dammed if I do

RankItemQuantity
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#159ASCII shirt15
#27Ax of L'rose1
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#609BGE merchandise order form5
#1447BGE shotglass1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#271BRICKO eye brick63
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#163C.H.U.M. knife6
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#335CRIMBCO mug41
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#575CRIMBCO wine13
#1224CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#34Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket64
#31Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket59
#689Corpse Island iced tea7
#585Crimbo Credit2
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#61Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel8
#62Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher10
#8Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw4
#64Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter9
#93Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder6
#39Crimbot schematic: Crab Core12
#65Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso8
#62Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head9
#55Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun9
#60Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun9
#89Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs6
#38Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads15
#61Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan8
#6Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler4
#70Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite9
#46Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder10
#45Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module11
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#50Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler10
#71Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head8
#9Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis2
#63Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet8
#3211Crimbuck1
#1329Crown of the Goblin King17
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#672Dickory Farms Gift Basket9
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#842Drowsy Sword18
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#585FDKOL commendation90
🥈Fuzzby1
#36General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket58
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#155Hollandaise helmet64
#6Iiti Kitty Gumdrop13,254
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#327Knob Goblin elite helm16
#633Knob Goblin elite pants4
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#137Microplushie: Bropane96
#158Microplushie: Dorkonide28
#225Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid26
#120Microplushie: Fauxnerditide24
#147Microplushie: Gothochondria71
#153Microplushie: Hippylase100
#107Microplushie: Hipsterine13
#113Microplushie: Hobomosome60
#137Microplushie: Otakulone119
#155Microplushie: Raverdrine57
#152Microplushie: Sororitrate79
#520Orcish baseball cap4
#43Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip26
#53Pokëmann figurine: Duck17
#194Pokëmann figurine: Frank4
#59Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump16
#79Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking14
#35Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan21
#81Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap18
#195Pokëmann figurine: Moog4
#64Pokëmann figurine: Nothing14
#90Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu17
#91Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth7
#43Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf25
#64Pokëmann figurine: Twitter21
#54Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite23
#64Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth21
#45Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket45
#32Staff of the Teapot Tempest2
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#480Tales of a Kansas Toymaker6
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#221The Joy of Wassailing15
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#149Ultracolor™ shirt1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#330Workytime Tea6
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
🥈a suspicious address1
🥇all-year sucker1
#253ammonite fossil20
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#417ancient unspeakable fruitcake13
#1453anniversary gift box3
#433asbestos apron1
#262asbestos staff2
#478asbestos sword1
#96asbestos sword hilt3
#144asshat23
#120bacon bath ball8
#324baggie of powdered sugar66
#1158ball4
#94balloon helmet5
#64banana supersucker13
#155bananagate44
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#28battered old top-hat1
#199belemnite fossil26
#225big rock5
#398bindlestocking6
#184black paisley oyster egg24
#320black striped oyster egg15
#240blind-packed die-cast metal toy40
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#816blood flower6
#816bloody clown pants2
#811blue paisley oyster egg5
#171blue striped oyster egg22
#342bottle of Blank-Out31
#92brand new key1
#590bronze breastplate1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
#1067buckyball3
#669bugbear beanie5
#260bugbear bungguard23
#707bunny liver3
#228burrowgrub hive1
#204can of CRIMBCOLA10
#151can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce50
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#107candied yams73
#1122candy cane30
#1564candy kneecapping stick2
#1029candy knuckles3
#815candy stake8
#30cane-mail shirt1
#213canteen of wine109
#743cheap elven gloves5
#242chef's hat50
#85chocolate bath ball10
#83chrome crossbow string3
#203chrome staff3
#169chrome stick1
#372chrome sword2
#263circular CRIMBCOOKIE5
#65clown wig4
#563club necklace12
#27coal paperweight1
🥉control crystal1
#850cornuthaum1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#736corpsedriver6
#1465corpsetini2
#113crotchety pants1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#115cyber-mattock1
#164demonskin jacket1
#375denim axe1
#154depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick3
#314diamond necklace18
#33disco horoscope (Aquarius)39
#34disco horoscope (Aries)38
#38disco horoscope (Cancer)36
#34disco horoscope (Capricorn)39
#21disco horoscope (Gemini)47
#41disco horoscope (Leo)34
#39disco horoscope (Libra)37
#21disco horoscope (Pisces)49
#28disco horoscope (Sagittarius)45
#53disco horoscope (Scorpio)26
#32disco horoscope (Taurus)38
#35disco horoscope (Virgo)35
#506disco mask55
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#649drywall axe18
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#255duct tape wallet1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#944dusty bottle of Merlot2
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#108elephant stinger6
#626elven limbos gingerbread21
#367elven cellocello35
#630elven moonshine15
#508elven socks9
#516elven suicide capsule30
#193elven whittling knife1
🥇empty Rain-Doh can1
#124enchantlers1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#171extra-see-thru nightie3
#473eyepatch11
#749fake plastic grass2
#410fancy chocolate car7
#1783fancy dress ball3
#2007felt2
#528festive holiday hat8
#525festive sausage4
#103filthy hippy poncho6
#465filthy knitted dread sack9
#139flamin' bindle5
#84flyest of shirts1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#88forbidden sausage3
#72freezin' bindle7
#493frigid fudgepuck4
#428frilly shirt1
#136fudge cube2
#453fudge lily9
#886fudgecule177
#428furry pants1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#722giant discarded bottlecap6
#1082giant discarded plastic fork7
#728giant discarded torn-up glove5
#150gift-a-pult3
#1654gingerbread bugbear9
#1070gingerbread horror6
#307gingerbread house2
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#328goat beard16
#429goatskin umbrella2
#2658googly eye1
#347goth kid t-shirt13
#252grave robbing shovel6
#138gray bow tie42
#249green gummi ingot137
#391grungy bandana1
#260grungy flannel shirt2
#82gummi ammonite3
#78gummi belemnite3
#170gummi trilobite1
#512gyroscope5
#47hammerus1
#143harem girl t-shirt9
#487heart necklace14
#571helmet turtle63
#102herbal stuffing59
#441herringcello31
#627hideous egg1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#556holiday cheese log3
#105incense bath ball10
#310irate sombrero7
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#1453jawbruiser2
#1688kite2
#1898kneecapping stick1
#261knuckle sandwich94
#154kumquartz43
#86kumquat supersucker11
#186lawn dart2
#589leather mask4
#420licorice garrote5
#588licorice root2
#85lime supersucker10
#287linoleum staff2
#91linoleum stick2
#266linoleum sword3
#7live lobster680
#331live wire3
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#446lollipop stick86
#377los chinos1
#251lump of coal1
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#430maiden wig4
#181makeshift turban1
#163mariachi hat55
#821marshmallow3
#132meatspout staff1
#373miner's helmet7
#785miner's pants1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#449motivational poster10
#459mullet wig2
#742mylar scout drone6
#142myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball2
#1210nanite-infested candy cane8
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#400nanite-infested fruitcake11
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#125nurse's hat1
#956obsidian dagger18
#146octopus's spade1
#84old school Mafia knicke½æ2
#819old sweatpants68
#2042oozenog2
#440opera mask1
#435orange peel hat1
#1890oyster basket1
#121pack of KWE trading card22
#165pack of pogs111
#39packet of tofurkey gravy6
#730pail12
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#104panhandle panhandling hat14
#688pants of the Slug Lord5
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#753passable elf mask7
#308patent leather shoes22
#75pear supersucker10
#107pearidot57
#1054penguin focaccia bread18
#364penguin thesaurus19
#332phish stick3
#285pitchfork10
#288pixel hat1
#66pixel morning star1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#459poison pen4
#375pool cue16
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#111powdered wig6
#538pulsing flesh7
#377ravioli hat70
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#234red gummi ingot145
#182red-and-green sweater17
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#940rigid carapace5
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1170[2108]rock2
#783rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#377rubber WWJD? bracelet18
#366rubber WWSPD? bracelet18
#276rubber WWtNSD? bracelet21
#416rusty grave robbing shovel7
#230rusty piece of rebar1
#116sea salt scrubs1
#274seal-skull helmet51
🥉secret mummy herbs and spices4,985
#282serpentine sword2
#149severed flipper1
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#56single-serving herbal stuffing7
#56skate blade3
#54skate board1
#15sleazy bindle25
#497sleeping stocking5
#1272slow jam collection1
#94space jam9
#503spade necklace13
#147spaghetti cult mask9
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#49spooky bindle12
#936spooky eggnog6
#309star staff1
#420star sword1
#52stinkin' bindle9
#153straw hat1
#91strawberry supersucker8
#145strawberyl49
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#172stuffed Baron von Ratsworth195
#424stuffed Cheshire bitten92
#402stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech94
#171stuffed Meat207
#954stuffed alien blob7
#305stuffed angry cow116
#501stuffed astral badger87
#324stuffed baby gravy fairy115
#339stuffed cocoabo104
#124stuffed crazy bastard sword68
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#408stuffed flaming gravy fairy100
#390stuffed frozen gravy fairy101
#1795stuffed gray blob5
#408stuffed hand turkey97
#696stuffed key81
#133stuffed martini71
#427stuffed mind flayer97
#191stuffed mink186
#215stuffed monocle176
#413stuffed scary death orb97
#2253stuffed shoulder parrot7
#511stuffed sleazy gravy fairy86
#373stuffed snowy owl101
#302stuffed spooky gravy fairy123
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#358stuffed stinky gravy fairy105
#149stuffed teddy butler217
#168stuffed tin of caviar206
#400stuffed treasure chest145
#320stuffed undead elbow macaroni112
#19stuffed yeti18
#2643stuffing1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#27sucker scaffold283
#278sucker tachi1
#657superheated fudge2
#268supportive bra7
#531throwing wrench8
#313tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer6
#115tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory10
#205tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer8
#149tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer9
#601tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#303tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#160tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer9
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#386tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer5
#121tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer10
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#225tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo3
#604tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign3
#59tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer14
#75tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg5
#70tiny die-cast blade a-spinning5
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#383tiny die-cast factory worker elf5
#102tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf11
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#111tiny die-cast goose a-laying4
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#103tiny die-cast middle-management elf11
#194tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf8
#389tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf5
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#318tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf21
#108tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear34
#173tiny plastic Axe Wound34
#211tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth19
#424tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type6
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#251tiny plastic Beelzebozo15
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#225tiny plastic Black Knight27
#200tiny plastic Bonerdagon19
#235tiny plastic Boss Bat16
#515tiny plastic Bugbear Captain2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#105tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter34
#3995tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#268tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel9
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1513tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#187tiny plastic Father McGruber21
#334tiny plastic Felonia12
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#279tiny plastic G Imp22
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#285tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser23
#312tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester21
#98tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist36
#197tiny plastic Hellion30
#173tiny plastic Iiti Kitty36
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#382tiny plastic Knob Goblin King11
#167tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter37
#240tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl26
#278tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist23
#276tiny plastic Knott Yeti24
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#187tiny plastic Norville Rogers22
#345tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy19
#329tiny plastic Protagonist20
#482tiny plastic Queen Bee5
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#159tiny plastic Scott the Miner24
#215tiny plastic Spam Witch29
#367tiny plastic Spunky Princess18
#275tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski15
#243tiny plastic The Man16
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#189tiny plastic Trouser Snake33
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#685tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer3
#362tiny plastic XXX pr0n18
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#332tiny plastic angry bugbear20
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#193tiny plastic angry space marine22
#247tiny plastic anime smiley24
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#223tiny plastic apathetic lizardman29
#198tiny plastic astronomer32
#2009tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#3939tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#147tiny plastic batbugbear25
#275tiny plastic beanbat23
#325tiny plastic bee swarm13
#183tiny plastic beebee gunners22
#118tiny plastic beebee queue30
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#243tiny plastic black ops bugbear18
#154tiny plastic blazing bat25
#2860tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#243tiny plastic blooper25
#340tiny plastic brainsweeper20
#335tiny plastic briefcase bat19
#213tiny plastic bugaboo21
#280tiny plastic buzzerker15
#168tiny plastic cavebugbear24
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2241tiny plastic cocoabo8
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#290tiny plastic conservationist hippy14
#299tiny plastic cubist bull21
#192tiny plastic demoninja33
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#250tiny plastic drunk goat25
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#239tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus24
#247tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker25
#309tiny plastic fire servant8
#252tiny plastic fluffy bunny25
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#360tiny plastic fruit golem18
#3345tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#246tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers26
#334tiny plastic goth giant19
#1843tiny plastic grue10
#196tiny plastic handsome mariachi31
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#197tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear21
#2811tiny plastic killer bee6
#264tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box24
#6171tiny plastic leprechaun2
#3313tiny plastic levitating potato5
#310tiny plastic lobsterfrogman20
#175tiny plastic moneybee22
#3976tiny plastic mosquito4
#215tiny plastic mumblebee19
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#392tiny plastic ninja snowman18
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#116tiny plastic peacannon17
#3922tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#216tiny plastic scary clown29
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#186tiny plastic senile lihc32
#282tiny plastic smarmy pirate23
#141tiny plastic spiderbugbear15
#245tiny plastic spiny skelelton25
#3368tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#188tiny plastic spooky vampire33
#3307tiny plastic stab bat5
#4017tiny plastic star starfish4
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2294tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#296tiny plastic taco cat22
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#412tiny plastic the Free Man6
#243tiny plastic topiary golem25
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#254tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni25
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#487tiny plastic warwelf14
#249tiny plastic whitesnake26
#194tiny plastic zmobie32
#86toe jam9
#127tofurkey gravy56
#160tofurkey leg48
#42tofurkey nugget7
#171tourmalime42
#2400toy crazy train1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1384toy train1
#92traffic jam9
#1608tree-eating kite10
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#153trilobite fossil34
#79tube of cranberry Go-Goo4
#673turtle pheromones1
#55tuxedo shirt5
#535twitching claw9
#183una poca de gracia1
#141unholy water1
#306unstable DNA172
#1063useless powder35
#247vampire collar8
#566volcanic ash1
#133warbear feasting mead4
#179water-polo cap1
#299white hat hacker T-shirt4
#269wind-up meatcar44
#590wreath of laurels1
#69yak anorak6
#30yam candy8
#244yellow gummi ingot139
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#176yellow striped oyster egg13
#2364yo-yo1
#65zombie hollandaise28

Wow, that's 30,851 items total!

what items are this player missing?