| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2809 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #954 | M-242 | 3 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #850 | delicious salad | 27 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #897 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #880 | snake | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #891 | sparkler | 3 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |