Museum :: DevilCreme

DevilCreme

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#155	668 scroll	9
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#875	Ent cider	3
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#607	Gaia beads	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#194	Gnollish toolbox	31
#131	Hatorade	1
#430	Jolly Roger charrrm	7
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#585	Knob Goblin elite pants	5
#567	Knob Goblin elite polearm	5
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#563	Knob Goblin firecracker	22
#555	Knob Goblin harem pants	5
#604	Knob Goblin harem veil	4
#480	Knob Goblin love potion	17
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#397	Knob Goblin pants	23
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#471	Knob Goblin seltzer	15
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#386	Knob Goblin spatula	13
#443	Knob Goblin steroids	15
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#406	Knob Goblin superseltzer	10
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#114	Knob pasty	5
#349	Knob sausage	10
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#718	M-242	9
#131	Meat maid	1
#468	Meleegra™ pills	17
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#123	Miniborg hiveminder	4
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#276	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#363	Mohawk wig	25
#338	Mr. Mediocrebar	163
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#386	Rock Pops	133
#204	Roo trading card	1
#546	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#43	Spooky Surprise Egg	388
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#316	Supernova Champagne	12
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#951	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	26
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#119	Tuesday's ruby	28
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#1358	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#344	all-purpose cleaner	12
#90	ancient spice	50
#631	ant agonist	1
#70	ant hoe	7
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#386	antique hand mirror	6
#167	antique packet of ketchup	11
#316	arrrgyle socks	8
#654	asbestos ore	7
#335	asparagus knife	20
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1545	baby killer bee	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#350	bag of Cheat-Os	24
#505	ball	12
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#968	banana	2
#338	banana cream pie	1
#655	banana peel	1
#63	banana-frosted king cake	27
#551	bar skin	13
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#240	bargain flash powder	2
#1094	barrrnacle	9
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#135	baseball	61
#400	bat guano	23
#231	bat haggis	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#98	beer basted brat	2
#606	beer bomb	14
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#382	big boom	1
#802	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#1205	bit of clingfilm	2
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#403	black forest cake	5
#41	black paisley oyster egg	91
#196	black pepper	12
#334	black picnic basket	3
#54	black plastic oyster egg	61
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#522	black pudding	2
#851	black snake skin	1
#349	black spot	2
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#391	blue glowstick	4
#811	blue paisley oyster egg	5
#1231	blue pixel	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#752	blue snowcone	2
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#613	booty chest charrrm	3
#82	borg sock monkey	28
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#549	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#177	bottle of ultravitamins	3
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#390	box	28
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#185	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	13
#13	brick	1,976
#252	brick of sand	6
#132	briefcase	102
#114	broken carburetor	2
#54	brown plastic baby	14
#677	brown sugar cane	1
#1272	buckyball	2
#590	bum cheek	11
#386	bunch of square grapes	6
#383	cactus fruit	3
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#592	can of maces	1
#364	can of spinach	6
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1674	candied yams	4
#857	candy brain	1
#533	cannonball charrrm	5
#173	carob brownies	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#568	centipede eggs	2
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#126	chef-in-the-box	3
#560	cherry	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#403	chloroform rag	4
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#591	chopsticks	3
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#777	chrome ore	3
#523	chrome sword	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#67	clockwork thingamajig	2
#660	clown skin	3
#1348	club necklace	5
#245	cocktail napkin	18
#202	cocoa egg	73
#209	cocoa eggshell fragment	406
#835	coconut shell	11
#199	cold hi mein	2
#374	cold wad	1
#660	commemorative war stein	4
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#440	copper ha'penny charrrm	8
#790	corpse on the beach	6
#597	corpsedriver	8
#421	corpsetini	12
#362	costume sword	1
#167	cottage	2
#838	crazy little Turkish delight	2
#239	cream pie	4
#426	cream stout	3
#427	creamsicle	3
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#417	cyborg doll	4
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#612	dead guy's watch	7
#487	decaying goldfish liver	4
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#539	decorative fountain	5
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#591	demon skin	8
#1032	dense meat stack	4
#432	depantsing bomb	4
#551	desiccated apricot	4
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#209	dingy planks	1
#289	dire fudgesicle	4
#896	disassembled clover	21
#513	disembodied brain	4
#463	disintegrating quill pen	9
#168	disintegrating spiky collar	2
#100	displaced fish	108
#509	divine blowout	2
#475	divine can of silly string	3
#523	divine champagne flute	2
#446	divine champagne popper	1
#428	divine cracker	2
#503	divine noisemaker	2
#1640	doll house	1
#359	dollhive	26
#431	dried face	6
#222	drum machine	26
#1005	dry noodles	3
#1730	duct tape	5
#301	dusty right femur	1
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#652	enchanted toothpick	1
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#465	evil golden arch	13
#232	evil golden arches	3
#127	eyedrops of newt	3
#192	eyedrops of the ermine	2
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#231	fake blood	5
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#1553	felt	4
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#2032	filthy lucre	1
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#454	fish-liver oil	8
#141	fishy fish	1
#856	flaming feather	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#67	flask of porquoise juice	1
#634	flirtatious feather	3
#96	floorboard cruft	11
#39	frat brats	30
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#282	fricasseed brains	3
#532	frightful feather	8
#501	frigid mote	1
#636	frigid ninja stars	24
#727	frozen feather	2
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#458	funky dried mushroom	10
#285	furniture dolly	7
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#330	ga-ga radio	6
#271	gas balloon	27
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#1644	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#196	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
#297	glass of goat's milk	37
#128	glittery mascara	11
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#327	glowing red eye	50
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#394	goat	1
#821	goat beard	1
#342	goat cheese	57
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#156	golden ring	122
#658	gr8ps	2
#231	grassy cutlass	4
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#616	green beer	19
#638	green candy heart	11
#870	green pixel	13
#348	green pixel potion	1
#300	green smoke bomb	5
#639	green snowcone	4
#430	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#499	gremlin juice	2
#582	grouchy restless spirit	9
#633	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#48	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	3
#298	grungy bandana	2
#436	guano coffee cup	2
#678	guitar pick	2
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#655	hair spray	1
#188	half-orchid	20
#5199	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#268	handful of moss	15
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#554	handful of sand	12
#406	handful of sawdust	7
#166	handful of walnuts	21
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#2507	heart necklace	2
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#542	hemp string	9
#327	henna face paint	2
#1103	herb brownies	2
#838	herbs	3
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#186	homeopathic healing powder	1
#411	hot wad	2
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#478	huge spoon	2
#1025	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#164	iGoogly	153
#275	ice stein	1
#1108	ice-cold fotie	3
#1093	ice-cold six-pack	1
#214	immense cyborg hand	11
#377	inkwell	7
#476	insanely spicy bean burrito	3
#455	irate sombrero	3
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#268	jabañero pepper	1
#808	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
#468	ketchup hound	7
#81	killing feather	185
#89	knob ka-bobs	24
#508	large box	3
#83	large cocoa eggshell fragment	18
#213	laser-broiled pear	36
#619	lavender candy heart	13
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#465	leathery bat skin	9
#446	leathery cat skin	11
#212	leathery rat skin	20
#616	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#270	library card	1
#905	lihc face	1
#796	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
#795	line	11
#870	linoleum ore	1
#1043	little paper umbrella	5
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#347	long pork	3
#362	long skinny balloon	20
#377	los chinos	1
#2077	mafia aria	1
#1051	magical ice cubes	3
#320	maiden wig	7
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#251	marionette collective	3
#56	marshmallow	1,872
#1000	marzipan skull	4
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#238	meat engine	9
#209	megatofu	40
#219	melted Jell-o shot	11
#204	menudo ravioli	2
#123	milk of magnesium	16
#637	mind flayer corpse	6
#467	mojo filter	1
#332	molotov cocktail cocktail	10
#1764	monomolecular yo-yo	2
#239	mother's little helper	17
#249	mullet wig	6
#218	mummy mask	1
#206	mummy wrapping	113
#5	mylar scout drone	1,140
#1122	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#478	nanite-infested eggnog	10
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#421	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	11
#181	not-a-pipe	2
#118	nutty organic salad	3
#3382	obsidian dagger	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#1823	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#124	oil of expertise	5
#185	oil of slipperiness	2
#228	ointment of the occult	3
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#36	olive lo mein	11
#1187	oozenog	4
#306	opera mask	2
#653	orange candy heart	16
#764	orange snowcone	2
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#191	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
#100	oversized fish scaler	23
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#1352	oyster basket	2
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#1761	pail	1
#168	palm frond	70
#797	pants of the Slug Lord	4
#244	panty raider camouflage	5
#988	papaya	1
#170	papotion of papower	1
#807	party hat	1
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#701	patchouli incense stick	5
#379	patchouli oil bomb	1
#240	pear	1
#148	perfume of prejudice	1
#106	petrified noodles	1
#737	photoprotoneutron torpedo	11
#649	pickle-flavored chewing gum	8
#400	pile of dusty animal bones	10
#373	pile of jumping beans	7
#1153	pink candy heart	1
#256	pink plastic baby	2
#467	pirate pelvis	4
#681	pirate shirt	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#531	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
#153	polyalloy shield	13
#2221	possessed top	1
#625	potato sprout	3
#236	potion of potency	1
#114	potion of temporary gr8ness	18
#492	powdered organs	1
#810	pr0n legs	4
#150	pr0n taco	2
#2037	pretty flower	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#1422	puce plastic oyster egg	2
#1564	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#349	pygmy pygment	2
#408	ram horns	4
#347	ram stick	6
#1219	really dense meat stack	3
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#796	red pixel	1
#460	red pixel potion	5
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#735	red snowcone	2
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#814	ring of aggravate monster	3
#19	roasted marshmallow	2,187
#265	roboduck-on-a-string	5
#142	robotronic egg	178
#326	rocky raccoon	34
#139	rogue swarmer	173
#101	roll of drink tickets	1
#34	roll of toilet paper	2,636
#389	round green sunglasses	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#763	royal jelly	2
#1103	rubber WWBD? bracelet	7
#2225	rubber WWJD? bracelet	3
#1124	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	7
#1485	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	5
#302	rum barrel charrrm	4
#673	sabre teeth	4
#325	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
#437	safarrri hat	3
#393	sake bomb	27
#190	salamander slurry	1
#1557	saucepan	2
#380	sausage bomb	1
#89	sausage wonton	2
#193	savoy truffle	19
#116	sawblade fragment	161
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#209	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	12
#754	scrumptious reagent	15
#304	serum of sarcasm	3
#357	sewer nuggets	39
#256	shingle	29
#411	shiny hood ornament	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#590	silver tongue charrrm	3
#126	simple ancient cursed key	2
#612	six pack of Mountain Stream	2
#326	sleaze wad	2
#184	sleazy hi mein	2
#520	small box	2
#770	smart skull	5
#28	smoldering staff	2
#685	snake	9
#475	snorkel	1
#40	solid baconstone ring	2
#546	solid gold pegleg	3
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#446	sparkler	12
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1063	spooky eyeliner	1
#50	spooky pirate skeleton	16
#441	spooky shrunken head	15
#1219	spooky stick	1
#268	spooky wad	6
#292	spray paint	8
#902	squashed frog	3
#262	stale baguette	6
#239	stalk of asparagus	40
#170	star starfish	2
#374	stench nuggets	1
#402	stench wad	2
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#347	stick of dynamite	5
#820	stone of eXtreme power	7
#2246	string of red beads	1
#1342	stuffed Cheshire bitten	37
#1677	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	30
#2158	stuffed angry cow	23
#2098	stuffed astral badger	24
#1408	stuffed baby gravy fairy	37
#1333	stuffed cocoabo	37
#1676	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	31
#2388	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	21
#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#1866	stuffed hand turkey	28
#1791	stuffed mind flayer	29
#1490	stuffed scary death orb	35
#3417	stuffed shoulder parrot	3
#1787	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	29
#1921	stuffed snowy owl	26
#1667	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	31
#2346	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	21
#2054	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	25
#286	stunt nuts	8
#478	styrofoam ore	2
#766	sucky decal	1
#436	sunken chest	26
#48	super salad	17
#1210	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
#351	tambourine	1
#399	tarrrnish charrrm	4
#468	tattered paper crown	2
#525	tattered scrap of paper	5
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1374	teddy borg	3
#307	tenderizing hammer	4
#319	tequila grenade	11
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#250	theoretical string	78
#142	thermos full of Knob coffee	6
#401	thin black candle	450
#246	thistle wine	11
#999	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
#2176	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	3
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#1511	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
#1544	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
#1228	tiny plastic Black Knight	6
#2067	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#3994	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#1467	tiny plastic G Imp	5
#1761	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#1079	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#1148	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	4
#1221	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#2165	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#1250	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
#1236	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	6
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2764	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#2183	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#1726	tiny plastic Spam Witch	4
#1437	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
#2056	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#915	tiny plastic The Man	5
#1741	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1427	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	5
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1258	tiny plastic angry bugbear	6
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#1240	tiny plastic anime smiley	6
#583	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	12
#935	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#2516	tiny plastic barrrnacle	7
#2791	tiny plastic beanbat	2
#2572	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#3948	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
#1235	tiny plastic blooper	6
#1242	tiny plastic brainsweeper	6
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#1242	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#1778	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1758	tiny plastic drunk goat	4
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#1787	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#826	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	9
#1414	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#2881	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	6
#3957	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#1432	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
#1475	tiny plastic goth giant	5
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#6148	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#2242	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#3323	tiny plastic mosquito	5
#1765	tiny plastic ninja snowman	4
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#2783	tiny plastic senile lihc	2
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1474	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#2876	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	6
#2193	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#2514	tiny plastic star starfish	7
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1771	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
#1705	tiny plastic warwelf	4
#930	tiny plastic whitesnake	8
#1238	tiny plastic zmobie	6
#488	tip jar	1
#3157	toast	1
#63	tofu wonton	5
#105	tomato juice of powerful power	39
#71	tomb ratchet	20
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#1841	towel	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#205	toy hoverpad	109
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#384	tropical orchid	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#300	true grit	7
#428	tube of dread wax	4
#1416	turtle totem	5
#428	twinkly nuggets	4
#458	twinkly powder	2
#750	twinkly wad	22
#593	uncooked chorizo	2
#405	unidentified jerky	15
#88	unlocked meat locker	2
#108	unstable laser battery	145
#349	urinal cake	6
#145	vanilla-frosted king cake	11
#133	vibrating cyborg knife	22
#1642	vinegar	1
#417	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	12
#236	vitachoconutriment capsule	21
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#358	water pipe bomb	105
#792	white Canadian	1
#890	white candy heart	4
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#298	white collar	4
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#438	white lightning	19
#528	white pixel	31
#1059	white snake skin	1
#88	white whip	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#579	windchimes	5
#811	wooden stakes	1
#665	wussiness potion	9
#243	yak skin	3
#80	yak toupee	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1033	yellow candy heart	4
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#554	yellow plastic oyster egg	11
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1356	yeti fur	8
#478	yohohoyo	2

Wow, that's 17,603 items total!

what items are this player missing?