #59 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 17 |
| #81 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 13 |
| #79 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 14 |
| #89 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 12 |
| #75 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 13 |
| #104 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 10 |
| #108 | pog #08 (hellion) | 10 |
| #72 | pog #09 (pirate) | 14 |
| #72 | pog #10 (hobo) | 15 |
| #60 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 16 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #193 | pork elf goodies sack | 40 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #321 | possessed top | 17 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #369 | press-on ribs | 15 |
| #422 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #751 | red gummi ingot | 12 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #177 | smoking grass | 529 |
| #493 | solid gold bowling ball | 36 |
| #341 | sorority brain | 2 |
| #861 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #610 | spectre scepter | 54 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #625 | strawberyl | 6 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #1132 | stuffed gray blob | 14 |
| #205 | sucker scaffold | 55 |
| #89 | superheated fudge | 56 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #414 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 17 |
| #457 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 15 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 15 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #386 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 40 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #163 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 49 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 36 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic G Imp | 19 |
| #406 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 17 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 14 |
| #268 | tiny plastic Hellion | 23 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 17 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #448 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 15 |
| #326 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 20 |
| #347 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 19 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 24 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 19 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 23 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 17 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #385 | tiny plastic The Man | 11 |
| #380 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 18 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #260 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 25 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 15 |
| #238 | tiny plastic angry goat | 61 |
| #299 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 21 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #417 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 17 |
| #324 | tiny plastic astronomer | 20 |
| #224 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 62 |
| #262 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 54 |
| #371 | tiny plastic beanbat | 18 |
| #237 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 14 |
| #256 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 54 |
| #535 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #440 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 16 |
| #416 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #349 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 43 |
| #221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 60 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #505 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 9 |
| #460 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 15 |
| #426 | tiny plastic demoninja | 16 |
| #202 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 18 |
| #354 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 19 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #377 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 18 |
| #488 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 14 |
| #303 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 21 |
| #360 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 18 |
| #273 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 50 |
| #284 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 49 |
| #289 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 49 |
| #245 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 26 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic goth giant | 16 |
| #308 | tiny plastic grue | 47 |
| #580 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 12 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 62 |
| #314 | tiny plastic killer bee | 47 |
| #295 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 22 |
| #205 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 65 |
| #221 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 65 |
| #443 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 15 |
| #237 | tiny plastic mosquito | 59 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #393 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 18 |
| #319 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 12 |
| #274 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 54 |
| #248 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #326 | tiny plastic scary clown | 20 |
| #229 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 16 |
| #382 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 17 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #429 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #292 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 22 |
| #268 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 54 |
| #194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 31 |
| #249 | tiny plastic stab bat | 57 |
| #272 | tiny plastic star starfish | 51 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 30 |
| #267 | tiny plastic taco cat | 24 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #439 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 15 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #556 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #417 | tiny plastic warwelf | 16 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #589 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #361 | towel | 29 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1428 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #292 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 34 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #377 | whisker pencil | 12 |
| #230 | wind-up meatcar | 51 |
| #746 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |