Museum :: dammed if I do

dammed if I do

Rank	Item	Quantity
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#159	ASCII shirt	15
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#271	BRICKO eye brick	63
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#335	CRIMBCO mug	41
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#34	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	64
#31	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	59
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#61	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	8
#62	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
#8	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	4
#64	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#93	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	6
#39	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	12
#65	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	8
#62	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	9
#55	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	9
#60	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	9
#89	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#38	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	15
#61	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#6	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	4
#70	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	9
#46	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	10
#45	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	11
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#50	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	10
#71	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	8
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
#63	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	8
#3211	Crimbuck	1
#1329	Crown of the Goblin King	17
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#672	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#842	Drowsy Sword	18
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#585	FDKOL commendation	90
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#36	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	58
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#155	Hollandaise helmet	64
#6	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	13,254
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#327	Knob Goblin elite helm	16
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#137	Microplushie: Bropane	96
#158	Microplushie: Dorkonide	28
#225	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	26
#120	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	24
#147	Microplushie: Gothochondria	71
#153	Microplushie: Hippylase	100
#107	Microplushie: Hipsterine	13
#113	Microplushie: Hobomosome	60
#137	Microplushie: Otakulone	119
#155	Microplushie: Raverdrine	57
#152	Microplushie: Sororitrate	79
#520	Orcish baseball cap	4
#43	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	26
#53	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	17
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#59	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	16
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	14
#35	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	21
#81	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	18
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	14
#90	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	17
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#43	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	25
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	21
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	23
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	21
#45	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	45
#32	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#237	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
#221	The Joy of Wassailing	15
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#330	Workytime Tea	6
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
🥈	a suspicious address	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#253	ammonite fossil	20
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#417	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	13
#1453	anniversary gift box	3
#433	asbestos apron	1
#262	asbestos staff	2
#478	asbestos sword	1
#96	asbestos sword hilt	3
#144	asshat	23
#120	bacon bath ball	8
#324	baggie of powdered sugar	66
#1158	ball	4
#94	balloon helmet	5
#64	banana supersucker	13
#155	bananagate	44
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#199	belemnite fossil	26
#225	big rock	5
#398	bindlestocking	6
#184	black paisley oyster egg	24
#320	black striped oyster egg	15
#240	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	40
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#816	blood flower	6
#816	bloody clown pants	2
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#171	blue striped oyster egg	22
#342	bottle of Blank-Out	31
#92	brand new key	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#669	bugbear beanie	5
#260	bugbear bungguard	23
#707	bunny liver	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#204	can of CRIMBCOLA	10
#151	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	50
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#107	candied yams	73
#1122	candy cane	30
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#815	candy stake	8
#30	cane-mail shirt	1
#213	canteen of wine	109
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#242	chef's hat	50
#85	chocolate bath ball	10
#83	chrome crossbow string	3
#203	chrome staff	3
#169	chrome stick	1
#372	chrome sword	2
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#65	clown wig	4
#563	club necklace	12
#27	coal paperweight	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#736	corpsedriver	6
#1465	corpsetini	2
#113	crotchety pants	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#375	denim axe	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#314	diamond necklace	18
#33	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	39
#34	disco horoscope (Aries)	38
#38	disco horoscope (Cancer)	36
#34	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	39
#21	disco horoscope (Gemini)	47
#41	disco horoscope (Leo)	34
#39	disco horoscope (Libra)	37
#21	disco horoscope (Pisces)	49
#28	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	45
#53	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	26
#32	disco horoscope (Taurus)	38
#35	disco horoscope (Virgo)	35
#506	disco mask	55
#104	double-ice britches	1
#171	double-ice cap	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#649	drywall axe	18
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#108	elephant stinger	6
#626	elven limbos gingerbread	21
#367	elven cellocello	35
#630	elven moonshine	15
#508	elven socks	9
#516	elven suicide capsule	30
#193	elven whittling knife	1
🥇	empty Rain-Doh can	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#473	eyepatch	11
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#2007	felt	2
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#525	festive sausage	4
#103	filthy hippy poncho	6
#465	filthy knitted dread sack	9
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#72	freezin' bindle	7
#493	frigid fudgepuck	4
#428	frilly shirt	1
#136	fudge cube	2
#453	fudge lily	9
#886	fudgecule	177
#428	furry pants	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#722	giant discarded bottlecap	6
#1082	giant discarded plastic fork	7
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#150	gift-a-pult	3
#1654	gingerbread bugbear	9
#1070	gingerbread horror	6
#307	gingerbread house	2
#682	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#328	goat beard	16
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#2658	googly eye	1
#347	goth kid t-shirt	13
#252	grave robbing shovel	6
#138	gray bow tie	42
#249	green gummi ingot	137
#391	grungy bandana	1
#260	grungy flannel shirt	2
#82	gummi ammonite	3
#78	gummi belemnite	3
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#512	gyroscope	5
#47	hammerus	1
#143	harem girl t-shirt	9
#487	heart necklace	14
#571	helmet turtle	63
#102	herbal stuffing	59
#441	herringcello	31
#627	hideous egg	1
#148	hipposkin poncho	1
#556	holiday cheese log	3
#105	incense bath ball	10
#310	irate sombrero	7
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#1688	kite	2
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#261	knuckle sandwich	94
#154	kumquartz	43
#86	kumquat supersucker	11
#186	lawn dart	2
#589	leather mask	4
#420	licorice garrote	5
#588	licorice root	2
#85	lime supersucker	10
#287	linoleum staff	2
#91	linoleum stick	2
#266	linoleum sword	3
#7	live lobster	680
#331	live wire	3
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#446	lollipop stick	86
#377	los chinos	1
#251	lump of coal	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#430	maiden wig	4
#181	makeshift turban	1
#163	mariachi hat	55
#821	marshmallow	3
#132	meatspout staff	1
#373	miner's helmet	7
#785	miner's pants	1
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#449	motivational poster	10
#459	mullet wig	2
#742	mylar scout drone	6
#142	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
#1210	nanite-infested candy cane	8
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#400	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#125	nurse's hat	1
#956	obsidian dagger	18
#146	octopus's spade	1
#84	old school Mafia knicke½æ	2
#819	old sweatpants	68
#2042	oozenog	2
#440	opera mask	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#121	pack of KWE trading card	22
#165	pack of pogs	111
#39	packet of tofurkey gravy	6
#730	pail	12
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#104	panhandle panhandling hat	14
#688	pants of the Slug Lord	5
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#753	passable elf mask	7
#308	patent leather shoes	22
#75	pear supersucker	10
#107	pearidot	57
#1054	penguin focaccia bread	18
#364	penguin thesaurus	19
#332	phish stick	3
#285	pitchfork	10
#288	pixel hat	1
#66	pixel morning star	1
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#459	poison pen	4
#375	pool cue	16
#43	pottery club	1
#51	pottery hat	1
#43	pottery training pants	1
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#111	powdered wig	6
#538	pulsing flesh	7
#377	ravioli hat	70
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#234	red gummi ingot	145
#182	red-and-green sweater	17
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#940	rigid carapace	5
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#1170	[2108]rock	2
#783	rubber WWBD? bracelet	10
#377	rubber WWJD? bracelet	18
#366	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	18
#276	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	21
#416	rusty grave robbing shovel	7
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#116	sea salt scrubs	1
#274	seal-skull helmet	51
🥉	secret mummy herbs and spices	4,985
#282	serpentine sword	2
#149	severed flipper	1
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#56	single-serving herbal stuffing	7
#56	skate blade	3
#54	skate board	1
#15	sleazy bindle	25
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#94	space jam	9
#503	spade necklace	13
#147	spaghetti cult mask	9
#979	spooky bicycle chain	2
#49	spooky bindle	12
#936	spooky eggnog	6
#309	star staff	1
#420	star sword	1
#52	stinkin' bindle	9
#153	straw hat	1
#91	strawberry supersucker	8
#145	strawberyl	49
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#172	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	195
#424	stuffed Cheshire bitten	92
#402	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	94
#171	stuffed Meat	207
#954	stuffed alien blob	7
#305	stuffed angry cow	116
#501	stuffed astral badger	87
#324	stuffed baby gravy fairy	115
#339	stuffed cocoabo	104
#124	stuffed crazy bastard sword	68
#1265	stuffed doppelshifter	7
#408	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	100
#390	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	101
#1795	stuffed gray blob	5
#408	stuffed hand turkey	97
#696	stuffed key	81
#133	stuffed martini	71
#427	stuffed mind flayer	97
#191	stuffed mink	186
#215	stuffed monocle	176
#413	stuffed scary death orb	97
#2253	stuffed shoulder parrot	7
#511	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	86
#373	stuffed snowy owl	101
#302	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	123
#3042	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#358	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	105
#149	stuffed teddy butler	217
#168	stuffed tin of caviar	206
#400	stuffed treasure chest	145
#320	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	112
#19	stuffed yeti	18
#2643	stuffing	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#27	sucker scaffold	283
#278	sucker tachi	1
#657	superheated fudge	2
#268	supportive bra	7
#531	throwing wrench	8
#313	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	6
#115	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	10
#205	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	8
#149	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	9
#601	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#303	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	6
#160	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	9
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#386	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
#121	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	10
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#225	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	3
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#59	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	14
#75	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	5
#70	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	5
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#102	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	11
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#111	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	4
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#103	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	11
#194	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	8
#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#318	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	21
#108	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	34
#173	tiny plastic Axe Wound	34
#211	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	19
#424	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	6
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#251	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	15
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#225	tiny plastic Black Knight	27
#200	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	19
#235	tiny plastic Boss Bat	16
#515	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#105	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	34
#3995	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#268	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	9
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1513	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#820	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#187	tiny plastic Father McGruber	21
#334	tiny plastic Felonia	12
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#279	tiny plastic G Imp	22
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#285	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	23
#312	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	21
#98	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	36
#197	tiny plastic Hellion	30
#173	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	36
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#382	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	11
#167	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	37
#240	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	26
#278	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	23
#276	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	24
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#187	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	22
#345	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	19
#329	tiny plastic Protagonist	20
#482	tiny plastic Queen Bee	5
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#159	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	24
#215	tiny plastic Spam Witch	29
#367	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	18
#275	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	15
#243	tiny plastic The Man	16
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#189	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	33
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#362	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	18
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#332	tiny plastic angry bugbear	20
#3305	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#193	tiny plastic angry space marine	22
#247	tiny plastic anime smiley	24
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#223	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	29
#198	tiny plastic astronomer	32
#2009	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	9
#3939	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
#147	tiny plastic batbugbear	25
#275	tiny plastic beanbat	23
#325	tiny plastic bee swarm	13
#183	tiny plastic beebee gunners	22
#118	tiny plastic beebee queue	30
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#243	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	18
#154	tiny plastic blazing bat	25
#2860	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	6
#243	tiny plastic blooper	25
#340	tiny plastic brainsweeper	20
#335	tiny plastic briefcase bat	19
#213	tiny plastic bugaboo	21
#280	tiny plastic buzzerker	15
#168	tiny plastic cavebugbear	24
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2241	tiny plastic cocoabo	8
#8221	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#290	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	14
#299	tiny plastic cubist bull	21
#192	tiny plastic demoninja	33
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#250	tiny plastic drunk goat	25
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#239	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	24
#247	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	25
#309	tiny plastic fire servant	8
#252	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	25
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#360	tiny plastic fruit golem	18
#3345	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
#8187	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#2022	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	9
#246	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	26
#334	tiny plastic goth giant	19
#1843	tiny plastic grue	10
#196	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	31
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3307	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#197	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	21
#2811	tiny plastic killer bee	6
#264	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	24
#6171	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#3313	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
#310	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	20
#175	tiny plastic moneybee	22
#3976	tiny plastic mosquito	4
#215	tiny plastic mumblebee	19
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#392	tiny plastic ninja snowman	18
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#116	tiny plastic peacannon	17
#3922	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#216	tiny plastic scary clown	29
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#186	tiny plastic senile lihc	32
#282	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	23
#141	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	15
#245	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	25
#3368	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#188	tiny plastic spooky vampire	33
#3307	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#4017	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2294	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#296	tiny plastic taco cat	22
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#412	tiny plastic the Free Man	6
#243	tiny plastic topiary golem	25
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#254	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	25
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#487	tiny plastic warwelf	14
#249	tiny plastic whitesnake	26
#194	tiny plastic zmobie	32
#86	toe jam	9
#127	tofurkey gravy	56
#160	tofurkey leg	48
#42	tofurkey nugget	7
#171	tourmalime	42
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#1384	toy train	1
#92	traffic jam	9
#1608	tree-eating kite	10
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#153	trilobite fossil	34
#79	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	4
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#55	tuxedo shirt	5
#535	twitching claw	9
#183	una poca de gracia	1
#141	unholy water	1
#306	unstable DNA	172
#1063	useless powder	35
#247	vampire collar	8
#566	volcanic ash	1
#133	warbear feasting mead	4
#179	water-polo cap	1
#299	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
#269	wind-up meatcar	44
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#69	yak anorak	6
#30	yam candy	8
#244	yellow gummi ingot	139
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#176	yellow striped oyster egg	13
#2364	yo-yo	1
#65	zombie hollandaise	28

Wow, that's 30,851 items total!

what items are this player missing?