| #485 | "DRINK ME" potion | 8 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #630 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #108 | BitterSweetTarts | 18 |
| #617 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #588 | Drowsy Sword | 31 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #880 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #226 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #203 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 2 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tours Tripple | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #58 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 2 |
| #64 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #83 | Ze™ goggles | 70 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #204 | corned-beef Reuben | 9 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #61 | double-ice britches | 2 |
| #71 | double-ice cap | 6 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1099 | empty agua de vida bottle | 8 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #170 | flask flops | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #329 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #133 | puff of smoke | 4 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #332 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #662 | solid gold bowling ball | 24 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #99 | sticky gloves | 2 |
| #145 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #117 | sugar shorts | 2 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |