| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion tattoo needle | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #56 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #263 | boiling seal blood | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #175 | boxing glove | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #92 | brand new key | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #205 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #307 | foetid seal tear | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1416 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #117 | glowing syringe | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #211 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #120 | leather glove | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #23 | little red book | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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